i love dis dong... by the way in case you don't know i think you are all wasting pathetic little lives whithin this chat because you can't get a girlfriend cause of your shrivelled c yeah its funny how you like to make up shit Deaft0ne why are you even talking about it though that's the first thing you say in here practically no one else mentioned it because your makeing shit up here now what am I making up no Deaft0ne, makeing oh yeah sorry dos ne one hear speek japponees Guero do this hold alt and press F4 and you will get to do a video chat with gega` *** Quits: Guero (Guero@nyxv.rmzt.jlal.tvhy.this.chat.server) ((signed off) on this computer the cd rom and the c drive are the same progame 8971 stephnes church road wilmington nc 28405 duz n e 1 hear speek jippokneez i wunt to lurn rilly bad 15,3 14,9 10 I AM THE HOMO RAINBOW 14,4 8,8_ #BotTestLab topic: OnStar, there's a train in front of m*CRASH* me, bruce and tiff all had a hot shower together in his basement closet shower thing i hate being bi when i wake up in the morning i get in the ass or give it i used to masturbate to the nude scenes in project a-ko when i was like 13 i was chased madly by 5 white guys all saying i stole their cars i jumped in his car and took the fuck off almost got killed it was all skfdjaskdnskdtfsdjlksdfmvs,c ....and stuff Yea, I had the best blowjob in my life lastnight!! GOD my sister can suck god damn i wish i had an infinite supply of crisco RRRREEEEEOWWW i own this room I hate being dead it is boring all u do is sit around talking about chicken and goat hippies some1 at school...said people who sit at a computer all day develope a hump on there back * N-Hyumin thanks god he only sits here 23 hours a day SHIT IM GONNA BE QUASIMODO AND IM ALREADY SHORT WHERES MY BELLTOWER MAIDEN sup lol lmao oh yeah thats kooooooooooooooooooooooooool ok *** hmm has quit IRC ((signed off)) [Part 1/3] *** Guero (Guero@nyxv.rmzt.jlal.tvhy.this.chat.server) has joined #dominion How wants to chat with me Guero want chat with gega uh wtf You are woman or man I am woman Guero: how old you Guero ; how are you gega Im..okay how old r u Im 29 gega? Guero ; i'm 25 [Part 2/3] Guero; Are you virgen oh..k Are you married gega? hm? Guero; Are you virgen lol omgawd guero, ? wtf he's asking himslef if he's there why would a 25 year old ask a 29 year old if they were a virgin Guero; Do you have a boyfriend yes Guero; me too [Part 3/3] Guero has a boyfriend lol Guero do this hold alt and press F4 and you will get to do a video chat with gega` lol *** Guero has quit IRC ((signed off)) u r evil Deaft0ne its funny that ppl actually do it though lol Personally I thought that scene in A L I E N would have been creepier if the face hugger would have been a loaded diaper. i hate shitting at night usually when i masturbate i wear this yellow billabong shirt and when i cum i wipe it up with the shirt it is the only t shirt i have afk * N-Hyumin clitorisizes Pe®§eµ§ * N-Hyumin clitorisizes Pe®§eµ§ * N-Hyumin clitorisizes Pe®§eµ§ * N-Hyumin cums 43196532156269082506891595410890t41614604508665919491986107610760765107107165631505166154154 times 12 «whew» 12 «was it good for you?» * Pe®§eµ§ smokes a cig hell yeah * N-Hyumin savors the afterglow * Pe®§eµ§ cuddles and waits for some pillowtalk 12 «and if A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ quotes this i will slay him» 4,1(503) 638-1573 ASK FOR ERIC MY SISTER PEWPED OUT A DUCK ONCE I pewped.....ON a duck once I FEELS SO MANLY * T1 pees a little * T1 reaches for the empty beer bottle to pee in * Killa2kDMX prays to god god, am I going to hell? yes nick why god? because you are not funny oh.. * Killa2kDMX dies * Killa2kDMX goes to hell ice water get yer ice water *** Killa2kDMX has joined #dominion RIDDLER RIDDLER RIDDLER oh nevermind hes not here *** Killa2kDMX has quit IRC ((signed off)) if I had a dollar for everytime I laid an egg I would be a rich man wait a minute I don't lay eggs damnit i was smoking a joint this morning when i woke up and the ash fell on my dick it was like fucking a pussy of warm dust warm dust yes warm dust u weirdo god #dominion lets just anybody in nowadays i know..who has ops? goodbye.....come to church teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bet in japan pizza places offer 'baby' as a topping I WAS WATCHING AMISH PORN AND ALL IT WAS WAS A BLANK SCREEN AND BLINKING LIGHTS EVERY FEW MINUTES AND THEN THIS GIRL CAME OUT AND SAID YOU TURN ME ON THEN SHE TURNED ON A CD PLAYER THE GUY NEXT TO ME CAME LIKE 23 TIMES WHAT A MANLY WHORE 4,4_7,7_8,8_9,9_5,5_13,13_6,6_ someone email me a penis......im thirsty damn spoofers * gega` wears a shirt that says, "BIG FUN" ugly fuckin inbred hammerhead lookin ass * nicky walks up behind riddler and snaps his bra * Riddler turns around to nicky, stares seductively at her, and slowly slides off his bra, revealing swollen nipples with thick patches of fur placed sporadically here and there lol damn omg riddlor i just say that i am so stiff * ZeR0 † PRieST touches Riddler's tits ooooooooooooh * ZeR0 † PRieST shivers * N-Hyumin is not worthy of riddlor's tits i like when guys call each other bitchs ya know how you can tell when you've known a person too long..........when you're just normally talking to them one morning at school and they ask 'Dontcha hate it when you take a poo and the cold water splashes your butt?!' its weird when you see little girls a few years later and the have boobs and stuff i should have been a chiropactor so r all male's fucking liar's if they never thought once in there life;s when thry reached the age of 30 bout sucking another guy's DICK! well.. im gonna go.. gotta dream about men get my rest^ cya *** Parts: Psykosonik (Enigma@nnpb.gjaw.qwyp.vwmg.this.chat.server) I am gonna go off and kill ppl who think they can justify thier life by taking the lives of other ppl I wanna die watching porno and masterbating not that is what I want to do I want to die watchin porno and masterbating i wanna die watching Iron-Monk watching porno and masterbating * GAYDUDE HUMPS nicky cool Love iz a *SeNsAtIoN* caused by *TeMpTaTiOn* to feel *PeNeTrAtIoN* a guy sticks hiz *LoCaTiOn* in a girl'z *DeStInAtIoN* to increase *PoPuLaTiOn* for the next *GeNeRaTiOn* do you get my *ExPlAnAtIoN* or do you need a *DeMoNsTrAtIoN*??? i called fucke d0ver BUT YOUR ANSWERING MACHINE PICKED UP IT SAID AND I QOUTED *I AM TO BUSY TO COME TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW I HAVE A COCK IN MY ASS PLEASE CALL BACK *MOAN* WHEN U GET THE CHANCE...bring lube victoria secret commercials bug my sister pays 20 dollars for underwear there.. shes tated SALL "BODY BY VICTORIA" and they're rolling around on the floor man i just found out something at 54 i love watching women pissing in there pantie's r without em buddyweiser has a floppy drive buddyweiser has a floppy drive till Crimson Skye rubs its and its a hard drive and then comes the C drive... well the d drive should be a hard drive and a c drive should be a floopy true omg, its funny how i got the guy to send me the avp cheat patch i begged and begged, he kept saying no so.. i saved crimson skyes pic sent it to him said she was my sis said shed cyber him if he sent me the file so he sent it then i placed him on ignore hes still on it :P [cQt][83] relax ur sax max | yeah max relax those... sax call me 13 bitch, 13 BRIT-BITCH I MUST B DUMB X-FILES CAN'T POSSIBLLY B WAY OVCER MY HEAD have u ever watched it yes 2 times all i could stand I HAVE K MART UNDERWEAR ON I HAVE THE LIL MERMAID UNDERWEAR TOP THAT I HAVE LIL FLOWERS ON MINE when i become rich i am going to buy all white people in california and black people to and buy a huge grinder then put them together and we will have a new race "grey people" how does a cute lil young woman keep her beaVER FROM SHOWING HER AGE AS SHE DEVELOPS i remember when she took a piss and it sounded like a lil brooke at dawn now it sounds just like niagaRA FAlls at dusk Oops, I gotta poop. Oh Shoot! I gotta take a crap and then my poopy ass I will slap! I gotta wipe my bumm! TP, I NEED SOME....AAAAH...........POOPOO * Od¡n][777 bows odin is goin for quotes odin..do u say that irl? sure I wanna.......make up songs........then sing them in a funky voice....and record...and be like......my hero.......Bran * Od¡n][777 sniffs I wonder if hermaphrodites are ever lonely ask nicky I want to be a hopeless drunk when I grow up I wanna be a gravekeeper when I grow up * ToothPick loves chasing lil kids throw the mall Giving them the Peoples EyeBrow while Shouting ."Look At My Big Eye!" I want to be a weird nekid indian when I grow up hey shilbau wanna be my boyfriend for an hour then break up and insult me till I cry? i don't know aboout you but i've trying to keep up with these shot in real life.... i need two more shots of jack daniels * N-Hyumin cums 342690296356436701436514067153674376641301074361057785307507813068310784100507561605107610761076153081086110108613561050154014671547108608718710861034015476145010108131765151108013013010781301071071071058751751075787878507807588578015807588658157815787581581781758581058105788707817578175805780581571501750101788715410.3 times al you lost all your quotes? OH WHAT EVIL DEED LAYS SEIGE UPON THE BEAUTIFUL QUOTES WHICH I ACQUIRED IN MY YOUNGER DAYS?!!!!!! WHAT A SORROWFUL TWIST OF FATE TO PILFER THE MEMORIES WHICH I LOVED SO DEAR!!!!!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL QUOTES ALL GONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT APPEARS THAT I AM FUCKED BY THE FICKLED FINGER OF FATE ONCE AGAIN!!!!!!!!! MY BEAUTIFULLY EROTIC QUOTES ALL GONE AND AT THE CRUEL VILE HANDS ON AN EVIL HARDRIVE can we be erotic in pm N-Hyumin no fag i'm trying to be dramatic here deaf k lao lao to you too buddy! yeahIVE BEEN ON HERE FOREVER NO ONE WILL TALK TO ME!!! WTF!!???? [Part 1/2] I SHIT OUT 7 LONG LOAVES OF SHIT 7 ......HA I GOT 19! AND LIKE 8 OR 9 TURD BALLS YOU DIDNT HAVE 19 LOAVES YES NO WAY I HAD TO FLUSH LIKE 8 TIMES WELL I HAD 7 LOAVES+8 TURD BALLS [Part 2/2] SO THATS CLOSE AND EVERY THIRD ONE OF MINE WAS BLUE SOMETIMES MY SHIT HAS BEEN ORANGE OR RED blood is bad not blood just red the entire surface of the turds i drank this arizona cactus shit and it turned my shit blue and i left it in the toilet for the next person it was at school was the talk of the school for like a week everybody was goin' in there to check it out even the chicks went into the guys bathroom to check it out sometimes it's hard to fathom that really hot chicks shit like imagine Jessica Alba bustin out a fat loaf then having the sloppy wipes i want the 2 best boiled eggs on the sidewalk in a teen-age hop-scotch tournament some1 at school...said people who sit at a computer all day develope a hump on there back * N-Hyumin thanks god he only sits here 23 hours a day HES PRACTICLY NAKED *** NightSpirt has joined #dominion *** NightSpirt has left #dominion let see here i am 14 and i been jacking off since i was 10 who doesn't? %95 of the male population does %52 of the female population does i can some times hear my dad jack off gross Hey what do you expect...its the male national past time Its been apart of the male culture since the beginning of time, its allways been some what of a myth kind like woman going bald yes yes i got that one virus i got the virus with the russain girl that plays tenis yes now i can really jack off * A£ien Hµn†er¤¤ ³°°°™ is daed... not daed! noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! * A£ien Hµn†er¤¤ ³°°°™ is dead and can't spell... * A£ien Hµn†er¤¤ ³°°°™ goes afk (and to bed)... yeah right he's still there waitin and watchen us perv no i'm not... oops * PrincessOfpain Removes everybody from her ignore list.......but one Quote and your back on it now do you use ignore for floods PrincessOfpain? no perseus no perseus, annoying floods are perfectly fine, but funny quotes, OH BOY THOSE GO ON IGNORE! 0_0 oh god.. another pokemon movie? (i wanna see it!) sometimes it's hard to fathom that really hot chicks shit like imagine Jessica Alba bustin out a fat loaf then having the sloppy wipes something harder than to fathom is a guy like me getting to wash her ass-hole then lick it teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB, ITS FLEECE WAS BLACK AND SHORT. I TRIED TO PET IT YESTERDAY................. NEXT WEEK I GO TO COURT you can make anything kinky if you try hard enough SemiCharmed just walks into lightposts ocassionally is that what that was? I wasn't sure! I thought it was a really skinny guy oops so r all male's fucking liar's if they never thought once in there life;s when thry reached the age of 30 bout sucking another guy's DICK! u hoin n goin yeah im hoin i played with my mommies boobies last night *** Joins: Iceman (Iceman@xsfa.dpig.mhzt.brgd.this.chat.server) the iceman cummith I wish the whole world was bi-sexual..... that way everyone would love one another, no matter what sex they are, and the world would be one huge orgy do you remember Scorpion x? yes lol thats me lol lmao Mª€£e°d,had an operation.. he now has pussy whenever he wants i own this room dont let your mouth overload your ass ...thats...kinda physically impossible dont let your mouth overload your ass ...thats...kinda physically impossible are we talking about dominion? what is it anyway my pubes are blonde---with black roots one time I saw a clown in the park it look at me and smiled I ran away screaming like a school girl one time I saw a clown in the park it look at me and smiled I ran away screaming like a homosexual I CALLED VF-1S Veritech AND HE SAID WELL IT WAS NOT HIM ANYWAYS THE "PERSON" SAID SORRY HE CANT COME TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW HE IS TIED UP *MUFFLED SCREAMS FOR HELP* THEN THE PERSON SAID WHEN HE GETS LOOSE I AM SURE HE WILL CALL U BACK BYE *CLICK* i was all....ownz today i was riding my bike and the cop tried to pull me over but i pulled an e.t and flew he was all .,smdnas,mdnmas,nmfnamdsf,msnad damnit and i was all ....flewing Hi Auntie MAL Nick Alien .....yes auntie mal nick alien i wonder what ur aunties parents names are i have a new nick for you yeah wtf is it E. Jack Ulator LOL [Part 1/2] afk i have to masturbate...feed................feed the dog he might bite it off feel sorry for the dog i dont.. he is hung like a horse i am hung like a gerbil [Part 2/2] a gerbil THAT IS HUNG LIKE A HORSE thats not saying much i guess but i know its bigger them hisself he puts it on a wheel barrow dx are you sure you didnt just have a gerbil up your ass and it wasnt blocking your already small genitalia? [Part 1/3] * Deaft0ne paints himself in blackface * Deaft0ne goes to south central la * Killa2lkDMX paints his face white * Deaft0ne sells some crack to the junkies * Killa2lkDMX goes to the hamptons * Killa2lkDMX lives comfertably * Deaft0ne wipes the makeup off and says "APRIL FOOLS!" * Killa2lkDMX goes swims and the paint gets shot off * Deaft0ne runs [Part 2/3] * Killa2lkDMX sits there while the police come and he is accused of rape murder and killing 6 presedents * Deaft0ne is shot at * Deaft0ne dies * Deaft0ne is revealed to be an undercover cop * Killa2lkDMX steals Deaft0ne's wallet * Killa2lkDMX runs away to lview under the name "tone, deaf" [Part 3/3] * Deaft0ne `s killers go to prison for life * Killa2lkDMX walks goes into other peoples house and tries to be funny * Deaft0ne had a bulletproof vest on * Killa2lkDMX gets shot at * Deaft0ne didn't really die * Killa2lkDMX does not live * Killa2lkDMX does not ownz * Killa2lkDMX is died * Deaft0ne visits the killers in prison and says "APRIL FOOLS!" the end MY farts smell like the cool morning breeze * Bot-Sonik likes to puts his asscheeks on the wall in the shower and fart so that is reverberates throguh the whole house. sup?..... = what's for supper? * Cassius can throw a fireball (__)__) <-- fireball emitter * Killa2lkDMX walks around in his white man suit yes i would like the wall street jounerel no i am not mexican FUCK YOU GIVE IT TO ME WHATL,MD,SMFDM., damnit * Killa2lkDMX goes away I love being bi When I wake up in the morning I love to decide which I want today fur burger or nuts with a stick [cQt][123] I love being bi When I wake up in the morning I love to decide which I want today fur burger or nuts with a stick | YOu butt ALIEN KATRYA * Katrya grabs Alien and kisses him passionately O_O ...alien somewhat insults a girl and gets kissed GOD DAMN IT!!! WHY? do!U conversde with ur dsick when her luil deet got auch wonederfule things 2 waLK Amd talk with her bout this fucking log of #dominion is takin like 10 minutes to load ....that is one fucking big log... yeah must be like....3 years of conversation not that long ...deaf..the longest log i had was my bosses EERRR FORGET THAT * MacLeod grabs the stick i'm having fun i wish i could have dmx * PrincessOfpain Removes everybody from her ignore list.......but one Quote and your back on it now do you use ignore for floods PrincessOfpain? no perseus no perseus, annoying floods are perfectly fine, but funny quotes, OH BOY THOSE GO ON IGNORE! i pissed to tired to beat off i have been known to tape dark angel then watch it later and pause it for some spankin on the sexy shots nicky> i wanna die walking down the street hit by a car going 80 mph I wanna die in my sleep in my 80s i wanna die 88 years old in a 1969 corvette driving into a brick wall at 125 mph my 'package' smells like ham sam i am i am scorpion x I AM SCORPION SEX I GOT MY ASS PIERCED IM GONNA GET MY EYEBROW PIERCED AGAIN THEN MY LIP THEN MY BRIDGE THEM MY WEBING do they pierce armpits PROBABLY I dont feeel young But I like to feel the young i used to masturbate to the scenes in barney, when i was like, err, this was yesterday so nm this is totally true... I had sex at 11pm!!!!! with a partner true sstory did I get off?? no but thats ok Russia: We spy, and if you don't like it, WE WILL BE ANGRY. China: If we hit your plane with one of our planes, it was obviously your plane's fault, and in fact, your fault. Even though you were thousands of miles away... America: we're too busy watching tv to care. my socks smell like popcorn sometimes it's hard to fathom that really hot chicks shit like imagine Jessica Alba bustin out a fat loaf then having the sloppy wipes something harder than to fathom is a guy like me getting to wash her ass-hole then lick it Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes. I want to be a hopeless drunk weird nekid indian gravekeeper everyone has gone mad for nads I put Nads on my chin every morning Nads Hair Removal Cream is a great way to get rid of reoccuring, annoying hair sometimes when im alone i put Nads on my nads UR NOT COOL UNLESS YOU PEE IN UR PANTS Katrya call me (214) 395-2556 * N-Hyumin goes to dialpad.com im callin' hold on u hoin n goin yeah im hoin * Killa2lkDMX drinks his rootbeer this rootbeer has me thikning if men got pms would we bleed out of our rectories what would our tampons look like will females buy them for us cunjunkshun funkshun wuts yowr funkshun #SK8ER's-PLACE topic: Norma Olivas 1-530-542-0850 Tahoe C.A. Is a Lying backstabbing Cheating Whore Feel Free to Call her up and Get some Free BlowJobs Don't Fuck Her To Hard Or She Tends To Pant Like A Dog!! look at me I'm NEKID I want to be orgazmo when I grow up whatchew all get for easter * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ got nuthin' for easter... sok..me either prome * nicky makes a card for prome..and hands it to him where's prome? i miss him... in my bed calling me next symester, I'm taking a course on how to get quoted. Then we'll see who's boss Quote-bitch oh crap....that fart was loaded afk today OMG IT HAPPEND TWICE * Killa2kDMX goes afk to play with himself then will come back and try to get qouted (i hope i get qouted) ( i have my speech ready) [Part 1/2] last nigt i went downtown to buy some drugs and it was my girlfriend i was all HEY (oh fuck she knows i do drugs now) and i bought a little [Part 2/2] bitch did give me a discount LIKE TWO CENTS fucking drug dealers dont they know drugs are bad * Killa2kDMX takes a hit form his joint they can cause u brian damage whose up for strip poker I AM A WHITE GUY I DRIVE A "FORD" I HAVE TONS OF MONEY LETS GO RIDE IN MY "FORD" FORGET K-MART LETS GO TO WAL-MART SHIT I AM LATE FOR THE KLAN MEETING AND STILL HAVE TO GO TO THE CLEANERS I GOTTA PICK UP MY SHEET ERR... COUSTUME god damn i hate peeps little marshmallow shit things they taste like shit look like em and you cant chew them what the fuck are their purpose? ?? !??? DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT?! IM FUCKING SERIOUS ITS A FUCKING CONSPIRACY TALL-MAN DID IT! NO! they ate half of my ass today at Easter dinner COME TO ME WITH YOUR CHILDREN AND YOUR PROBLEMS LET MRS CLEO HELP YA ANSWER YOUR SQUESTIPONS!S LET MRS CLEO HELP YA ANSWER YOUR SQUESTIPONS!S LET MRS CLEO HELP YA ANSWER YOUR SQUESTIPONS!S #dominion  topic: DRUG DEALERS AND FOOTBALL PLAYARS SAY "Hey I just scored a touchdown and sold a pound of crack, NOW LETS PLAY GRAND TOURISTMO!!! LEGEND 7!!!" some times.....when I get nervous.....I stick my hands under my arms then *sniiiiiiiiiifffffffffffff* smell 'em like this it's gross.. I think someone should be deopped and devoiced and booted *** VF-1S Veritech sets mode: -v gega` ok still up for the booted thing? oh wait i just saw the booted *** gega` was kicked by N-Hyumin (your wish is my command) lmao N-Hyumin! SHE SAID SO HERSELF ITS NOT MY FAULT I wanna be a lesbian when I grow up why else did god make a twat look so much like a chalupa? no wonder I like Chalupas so much.... * N-Hyumin is tighter than a frogs pussy * N-Hyumin is tighter than a frogs pussy * N-Hyumin is tighter than a frogs pussy why hasn't there been a pussy video game? It would make it easier for kids to get their dads to buy them Playstation2s i can see it now..."Snatch Invaders", "Raiders of the Lost Nookie", etc my parents said I could be whatever I wanted.... so I became an asshole One of these days I am going to bottol a fart and sell it to FUCK'N PG&E.... I may get rich! * Od¡n][777 crashes into A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™'s plane * Od¡n][777 makes A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ emergency land in Valhalla * Od¡n][777 molests A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ and makes him watch Martha Stewart Living AHH NOOOO! * Od¡n][777 returns A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ three weeks later i buy a lot of dvd pornos off the streets in DC for like $8 a fucking disc * Od¡n][777 protects endangered feces I SPANK IT TO COOKING SHOWS *SPANK* *SPANK* *SPANK* OH YEAH EMERIL LAGASSS LAGASSS LAGASSS!!!!!!!!!11 [Part 1/3] here's an amatuer act I caught when my car broke down five miles out of Bakersfield on the side of the road,clearly suffering from mental problems,fighting the demons within and choking a buck out of anyone who heard these talented...at this point,I'd like you to put away your jewelery,extinguish your cigarettes or anything flammable,check under the tables,and give a hearty Lexx welcome to Las Vegas Laquisha vs. the flying saucers! [Part 2/3] We are the laquisha! wooooo0oooooooowoO! I kicked the baquisha and the cat screeched rowwwwwwwwww! We eat things that you taaaaaaake! For granted,we eat granite for a dollar dammit! I really fucked like Sussana said I did when the dog went roooooooooooooooorrwwwwwww! And all of the people in Lexx watch the spaceship have the Sexxxxxxxx with all the womens like the Susanna who fucked and the dog went roooooorwwwwww! [Part 3/3] The spaceship goes into the uterus and then it's lost in spaaaaaaace dammit! waaaaaaaaaaaa! I'm a baby spaceship! I fuck planet! waaaaaaaaa! woooooo wooooo muppets are sexy i wonder if when tall-man talks he sounds like corky from life goes on * Od¡n][777 runs around dressed up as that one guy from that one thing...ya know......the guy with the..stuff.and that thing..... ONE TIME I BROKE INTO THE SESAME STREET PUPPET ROOM/WAREHOUSE/ENBANKMENT AND STUCK BIG BIRD'S NOSE UP MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!! THEN I FUCKED GROUCH'S TRASHCAN THEN MADE BURT AND ERNIE 69 THEN THEY HIRED ME NOW MR ROGERS IS ALWAYS GRABBING MY ASS CUZ ITS IN THE SAME STUDIO FUCKING TELEVISION WORKSHOP UNION SHIT IF ANY OF YOU FUCKING TOUCH DURANDAL I WILL SHAVE YOUR FUCKING PHONE BOX RAW!!!!! HE IS MY ASS-PONY!!!!!!!!!!! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHIIIIIII mary had a little lamb, a lobster and some prunes....a glass of milk, a piece of pie, and then some macaroons....it made the naughty waiters grin, to see her order so, and when they carried mary out, her face was white as snow 3,1I USED TO BE SKITZOPHRENIC BUT WE'RE OKAY NOW #Dominion. Good quotes, From good people. whats are you doing masturbating i am having phone sex with your mom she coughs a lot though kills the mood fuck you i can hear you typing in the background sounds 1 handed OMG YOUR MASTURBATING TO ME MASTURBATING WITH YOUR MOM ON THE PHONE!!!!!!!1111 I wish someone would eat my a  nm JUST BECAUSE I ENJOY BUBBLICIOUS WHILE LISTENING TO STINKFIST DOES NOT MEAN I AM A CAKEASS what do you do for fun, hunter? he hunts Aliens read... watch tv... chat... yeah that too I hunt pussy but for me it's never in season *cries 1 4M 23 1 W1LL H4X0R Y0UR B1R7HD4Y 4ND 57341 YOUR C4K3!!!!!!!!!!! roses are red vilots are blue im skitzophrenic and so am i DO THEY STILL SHOW A BUNCH OF MONGOLOIDS THROWING SAND AT EACH OTHER ON THE SESAME STREET BEGINNING tall-man might still be getting royalties from that * Pe®šeµ§ -ææ¸`ææ¸`ææ¸ Bulls On Parade - Rage Against The Machine {[4.41Mb]}`ææ¸`ææ¸`ææ- (3mins 52secs) (160kbps Joint Stereo) [[[[[[[[ Pe®šeµ§'s Revenge Ver 1.0 ]]]]]]]] BULLSHIT ON PARADE IS WHEN IT'S THANKSGIVING AND THEY DON'T HAVE MY FUCKING SOAPS ON * Deaft0ne listens to rage against the machine and watches victor newman from young & restless lecture 10 people at once * Deaft0ne types /clear * Ham itches rear afk im gonna get my hard-boiled horse testicles eggs^ tall-man can i visit you and beat your computer to death i bet if i visited tall-man he'd wanna fucking watch andy griffith and talk about beer old man in church keeps falling asleep durring servis..so the preacher has a bright ideah of taking some limburger cheese to hold it under the old man's nose..well the next sunday sure enough the old man falls asleep..the preacher stops gets the cheese and holds it under the old man's nose..after a second the oldman shouts out loud.."Damnit Marge IM not in the mood and I thought I told ya to keep that critter clean if ya wanted me to eat it out for ya!" * Deaft0ne drinks some penis pepsi^ "Remember, this is America. Just because you get more votes doesn't mean you win." -- Fox Mulder, "The X Files": Episode #8ABx18: "Three Words" I used to be a Evil Space Pirot All Happy Looting and pilaging till Bam I ran into a Hord Of PiranaMites..they Ate through My Evil Ship's hull and exposed me to cosmic radation....Now IM all loopy cause That Radation Half Lobotamized me We got CHeese Whizz From the Rosswell Crash thats the only thing that makes sense! * gastrof does not understand those "lil peeps" chicks they sell at easter......wouldn't it just be easier for parents to hand their kids several bags of sugar, a box of crayolas, and leave them in their room for a day or two? and then an ICU for a week? volcanos are nature's way of saying "i'm having PMS....get me hagen daz" blood is nature's way of saying "you've been punctured" relax ur sax max i was wearing my suit today and i am mexican so when they came up to me they said i hope you win i guess they thought i was the vilgarosa guyu running for mayor weird ass white people I WAS GIVING SOME GIRL IT HARD IN THE ASS AND THEY GOT IT ON A COMPUTER AND SOMEHOW SWITCHED IT FROM A WOMEN TO A HEAD OF LETTUCE I WAS MOLESTING LETTUCE I MEAN..... SEX I WEAR MY MUMS KNICKERS i've uploaded the quotes... http://prometheusufo.tripod.com/Alien_Hunter_Quotes/ I'LL BURGLER YOUR HAM...BURGUERS.....STUFF OKAY AW FUCKIT GIVE ME YOUR MONEY I AM EATING TO MUCH PUTTING ON WEIGHT WHATS THE FUCK IS UP WITH RONALD I MEAN WTF IS HE A CLOWN OR A BLOWN UP MAKE UP STORE AND HOWCOME THAT GUY IS PURPLE IS HE HOLDING HIS BREATH [Part 1/2] i wrote a rap song for macdonalds here it goes micky d's is the place to be even if ur name is william h. macgee come and buy some taters we even serve player haters PLAYA HATAZZZZZ FUCK YOU WHITE MAN THIS IS MY SONBG [Part 2/2] HERE WE GO COUNTRY STYLE MY HAT IS FLAT AND MY WIFE IS GAY WELL NOT REALLY * Deaft0ne gets his cowboy hat and burns a cross BUT SHE LIKES TAMMY FAYE AHH!! * Killa2kDMX RUN S AWAY WHY DO U BURN A LOWER CASE T U COCKHEAD * Killa2kDMX BURNS A CAPITLE E HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA a while ago i was talking to a hot chick flirting and shit and i farted! i didnt even feel it coming it was all *fart* and i was all OH NOOOOOO and she was all oh NOOOO and she ran away criyng do you ever get pussy farts? *brap* DO U EVER GET WHITE MAN FARTS *fart* oh excuse me where is my maid with the air freshaner that's a good thing to do killa......destroy your last chance at happiness without becoming a gay man....and all over a loss of bum muscle control! even the gays wont put up with that! gaystrof... you always allude to your own homosexuality YOU LIL PISS BITCH REGURTATED CUM BUBBLE OF A GUTTER SLUT!! stop pinging me biooooootch...or I'll give you a swift kick in the crieeeeeeotch! Eat it Tall-man,I am invincible. The power of Laquisha gives me a warm buddle of feline bodily fluids to keep me from harm. * Deaft0ne drinks his root beer you know this root beer has me thinking what if men had breasts? would women wanna suck our titties? would we breast feed? * Deaft0ne adjusts his bra * nicky snaps deafs bra IT'S COLD IN HERE!!! HARHAR * Dante ¤ † ¤ dresses up in his gay rights clothing and walks around playing rap and thinks his da shit anyone want to touch me? sucky sucky 5 dolla boom boom all night long do smurfs get "green balls" instead of blue ones? you know what they say, a pussy a day keeps the gays away when my brother was 6 he took a tampon in for show and tell Deaft0ne is Deaft0ne@hlfp.vwjr.yvwu.gopl.this.chat.server * cum sucker that's not Deaft0ne no shit, dumbass I like SkipSmith. He is cooler than all of you. by losers *** Quits: Deaft0ne (Deaft0ne@hlfp.vwjr.yvwu.gopl.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) *** Joins: SkipSmith (SkipSmith@hlfp.vwjr.yvwu.gopl.this.chat.server) hi I am soooooo cool, no? no.. not really... hey A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ support cannibalism..... EAT ME * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ eats PhreakShowGirlie23 LOL does a body good man i am glad i can spell lol you guys are so stipid damn IM horny enough to get a job Thats Damn Horny ! get a job so I can get me a ride places so I can get some pussy myspacebarisbroken I wanna be lobo when I grow up I have no arms and sometimes I lay in bed wishing I had arms so I could masterbate HOW THE FUCK RU TYPING WITH YOUR DICK????????!!!!!! CAKEASS I use my penis to type lol no no.. with his pointy tits i wanna be japanese when i grow up I waant to be orgazmo the wierd nekid indian lobo gravekeeping lezbian when I grow up i want to molest children when i grow up ........ why wait? * N-Hyumin watches his fingers fall off NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * Lady Delphie ¥ feeds N-Hyumin's fingers to her cat * N-Hyumin can no longer solo or play guitar for that matter or type ummm yeah * N-Hyumin cannot type any more damn..... * N-Hyumin shoots cakemix out of his ass #starwars topic: Chess porn: "Oh, yeah, baby, TAKE my pawn, YES YES YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!" #DragonsDen topic: Join the "I heard 10 seconds of a rap song and lost 30 I.Q. points" support group. TIF MOLESTY MEEEEEEEEEEE rofl PLZ PLZ PLZ * DiVa just plain rapes Deaft0ne YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH * Deaft0ne CUMS INFINITY * Deaft0ne CUMS INFINITY * Deaft0ne CUMS INFINITY aww all this sex i need to pee rofl brb PEE ON ME * Deaft0ne gets some peeps afk * Lady Delphie ¥ gets a quickie * Lady Delphie ¥ throws a nekkid lady at A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ O_O thanks ;) * Lady Delphie ¥ tosses Deaft0ne a nekkid man NO XFJ L HGYLL lol * Deaft0ne throws it at F£ªm¡ng®o§e [Part 1/2] you ever see te movie viurs with jamie lee im in that one to for a slpit sceconed Cool, which scene? remeber when they found the room full of small robots and they got fired on Yes that was me in the dark [Part 2/2] And there's like gore and stuff everywhere? lol that fired the gun Oh... really? yep I'll have to watch it again youll have to stick it on pause * Deaft0ne rents virus FUCK BLOKCBURTER IS CLOSED they show it to fast three fingers doesnt work anymore baby HEY I DO THIS FOR REAL LOL WHEN I SPANK IT BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP I PUT ON THE NEW DAFT PUNK CD AS BACKGROUND MUSIC lol I have to masturbate to my memories of sex so I need music to get me goin MY GNARDS ITCH and I showered like 3 days ago wtf im still clean #DarkTower topic: ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ Pocket Pussies ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ #dragonballz topic: "I keep missing my Ex, but my aim is getting better" i wanna die watching skye watch ironmonk die watching porno and masturbating i just wanna watch Psykosonik die. i want to die getting my gnadz bit off by a kangaroo poor kangaroo yeah :( well.. at least it'd get a huge snack * Psykosonik is female and single My dad used to have a teacher named "Finger"... used to chase his ass around the school, trying to catch him doing something..... Dad used to say "Fucked By The Fickle Fate of Finger", or something thereabouts.... [Part 1/2] It's sexy sex. Sexy sex is a sexist. Sexy sex is the sexiest sexist. Cassius has a lot of sex! I wish. i bet I have a lot of sex with my hand, truth be known.. It's mostly sport-fucking... i don't wanna know [Part 2/2] IT ONLY TAKES ME 1 MINTUE TO CUM That's sad. WHY There should be some suspense for some things.... Actually, masturbating is like a suspense novel.... I mean.....you know SOMETHING's gonna happen, you just don't know when.... yeah. it's fun keeping yourself in suspense.. with yourself mhmm if i go bald before i die i wont people to put fake hair on my head and make it look really nice and to make sure they were there they have to pick my nose and tickle my feet i was eaten by a 6787 pound poler bear he was funny HAHAHHAHAAHHAA HJAHAHAHA HE WAS ALL I HAD BEANS FOR DINNER WELL ONE BEAN...ER HJAHJAHAHAHAJKSJ.A,DMAD.,M ROFLMAO anyways i died [Part 1/2] i was talking to this guy his name was Mr.Kuntselfelt AND HE WAS A WHITE GUY WITH A SHEET AND BURNING CROSS YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I SAID hi he was all BURN i was all... no and he was all yes i was all no [Part 2/2] he was all yes i was all no he slaped me with the cross and i was all ow he was all ha i was all ow more he was all ha ha i slapped him cross the face with a bean he was all ow i was all ha he was all ow i was all ha ha it was a fun night all in all If you are what you eat, I must be a real pussy only use i would have for richard simmons would be as a man repellant spritz a lil here, a lil there... those pesky males are history not available in stores au deu richard~ i weigh 240 pounds i think well im in stones here hard to convert the lb's and my boobs are 20lb each soooooooooooo sweet i weigh 200 wow thats looks good I bet. * Cassius gets out his milking stool, and eyes Alita... Throw that thing down in a bucket and let's get to work! * Alita1 give loafer and Cassius a foot in the mouth only privalged ppl touch my udders 13 Alita is THE BRIT BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!! ;) can i touch your udders? lol no dammit i thought i was special IF I HAD WORDS ,TO MAKE A DAY FOR YOU . I'D SING YOU A MORNING GOLDEN AND TRUE.I WOULD MAKE THIS DAY LAST FOR ALLLLLL TIME.AND GIVE YOU A NIGHT DEEP IN MOONSHINE Deep in illegal alcohol.... woo! OH MY GOD -.- next time I see achick with a dick i'll kill myself *** Joins: Ariana (AngelOfDarkness@dick.cfth.cmik.pnkm.this.chat.server) ...later Syrus now I'm all wet n shit... *** Joins: urinal (urinal@lbon.euny.exel.aleu.this.chat.server) sup urinal * Deaft0ne pisses in the URINAL * Deaft0ne pisses in the URINAL * Deaft0ne pisses in the URINAL * Deaft0ne doesnt flush * Deaft0ne doesnt flush * Deaft0ne doesnt flush ty, more please that's gross.. at least wash your hands Deaf * Deaft0ne wipes his hands on BurnDisc's bs shirt * BurnDisc shits on Deaft0ne you know what song you should get? what "valley of eternity" by marty friedman is it like megadeth/pantera/slayer kind of muzik with freaky guitar solos that sound all heavy metalish not at all, feeger k cause I dont like that stuff stoo egotistical and all "LOOK AT ME IM SANDRA DEE WITH LONG HAIR AND ..A FLYING V" lmao...i went into a convenience store tonight.... and there was some hindu dude workin there and there was a tv and he was watching the simpsons i started laughin my ass off "dank oo, com agyin" coke makes me feel drunk i know im an ass hole no no no don't take it out animal im in love with a dead dog named boogie i spank my monkey every night WHY the fuck are you people talkin like uneduactaed slummies GET ON TOP AND IM NOT WEARING MY UNDERWEAR and i always played with it but fell on my ass.. * nicky IS A CAGE DANCER im naked virium * nicky is a young hermaphrodite I'M A FUCKIN RETARD hey babe? how about a three-some with a sheep? lets get it kinkyyyy anyone ever wonder if a bug go into the toilet while your shitting and crawled up your ass thatd be an uncomfortable feeling...which will make you wanna stick your hand up your ass..and get it all dirty Harvey! Harvey! Harvey the Wonder Hampster! He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal! He just runs around on his hampster wheel! Harvey! Harvey! Harvey the Wonder Hampster! Hey Harvey! my mouth is for sausage...not pencils... fuck cock ass shit dick cunt damn christ hell ib...bum lover?? NOW ITS WET AND GELY it ran up my pants and then my shirt and then jumped off my hat the good news is that my suicide attempt with the foot-long sausage failed the bad news is i can't find the sausage and my ass really hurts * BLuERoSE¤ will now be known as the chair assed girl why the fuck do people have to be assholes i need to cleanse myself of my sluttiness I like being a slut....can't deny my nature * Riddler lifts his skirt up a bit and prances around the room singin "ooh a diddy diddy dum diddy do" * Juno checks down her shirt, sees boobs, checks down her pants and upon seeing no willy, exclaims "By Jolly! I'm female!" and i even have say i got the hots for my grama yup. keep going, going and going and you... coming, coming, and coming its stupid but i love one night sands... i suuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkkk * nicky performs for #dominion i OPENED THE BATHROOM DOOR AND *WHACK* Hit my boobie OW MY NADS Here I sit broken hearted..... come to shit and only farted beatin my meat on the toilet seat doo da doo da i'll beat ya meat I'M BECOMING A LESBIAN!!! WHATS A SPERM? I'm poor white trash * LesbI©on³³ straps on, lubes up, and gives I©on³³ some butt lovin' GIVE ME HEAD LEMME LOVE U TILL THE MORNING COMES RETARDS GOTTA BE ALL RETARDED * gega` GETS A CONSTIPATED LOOK ON HER FACE THANKS FOR NOT STICKING THE NOZEL UP MY ASS FIRST kissfan 4 life the king of cyber sex and pissing ppl off * KiLLA2kDMXž goes afk to suck his cats titties * PsYcHoFeMaLe has got one in her mouth now lol IMA SHEENIE IN THA BOTTLE ... * Ab§cene doesn't poop anymore.......they have become full scale, thermonuclear shit festivals. \msg Deaft0ne lol i know man that guy's penis was pretty big shit i squeezed my balls so fucking hard SNOT! CAME OUTTA MY NOSE I love you Hunter. ewww... I went on a date with this guy who was hispanic and she told him "Don't get her knocked up...there are other ways to stay in the country" he can lick my hairy nut sack you can play with it, i don't care IT FELT LIKE I WAS SLEEPING WITH GEORGE BUSH! YOU HAVE A BIGGER DICK THAN I DO!!!! * N-Hyumin whips his inner child * N-Hyumin plants a deep kiss on N-Hyumin's lips THINKING OF KWANZA HAS MADE ME ALL HORNY DAMNIT!!! i got drunk at this party back in november...lol i ended up taking off my shirt and kissing Vanessa * Juno wiggles her tooshie as she waddles You know I love it when you waddle ;) * Juno pulls her pants down around her knees and walks around like she has a potato up her ass masturbation...the answer to everything there is plenty of juno ass to go around! I WANT A DICK DAMNIT gimme your cock I HATE SEX Iraq: Ohhh, Satan! Harder, Satan! Harder! * Juno walks around nekkid I'M A FUCKIN RETARD I AIN'T YOUR ANAL GODDESS I'm a lesbian! woke up one night and it was trying to suck my nipple a little bit of herpes on my ass, a little bit of crabs give me scabs, a little bit of gonherria on my nuts, a little bit of semen in my butt estrogen.....levels.........rising.........breasts............growing..........................................noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo don't go pulling out my pubic hair my coke is flat so is my chest Im whacking off looking at my mom because in 409 year old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u dont just enter yur house and automatically take yur bra off.. (707) 462-6858 I WISH I COULD FINGER TOM GREEN AND HE'D BE ALL.. "YOUR FINGERS IN MY BUM" "YOUR FINGERS IN MY BUM" "YOUR FINGERS IN MY BUM" lol i love when on howard stern he has like 3 playmates play a quiz show and they get every question wrong i love it when you SHUT THE FUCK UP CAKEASS FAGORT i love it when you SHUT THE FUCK UP CAKEASS FAGORT i love it when you SHUT THE FUCK UP CAKEASS FAGORT my dad's so funny i went downstairs and he was watching porn and just as soon as i walked in the room he started pressing all the buttons on the remote and then shut the tv off and pretended to be asleep if he said "what are you doin up so late?" i would've said "i won't tell if you won't" when i want to watch porn i walk into my dads room and tell him i am gettin g a porn wow ***FIN*** it's like tall-man is all THEY MAKE JOKE OF ME THEY MAKE JOKE OF ME THEY MAKE JOKE OF ME ME MAD,ME CRASH SERVER!!!!!! ME MAD,ME CRASH SERVER!!!!!! ME MAD,ME CRASH SERVER!!!!!! ME MAD, ME MAKE MOOVIE WITH UR MOMY AND DADY ME MAD, ME MAKE MOOVIE WITH UR MOMY AND DADY ME MAD, ME MAKE MOOVIE WITH UR MOMY AND DADY i bought a new bra #Dusk topic: 1,14If the real Jesus Christ were to stand up today, he'd be gunned down cold by the CIA * SilverWolf69 looks up at DMAN with the ball still in her mouth I think Im gonna throw up.. afk im gonna go take a shit afk gega` is throwing up, and nicky is taking a shit. how nice that's just not right no, it's not I stroke to the east I stroke to the west I stroke it to the female I love the best ! i know where you live i know where you live massamachusettie's NO YOU DONT I live in rockville maryland COME & GET ME YOU BIG BOYS [cQt][349] (707) 462-6858 yeah thats me i live in Ukiah California 95482 come get me? My coffe taste like sumthin u would set in to remove a tatoo I live in rockville maryland COME & GET ME YOU BIG BOYS i like to shit into my boyfriends...open...waiting..salavitating.....mouth. his [Deaft0ne's] name is Manny Chesterfield irl lol dont tell him that i told you his name is Manny Chesterfield irl he would shit his pants probably kill me oh ok I shot a man in the ass just to watch him cry Iron-Monk and his cumshots... * Cassius shakes his head... * FleshEatingHellbeast humps naam * FleshEatingHellbeast Moans! beat me Deaftone * naam sticks her tongue in Deaftones ear hey screw deaf what about me what about Raven ?!? * naam tickles Fleshs ass with a feather me and mitch H4X0R3D "all your base are belong to us" on government cars with a perm marker where at IM NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYBODY THOUGH the city hall or some shit dunno what is that hole mitch? county building i also made a pentagram on the driver side window and mitch wrote "worship pizaxor" "pizaxor loves you" DEAF LIVES IN ROCKVILLE HIS REAL NAME IS MANNY CHESTERFIELD DEAF LIVES IN ROCKVILLE HIS REAL NAME IS MANNY CHESTERFIELD DEAF LIVES IN ROCKVILLE HIS REAL NAME IS MANNY CHESTERFIELD ME AND MITCH ARE TIGHTER THAN A FROGS PUSSY * Deaft0ne fucks Riziznitch Pizaxor as he fucks N-Hyumin in the ass oh yeah gaysome threesome LETS DO THE TRAIN LETS DO THE TRAIN LETS DO THE TRAIN THE WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE TRAIN THE WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE TRAIN THE WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE TRAIN N-Hyumin, the other white meat Deaft0ne, the other white meat god damn i hate it when cum sticks in the back of your throat fuck you guys suck i go to take a piss and i come back flooded my computer, not the bathroom * nicky talks like nicolas cage in peggy sue got married isnt it fucked up how about 80% of what goes on in here is either A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ showing quotes,flooding,or repeating sentences in CAPS over & over yeah, but it's some funny shit [cQt][666] N-HYUMIN IS 13373R THAN A BLUE TURN IN THE TOILET i wont ask you again DMAN MacLeod HE'S NOT EVEN TYPING I WAS ANAKIN SKYWALKER for a split second in the dark you gotta pause it I was darth maul too right when he flipped over and you could see his face after he got cut in half in the dark you'll have to pause it #BotTestLab topic: If you can speak three words in German, you're a Nazi. Congratulations. im the slowest mother fucker here you know in the phantom menace when obi wan is fighting darth maul when darth maul gets cut in half thats me when hes falling youll have to pause it [cQt][379]im stroking my wookie ITS FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!! and im here. in the new movie freddy got fingered,tom green masturbates with a horse,a large elephant,and tries at great lengths to make people die under the vice grip of a cruel,un-bestial world where skull-fucking is fast and cheap but animals need it in the worst in the first. ooooooooie nads hair removing gel dammit. infomerical with a twist. I looked into her droors and yelled"you've got nads?!" oh Jamal,you rascal,you silly bastard is he trying to flood you no heh he's sitting and waiting with his Escape from new york mp3s? ownz! life is but a mindfuck D E A F T O N E,Alien Hunter:The Syndicated Series,and cadet hazing initiate Terran,this will be happy trails to you. * gega` is eating GOLD FISH BAKED SNACK CRACKERS CHEADDAR BAKED WITH REAL SHEESE, NOW WITH SMILES! NET WT 6OZ (170g) * gega` is a gay plumber This 100 year old dude was hittin on me at the hospital yesterday... He told me I had nice legs.. I was like "......" DOG WAS STAR RATS SAW GOD Jamal-Walker is a shemale Jamal-Walker is a shemale Jamal-Walker is a shemale DON'T MAKE FUN OF SHEMALES WE'RE PEOPLE TOO ....... [cQt][r][356] i bought a new bra | PhilMuckitt you got tits? really.. can we touch em? ;p only you ;) * Max Ash †  smirks * Max Ash †  touches PhilMuckitt's "boobies"... cuz' she can i'll let you touch mine if you let me....nm i onesdays wakes up in thes night withrse my grandmadss pantiesews on my piwllows and i SNIFF THEM !!!! [Part 1/2] Where is the leader human? that would be me. I need to connect with the Ultimate energy. that would be me too I have been studying the ways of the exertion of mass energy. I need to know. Who knows about the other side. I have been to another Dimension. You wouldnt think it. [Part 2/2] I have traveled through about 20 seconds of time and then back. Drugs are the key to unlock secrets your brain holds within. Only the open minded will find their way. i can show ya what your brain holds give me a chainsaw itll really open your mind too <<>> [Part 1/2] psyko + crack = i-sucked-dick-when-i-was-2 NHYUMIN + DICK = SLURP N-Hyumin + gay sex = Sentinal Alpha  well maybe what psyko said but dmx you are way off the mark my name is not mark stupid its nick u weird white people alays changing names [Part 2/2] tall-man + jar jar binks = Sentinal Alpha  god what do they teach you kids in school these days TALLMAN + SATAN + HELL = FLAMING ORGY Killa2lkDMX + drugs = qoutes dmx + drugs = never happen N-Hyumin + straight sex = never happen BIG OLE BITTIES BIG OLE BITTIES BIG OLE BITTIES [Part 1/4] YOU KNOW WHATS THE BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PUFF DADDY AND PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON ONE FROLICKS IN AN AUTUM MYST ANOTHER LIVES IN A TOKERS MYST PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON LIVES BY THE SEA AND FROLICKS IN THE AUTUM MYST AND LIVES BY THE SEA [Part 2/4] OOOOHHH ALL TOGETHER NOW PUFF THE MAGICX DRAON LIVES BY THE SEA AND FROLICKS IN DMAN I CANT QOUTE ALL THIS AND HAS STD'S THATS WRONG RIDDLOR LOL WHERE IS MY BEER [Part 3/4] EKK I SEE ENREN R A MVIOE HEY... WHERE IS MY COUCH I LIKE PEE PEE HWERE IS NICKY RIGHT HERE LETS HAVE ANIMAL CRACXKERS I CANT SPELL DAMN WHERE IS MY BABY DMX I LIKE LITTLE BOY UNDERWEAR [Part 4/4] SO DO I I LIKE LITTLE BOYS...PERIOD *end* LETS FIND SOME FISH THROW IT IN A BLIND MENS RESTROOM AND SAY WOW WHAT A HOT CHICK THEN THEY WILL BE LIKE DAMN I WISH I COULD SEE THEN I WILL SAY CLOSE UR LEGS BITCH AND THROW THE FISH OUT THE WINDOW [Part 1/2] I WON THE LOTTERY AND I WENT TO A WHITE MAN RICHS CLUB AND THEY WEREE ALL WHAT BANK DID U STEAL FROM AND I WAS ALL I DIDNT STEAL I EARNED IT [Part 2/2] AND I SAID I WOULD LIKE TO BUY YOUR WIDE HE SOLD HER TO ME AND I SAID NO I AM SORYR I ONLY LIKE MEXICANS THEN SHE ATE OUT HER DAUGHTER IT WAS HOT I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE I JUST LIKE LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOYS [Part 1/2] [cQt][392] This 100 year old dude was hittin on me at the hospital yesterday... He told me I had nice legs.. I was like "......" | LOL damn I love that quote well.. err.. Valerina.. were you showin' the old men some skin...? [Part 2/2] I had shorts on.. duh probly short shorts. ;-) lol yup Ones I can't wear to school * Valerina •†• grins lol SHORT Might as well make them out of camel-hair, huh? lol ugh.. I'm gettin a headache :-\ You know, getting naked always helps me with my headaches... * Valerina •†• tries it lmao explain that, Cassius Well... it really all depends on what head is aching... That's all I'll say. I heard an urban legend at snopes.com in a random search about a girl who made love to a frozen hot dog. SHUT UP Durandal IT WAS WARM in some versions it gets trapped in her rectum,crawling with maggots,in others after she dog-fucks she puts it back in the refrigerator and her brother eats it up *** Joins: Killa2lkDMX (Killa2kDMX@olos.sthd.bnft.oeoc.this.chat.server) I AM BROUGHT TO YOU BY ABC AMERICAN BREST CANCER *** Joins: Killa2lkDMX (Killa2kDMX@olos.sthd.bnft.oeoc.this.chat.server) I AM BROUGHT TO YOU BY KFC KENTUCY FRIED CHILDERN I HAVE HERPES IN MY ASSSSSSSS AND THEY FEEL BADDDD I DONT LIKE THE SOREEES I CANT SHITTT THE CORN I ATE RUBS AGAINST IT AND IT HURTS BAD I WILL NEVER EAT CORN AGAIN ...FUCK WHERE IS THE BUTTER We are the haxor! We rip on the wwwwaaaaax whores with the naaaaaaaasds! Hair removing tub for one dollar. Facial hair make her 12 feet taller. ooooooooo oooooooo steel drum solo And turned the doorknob,and she took a big shit...and she washed her hands...the liquid soap was harsh...she was a crazy bitch...and then she looked into a drawer and yelled to her best friend, "Yooooooooooouve got NADS?!" MY DICK IS SO BIG WHEN I GET ON AN AIRPLANE THEY ASK ME TO BUY ANOTHER SEAT FOR MY "BULGE" I SAY NO THATS OKAY ITS MY PENIS THEY SAY FEMALES: OOOOO :MALES: DMANIT I AM JEALOUS GAY MALES: OOO LESBIANS: ....OO....DAMNIT i am a white guy...i hate rye..bread i like to get..head where is my mercedes darnit skip why must you hide your feelings where is my dr.vanseelebug IN YOUR ASS DADDY now son what did i tell you about those wordsd they are for mexicans and blacks thats right [Part 1/2] now kids who wants some ice cream ME ME ME what would you like cindy an orgasm hmm we are..out of those FUCK YOU THEN [Part 2/2] I AM GONNA RUN AWAY THEN COME BACK AND SHOOT UP THE SCHOOL um...bye what would you like josh a hoe WE HAVE THOSE *end* [Part 1/2] Feeling like the cold part of a rectal thermometer,but the doctors all makes me feel much calmmamer. JUst look into the yeast infection in the legs and fuck her. Donald duck blurred out on cops,no pants,daisy dyke .... [Part 2/2] Chorus:I fucked her,I think I have the yeast in me,so my posse says go bake a loaf in my ez bake oven...new moon shovin...freestylin until their ears start thumping,red and raw,just like dey bitches jaw,shut with m,ono lockjaw! raw....raaaaaaaw! I like it raw [Part 1/2] I WAS TALKING TOI ALIEN HUNTER ON THE PHONE AND HE WAS ALL HI HELLO PRESS ONE FOR QOUTES ...WEIRDO IF I AM FUNNY WILL YOU QOUTE ME ON THE PHONE [Part 2/2] NO FINE BITCH HOWSE ON THE PHONE OH JUST A WETBACK OH YEAH A WETBACK WELL...fine i haven't drunk pee since i was.....what...15 years old? and youre 16 now um yeah your point? 240-555-0000 240-555-0000 240-555-0000 CALL ME PLZ hello kids hello oh yeah i am hard big bird...the kids are here so....what hello...will you be my neighbor omg i wish we never moved here PUT FOOD IN MEEEEEEEEEEEEE PUT FOOD IN MEEEEEEEEEEEEE put YOUR DICK IN MEEEEE WHEN I GROW UP I AM GONNA JOIN A CONVENT AND BE A LESBIAN PEDOPHILE NUN oh christmas tree oh christmas tree i cut you down you fell on me star light star bright first star i see to night i wish i may i wish i might have this wish i wish tonight, oh shit its just a stallite #DragonBallZ topic: Practice safe sex, Go screw yourself. seed's are a fruit's ovaries weed is a stoner's sanctuary X-files is a good show I watch porn mostly though you know that chick from vr troopers is on one life to live now I didnt know that Deaf You have way too much time on your hands sometimes i have too much cum on my hands DONT QUOTE THAT Ima hackerz when I grow old I want to grow bitter like a tart lemon dammit,and write baywatch night fanfics. hi, are here any b5 fans? they will help to sava the b5 combat sim? no, we're all straight ok sorry *** Alpha-1 has quit IRC ((signed off)) Glenn Becker,173 Saint Marks Ave.,Brooklyn, NY 11238 (718)-623-8565 Glenn Becker,173 Saint Marks Ave.,Brooklyn, NY 11238 (718)-623-8565 Glenn Becker,173 Saint Marks Ave.,Brooklyn, NY 11238 (718)-623-8565 *** Od¡n][777 was kicked by mugwump (mugwump) YOU BETTER MOVE change your name yeah im pretty worried i might get a box of flamin' zits in the mail or a zit bomb #darktower topic: 8,0¶0,8¶8,84,8¶8,4¶4,45,4¶4,5¶5,51,5¶5,1¶1,10,1 #5 thing that Pisses Shadow X off: When people say, while watching a movie..."Did you see that?" No, dicknose, I paid $7.50 to come to a theater and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for?? 1,15,1¶1,5¶5,54,5¶5,4¶4,48,4¶4,8¶8,80,8¶8,0¶ I like to suck dog dicks on the side of the road as ppl watch everybody hates you till they find out you have a 3297572399537 inch dick dont be foolish, N-H...nobody has one that big......he'd never find pants or underwear uh huh gastrof you'd just wrap it around your leg and chest a few times wrap it around your head *puts dick over shoulder close to girls* wanna pet my dick? Pisses me off when People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is, buddy...where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?? this also pisses me off when When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going. You should know, asshole, you're the one that fucking pulled me over! #dominion topic: 4,1Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like. My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me for. I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto....... I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. #DarkHalf topic: 1,14Yes, I am a pedophile. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is that of molesting children by any means, and not caring what they look like. My crime is that of outsmarting your parents, something that you will never forgive me for. I am a pedophile, and this is my manifesto....... if it weren't for #dominion to relieve stress i probably would masturbate myself blind 8,0¶0,8¶8,84,8¶8,4¶4,45,4¶4,5¶5,51,5¶5,1¶1,10,1 #18 thing that Pisses Shadow X off: Oh wait...... Nobody gives a flying fuck what pisses the pussy cocksucking son of a four fisted goat masturbating whore off!! :) 1,15,1¶1,5¶5,54,5¶5,4¶4,48,4¶4,8¶8,80,8¶8,0¶ r u going to the stripping bar this weekend alien yes why do you ask? im performing saturday u should come i will.. cool bring extra cash alright I think that the only God is the god of death Wait... you don't believe in God but you believe in Shinigami? 'Coz I've never seen a miracle but I've seen lots and lots of dead people You're hard to argue with #Final_Fantasy topic: 11,12Billy Bob is a lowly redneck, stuck in the middle of a park in Dahnia. He comes across Suzy Jane, a quaint girl from over yonder, who seeks her past and wishes to find her momma... - FINAL FANTASY ~ 4,7ReDnEcK sTyLe boght me som mos trps yestery coght one he morng the translation is bought me some mouse traps yesterday caught one in the morning oh shit this is the dominion! What the heck is a dwelling? Is the poop deck what I really think it is? bye Put a sock on it and a rubber band and then get a crocadile dunde knife and tale m,atter in your own front yard bye pesty a tale of two damn pesties! I hate taco bell! I hate commercial! can you say good bye to me goodbye to me smart ass I said bye you damn ungrateful dive bomber. I said bye pest! I'm like a pimple,only more oil never accept what you can control with perscription drugs. The power of menstration compells you. so what's this new pmdd? The bitch disease. No cure,it's just there. It gives chicks the excuse to moan not in the right way and piss you off in the royal persuasion. I wonder if they have a smiling bastard disease to so I can perform a little euthanisation! i'm GAY *** Joins: Dj£e†hª£ °¡° (12,1---2===11[14:11{10×X×11}14:11]2===12---1,1@xbnv.lqjw.odwf.oeoc.this.chat.server) you know... there's a limp penis next to your name hahahahahahahahahaha just thought i'd let you know... Wait a sec - I have to give a bit of head :P ...... comin over here? * Lady Delphie † 4,1is stuffing cotton into her husbands nose and painting his toes to:9 John Cougar Mellencamp - Aint Even Done With The Night 14[15 160 kbps 14][15 4mins 15secs 14][15 4.86 MB 14 ]4 There are easier things in life than finding a good man....nailing Jell-o to a tree, for instance lol I would stuff rat poison in his ears but thats illegal :( Lady Delphie †!!!! LOL Crim - Well!! lol I am the enemy now. you know what to do know little doughboy. go for the gold dammit! *** Durandal was kicked by Durandal Well, saend me a man with respect!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll begin to resoect men, I rell ya! What did the egg say to the boiling water? what? Don't get me hard.. I just got laid! WHERE IZ ZER0 *** Joins: ZeR0-PRieST (BattleAngel@pevd.qogb.cadc.tmdq.this.chat.server) Alita: I just graduated in June last year.. Haven't even been out for a year. awwwwwwwwww a baby Cassius ;) That could explain my fascination with boobs. Had an aquaintance that got arrested for smoke bombs in highschool... 'course, he was a fucking moron that lit it and just stood there watching it smoke after he threw to the ground at his feet... I'm gonna create a brand of crayon that randomly releases poison into the user so lil kids would play games like hot potato in kindergarden and.........it'd be cool to watch 'I DONT WANT POISON! YOU TAKE IT' . #Tech'sRoom topic: 11,0%0,11% 10,11%11,10% 2,10%10,2% 1,2%2,1%0,1  Do Not lick evalopes shut at the post office there is a true story about a woman getting roach eggs implanted in her tounge  2,1%1,2% 10,2%2,10% 11,10%10,11% 0,11%11,0% [Part 1/3] * RedChocobo pulls out da' 'Big Book o' Scary Things that do Exist' * RedChocobo thumbs through it * RedChocobo reads.. Airplane Toilets: Reportedly one woman had here intestines sucked through her when she flushed.... When you eat the seeds of certain fresh fruit (cherries, Apples, Pears) They release an incredibl;y small amount of Cyanide Gas.. I love this book.... [Part 2/3] The water at the mouth of the Nile river Delta is so polluted, if you drink the water, it deterierates the inside of your mouth, incredibly fast After Banana Slugs have Mated, the Male chews his Penis of, because it's easier to grow another, than to pull it out of the female * RedChocobo sets up a charity fund "The Foundation for Male Banana Slugs that have chewed of Their Own Penises" [Part 3/3] The World's Population of Termites outweigh the population of Humans 30000 to 1 I'm the fortieth observer. the other thirty-nine were blown up by terrorists uh yeah, terrorists, suuuurrreee... I . . . observe. * RedChocobo covers the 39 mounted heads on his wall Once I found a Mole that had been attacked by a fox, and it was dying, so I got my neighbors 9-Iron outta his garage and hit the mole against a tree, when I ran over to find it, there was blood spattered on the tree, and a mole laying on the ground all limp and broken * SµgaRµsh XxX remembers a period in time when her bro kept buying her pokemon stuff and she got scared * SµgaRµsh XxX couldn't sleep at night knowing they were in her room * RedChocobo runs into the Toys r' Us, runs towards all the Pokemon card kids, screams: THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!!!, then vomits all over the card tables I work for the FBI US MALES ARE defined by our FIREMAN! Yes, if you rub his helmet, he spits in your eye! * Cassius pokes the people making fun of Valerina, then pulls out his fireman and hits them all in the face with him I'm gonna start calling my dick "Guy Montague", the Fireman from Fahrenheit 451, cause then only people who've seen that SouthPark and read that book would think it was funny... and when I told a girl his name, and they laughed... I'd know I found the one. My cat is peeing. * Trix + sex + drugs = ZOO ANIMALS [Part 1/2] MAN SHOW! HELL YES nooo I hate that show Makes us women look like nuthin but.. objects... Ohhhhhh............ Like men aren't objectified just as much in women's heads. ;-) [Part 2/2] "Holy shit! Look at that one, Cynthia!" "I bet his dick must be HUGE! Look at his package!" You make men roll up socks and put them in their underwear, just to look good. * RedChocobo + Firearms + Cheap Beer + Cute Woodland Creatures + a school Bus = about 16 Terrified Lil' Kids.... * Trix + a snorkal + duct tape + a bag of weed = ONE HIGH FATHER FUCKA [cQt][484] * Trix + sex + drugs = ZOO ANIMALS | I thought it was Trix + zoo animals = ummmmm...never mind.... pokemon rules being a Pokemon would suck... Only being able to say your name.... think about it.... What if your name was Dick or Willy? RedChocobo: Imagine how lame that must seem in bed, unless you're with a same type pokemon... "Oh pikachu! Oh pikachu!" "PIKACHU!"... like you're screaming your own name... "For just a few singles a day, you can sponsor a stripper." <-- This sounds like my charity. [Part 1/2] I made a bet with a guy, that he wouldn't take a lawn gnome to the school dance I know people that would, Red... BAAAAD Bet! Just as long as he didn't get trashed and rent a room for an hour down at the local no-tel motel... [Part 2/2] But he showed up yesterday, with a gnome with lipstick on, and a dress stapled to it....so I had to pay him $20 His Picture's, gonna be in the year book with a little gnome, with lipstick and a dress stapled to it. It's Funny as hell THE BOOGEYMAN! Is he made of boogeys? Does he come for boogeys? WHAT?! Trix is lucy@dick.wnjv.ezfr.oeoc.this.chat.server * Trix Ok, you're not supposed to point that out about yourself, Trix....... hahaha 'specially if you're a woman... cause... you know.... you have some dick in you... mmm i noticed I hadn't! What's up with that?! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh! * Gabriel Knight †††  NEEDS A QUOTE LOGGER no they are lame people who use them are lame ®®®®®®® -=Pe®§eµ§ Quote Sys.=-®®®®®®®25] yeah u fooker Deaft0ne * Valick stapled quarters to his testies once and ran around the room nekkid once... he needed the vacuum That's cause you're not paying him any attention when you're online.... so he needs the vacuum... [Part 1/2] [cQt] There Are 499 Quotes In The Database. 500th quote man..... 500th quote! * Cassius starts jittering like a crackfiend... NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd it. [Part 2/2] BILL CLINTON.. YOU'VE SEEN MORE HEAD THAN A BRAIN SURGEON * Trix dick is ... wait im a female .. nevermind trix is thinkin strap on Yeah, quote Val.... just her saying "head"...... hell yes.......... does anyone know what happend to my tampoons > Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's ass and turned it's wool to nylon > Georgie Porgy pudding and pie. Kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, cause he was gay. > Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have little fun. Jill, that dill Forgot her pill and now they have a son. Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. When she bent over Rover took over, And gave her a bone of his own. Little Boy Blew. He needed the money. Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread. I was hitting on this cute guy once at a gun shop.. I went over to him and said "Nice rifle..".... ..I wasn't looking at the gun if you know what I mean ;) Shoulda said "That's a big gun you got.." No she shouldve said, can I Cock it drop ur drawers i grab ur nuts u won't b able to cough twice dave just gave me a boner.... I have just finished doing the garden it is looking good :) damnit.. that dude at the hospital was at it again today He was wheeling himself down the hall just as I walked out of the room He was like "There's the babe!" I ran like hell outta that damn place lol.. I like em older.. but that's just too damn old I swear.. if his name's dave, I'm gonna kill myself Or.. no.. I'll kill him * Od¡n][777 rubs his bare ass on an electric fence while singing the happy days theme ... * Od¡n][777 cries * Valerina turns on the fence AAAAAAAAAAH one time......my friend asked....if we remembered when he spit the colorful colors.......and we're like 'wtf, there are no not colorful colors bitch' then he cried you make me com... I went on.....the Richard Simmons show dream maker or whatever and my dream was.......to have Richard SImmons comit suicide so I cried and acted poor then he shot himself it was 0wnZ they just told the public the show was cancelled but... now we know the story * Od¡n][777 farts, burps, coughs, sneezes, pukes, poops, pees, hiccups, moans, cries, and has his period all at the same time SO GEGA WHAT HAPPEND ON FARSCAPE LAST NIGHT I MISSED IT? WELL YOU SEE, THIS ALIEN HAD TO BE THE BIG CAHOONA BUT THERE WAS THIS FISH ALIEN THAT WASNT GONNA PUT UP WITH IT SO THEY FOUGHT WITH THEIR ALIEN SPACESHIPS AND..O, WELL I TAPED IT, TWICE, SO I'LL SEND U A COPY SO GEGA ....WHAT HAPPEND ON THE LATEST FARSCAPE EPISODE..I MISSED IT THE ALIEN GOT ALL WEIRD AND THE OTHER ALIEN WAS LIKE NO I DONT THINK SO AND THEY HAD THIS SPACE SHIP REMEMBER WHEN I FUSED A BRITISH CASTLE GAURD AND A NUN AND CREATED YOU A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™?!?!?!?! no... lol oh they're gonna show it on HBO so don't fret woohoo i got flooded and i got knocked off line oh wait.... i'm still here HEY Valerina I AM HOT AND BOTHWERD ARE YOU WET no lol ZNMDbazbmn EDMANIUT * Killa2kDMX1 throws Valerina into the pool NOW YOUR WET YAY I MAKE ALL THE GIRLS WET WITH ONE TWIST OF MY HAND WELL DIP ME IN SHIT AND ROLL ME IN BREADCRUMBS! [Part 1/4] Zeena LIKES IT IN THE ASS SHE LIKES IT HARD * Zeena does Killa2kDMX1 wanna cyber? YES * Killa2kDMX1 GRABS Zeena'S BOOBIES * Zeena grabs Killa2kDMX1's balls 2,1««4Qû¤të2»»0 latex gives me hives um i never sais that good dont use a condomn [Part 2/4] * Killa2kDMX1 rapes Zeena * Killa2kDMX1 humps her * Zeena moanZ * Zeena moanZ * Killa2kDMX1 KEEPS MOLSTING Zeena * Zeena moanZ!!!!!!!! oooohhhh mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm * Killa2kDMX1 MOLESTS MORE molsting? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 this is sick * shtuff… gets inbetween Killa2kDMX1 and Zeena [Part 3/4] * shtuff… gets molested * shtuff… likes it * Valerina joins in too OHHH BABY * Killa2kDMX1 sees Valerina eat out Zeena ooo kinky umm no FEDEFSDA. NCVDMSNB FUYCK YOU * shtuff… eatz out killa * Valerina gets out of this situation fast * shtuff… likes it [Part 4/4] * Zeena licks Valerina's titties * Zeena licks Killa2kDMX1 pee pee hole o_0 LEAVE VALS PILLA'S ALONE THEY ARE FOR ME TO LAY MY HEAD ON AND THATS ALL LOL!!!! shaddup psychosonik ok zendwandsa * Killa2kDMX1 fucks Zeena COME ON BITCH RIDE IT RIDE THE BOLONGY PONY * Valerina raises an eyebrow DONT RIASE YOUR EYEBROW AT YOUR MOM YOUNG LADY * Valerina goes in the bathroom and doesn't come out for...... a long time * Valerina goes in the bathroom and doesn't come out for...... a long time Valerina is fingering her self * Zeena is too new years dominion style MONDAY FLOODER'S TUESDAY ALL GAYS WEDNESDAY HAPPILLY MARRIED WOMEN IBN DA MORNIN'G'S SHOW THURSDAY MOMS AND DAD S AND DAUGHTER;S AND SONS FRIDAY KNOCK UR SELF'S OUT IN PM WITH WAHT EVER PARTNER BLOWS UR SKIRT;S UP SATURDAY & SUNDAY DICUSS UR WEEK #darkhalf topic: http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Realm/2509/scaryGhost.jpg -14gega's pic * Cassius puts a bat sticker on Nivek's penis, and shows Ozzy.. * Nivek14 giggles that was an excuse to touch my penis but * Nivek14 giggles again I didn't touch your penis. The sticker did. well it was an excuse to get close to my penis =] Getcher facks strate, for ya accuse me of being not-strate. God damn... for someone who got a 720 on the verbal portion of the SAT... I'm quite the illiterate fucker.... *** gega sets mode: +I HAVE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ misses Prometheus *sniff* yeah I like prometheus he is neat but then alien fartknocker had to come along Mary had a little ram, she used to give it head. And everywhere that Mary went, she would lead him to a bed. VAKE UP DAMN YOU DONT MAKE ME SLAP YOU AGAIN night NO U FELL ASLEEP I VAS SHETIN YOU HAVE TO TELL ME THESE THINGS lol IT VAS A FRUITFUL SHET [cQt][506] Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. When she bent over Rover took over, And gave her a bone of his own. | Who feeds their dogs naked? I mean, really. What if somebody came up with a device that allowed pets to talk to us like other humans do? Intelligently.. hehe * Cassius wonders what they'd say. "You humans aren't so clean! You can't even lick yourselves!" "They feed me naked!" "He puts some on himself, and makes me lick it off, the sick FUCK!" "They steal OUR style!" "What's everybody doing in my mouth!" <-- Just heard that on TV. ./msg A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ So I'm sucking him and sucking him, and I pull of just a second to tell him NOT to bust in my mouth, and I get back to it, and he does anyways.... I was like... "You BITCH!" I spanked his ass and made him call me daddy. "REBEL REBEL DON'T REGRET! FUCK 'EM UP EVERY CHANCE YOU GET!" God DAMNIT.... WHY GOD?! WHY?! cuz It seems all the naked redhead porno sites have chosen to go down at once or something.. THE BASTARDS whats your home number i'll call u tonight lol no lets chat on the phone nah thats ok PLEASE i'm a guy hmm ME TOOOOOOOO lol, he'd try to flood over the phone lol over the phone he'd hit the buttons all fast thinking he's gonna flood me off then hang up act like you got flooded off my phone # is 202-333-3456 hmm U EVER HAD GREEN SHIT yeah MY DAD HAD A WHITE TURD WHEN HE WAS 5 jesus christ, i'm eating dinner here!!! my shit was red before after anal sex with 3 shemales [cQt][F] 0_0 oh god.. another pokemon movie? (i wanna see it!) | I SAW THAT MOVIE IT ROOLZ was pikachu hot? yes pikachu had a thong oh baby i was turned on fiddy times * Od¡n][777 m0anZ * gastrof is watching "The real LAPD" on Discovery Channel....cops are trying to figure out how to get a guy's body out of a car...the body has been decomposing for several days, and they're afraid that if they don't handle it right, it'll break open and spill fluids........PLEASANT! *** Joins: Trix (10,1Trix are For Adults ages 1121 and Older Credit Card REQUIRED!!1,1@cgns.mhsx.ylhd.cyxx.this.chat.server) "When you fear the people, it is called a democracy, when the people fear the government, it is called a tyranny." - Thomas Jefferson [Part 1/3] You godamn little pecker snot sucking faggots can take you Op'ness and shine it up real nice the shove it side ways strate up your cum dripping Faggoty Asses! Then Suck it back out for eacthoth when your doneDarkria and Trix! You Cum bubble blow sons of bitches need to go back to whacke eacthother off and leave the Goddamn room alone with you faggotness!!! [Part 2/3] You fucking Chester child molseting goat fuckers ! If I had children as ugly as you 2 I would put brown papper bags over ther heads and draw silly faces on so that you would be fit for publick viewing ..I would charge $5 a shot for people to see ya freakish faces in the back yard in a tent on week ends!! Ya inbreeded looking bastards! I would piss on ya if you was on fire! [part 3/3] Ya need to go back to the woods ya brother humping leg raper's ! DarkRia and Trixx are the poster children for abortion! Brown nosed Fudge packers must have worked over time at the Fag Camp to earn ther OP'ness!! to put it bluntly Ya Can Kiss My Sweeet Asss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's going in my hidey hole, then MEAT STICK? the best way to eat vegetables is to take them out of their wheel chairs first AMAZON.COM ..MY HOME AWAY FROM ..REAL LIFE I WANT TO FEEL YOUR ASS FROM THE INSIDE I WANT TO FUCK YOU LIKE MY MOTHER I WANT TO FEEL YOUR ASS FROM THE INSIDE I WANT TO FUCK YOU LIKE MY MOTHER * N-Hyumin is homicidal against toaster ovens, how are you? * RedChocobo 's new catch phrase: And there was much rejoicing yay ONe of the nastiest things in the world: A Male banana slug chews off its penis after sex, because it's easier to grow a new one, than pull it out ONE TIME THIS GUY ON THE FLOOR LAUGHED SO I LAUIGHED AND HE LAUGHED AGAIN.... SO I LAUGHED AGAIN AND HE SAYS WHY ARE U LKAUGHING AND I SAY WHY ARE U! LAUGHING AND I REALIZED IT WAS A MIRROR ON THE FLOOR You know theres something wrong when you find a tampon behind your ear and you can't find your pencil * d¡Va-L¡§h takes Deaft0ne's crack omg i lost my hand in his crack NO FISTFUCKING ALLOWED!!! i wish I could wear little mermaid underwear why wish for what already is, iron monk? * gastrof shows the room polaroids of iron monk wearing undies with pics of little ariel the mermaid I need to rid myself of my gelatinous ass I lvoe typos! A£ien Hµn†er¤¤ ³°°°™, stop fingering me plz *** Psykosonik1 (Enigma@bjin.evud.qwyp.vwmg.this.chat.server) has joined #dominion ok.. fuck the 1 *** Psykosonik1 (Enigma@bjin.evud.qwyp.vwmg.this.chat.server) Quit ((signed off)) *** Psykosonik (Enigma@bjin.evud.qwyp.vwmg.this.chat.server) has joined #dominion ok, now im finished fucking the 1 * Psykosonik puts his cock back in his pants deaftone is my slutty lover it ownZ deaftone's penis ownZ .....i hope i am not being quoted by a certain individual who hunts aliens that will remained unamed * ZeR0 PRieST † kisses Sonique * Sonique smacks ZeR0 * Psykosonik kisses back whoops!? my cock is as hard as a bulls horns.... tho i dont think its quite as sharp :(... oooh it burns...it burns...buuuuurrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssss GIMME AN "A" GIMME AN "F" GIMME A "K" AFK i just shat in my g. i. joe undies PUSSY IS LIKE WARM APPLE PIE THATS WHY I USED TO BAKE MY EX GF ALL THE TIME I named my tits Laverne and Shirley dont feel bad cass Sweet. Tell them to come here... they can party with Tiny i met this foo fo woman the other night with pink shudder's on her porch i took a shit in her beautiful bathroom it smeley like a fucking funeral home do i left her this great big box of matche's and told her ads a man i love my bathrom to smell likw sulfur she got totally pissed i tattooed nipples on my balls after you said that and stuck them in from of you I shall Rule tHIS pUNY wORLD WITH mY mIGHT nAVY OF mILLIONS AND bILLIONS OF semen Pred, you in the navy? =D U JUST GET OFF WHEN I GET ON * N-Hyumin rapes Dragonica88 rape is bad hey.... i am the only one that gets to murder rape and pillage, goddammit * Dragonica88 pillages and then murders N-Hyumin to prove her point only the lucky ones get raped! i dare you to quote that, A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ N-Hyumin has a Q limit of 1686110208 system has a Q limit of SUCKMYDICK!!!!!! Unknown command yeah.....hide behind your unknown command Unknown command bitch Unknown command * N-Hyumin lays down a boot to the fucking skull i had sex with a gay man in a woodchipper once it was fucking ownZ OMG N-HYUMIN I CANT BELIEVE YOU THINK I'M GAY JUST CUZ I LIVE IN A WOODCHIPPER I AM ROUGH LIKE A SACK OF PENUTS IN A BAG OF COOKIES MADE OF PENCIL ERASERS FILLED WITH afk * gastrof tries to figure out how the next Xfiles movie will have everyone in it...perhaps a view of earth from the moon? but then that would be only about HALF of "everyone"...... a poodle fluffy little dogs from china they arent from china i figured only ppl from china would breed dogs with that much hair so its easier to catch em and eat em sometimes I feel like a firewall and little mind-H4X0R5 are always trying to get though my brain-proxy but they never can but they always make desperate attempts * SkiTzOcHIcKyBaBe waves her cock around the room i like hanging out with my sisters daughters 14 yr old friends........ its like... hmmmmmmm * ZeR0 † PRieST shuts up U PEDOPHILE [Part 1/3] hey mitch MITCH MITCH i told andy that i like his woman and he was like "i know" IN THE NAME OF GOD, WHAT SHUT THE FUCK YOU andy already knew i like his former woman [Part 2/3] N-Hyumin, stop pulling the goalie the goalie WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I SHOVELED SHIT FOR ONE HOUR TODAY TO KEEP THE COUNTRY A FREE PLACE AND THATS ALL YOU CAN SAY!?? FUCK YOU! i did too, he's not lying [Part 3/3] MITCH YOU JUST CARTED IT AROUND LIAR I SHOVELED IT FUX0R J00!!!!!1 CAKEASS HATFACE BUTTPOPE mitch broke up with his woman today it was awesome SHE WAS LIKE "I HATE YOU" " FUCK ME NOWWWW" [Part 1/2] damn that was my third time shitting i think my ass is gonna fall off nicky seriously stop sorry? i dont want to think of you grunting and sweating on a toilet [Part 2/2] iv got no one else to tell go tell your parents write a letter to your congressman or something what kind of person..grunts and sweats while shitting? but for the love of god just stop if you pause tom cruise in all the right moves just right during the locker scene you can see his PENIS sometimes diarrhea feels like your anus is a wet brown paper bag about to break from the turd-load and you have run to the toilet before the bag tears open I hope A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ quotes nicky's logs and bypasses quote 666 with an old one and N-Hyumin don't get shit,or with my luck A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ will re-quote the original quote 666 and I will cry when I see it tomorrow MAYBE TOMORROW ILL DIE BECAUSE SOMEONE FORGOT TO PICK ME UP FROM SCHOOL AND I HAD TO WALK SO I WAS KIDNAPPED BY THE NEWSPAPER GUY MAYBE WE'LL ALL DIE MORROW MAYBE WE'RE CURSED MAYBE I SHOULD SHUT UP NOW CUZ IM SCARING MYSELF GOODBYE SkiTz0cHIcKyBaBe I WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU! a moist pussy can really crack you up sometimes i am typing with one hand i think cum would b salty mmmm salt *drool* STOP PUTTING SHIT IN MY MOUTH * Ab§cene wants to play Pinochio with Britney by having her sit on his face and begging him to lie...lie!....LIE!!! and Im not wearing my underwear difinitly not wearing my underwear I'LL COME ALIEN O YESS.. I'LL COME me and my friend ian knocked over a porta potty with a guy in it and it landed on the door and he screamed for like 15 mins it was at the fair he came out and filed a police report he had shit all over him i laughed for like 3 hours over that oh shit i just stopped laughing over the memory of that i made that whole thing up is the really funny part how old are you 10 #dominion  topic: Honestly officer, I was just helping that goat over the fence... MY NAME IS N-Hyumin I AM A WHITE GUY I HAVE WHITE FEET WATCH ME WALK ON MY WHITE FEET I HAVE STEPED IN THE MUD AND I HAVE BLACK FEET OH NO MEN IN WHITE SHEETS * n-yhmen0- JUMPS INTO A BUSH i am a mexican and i eat beans and make fun of white ppl who are superior to me cuz i am mexican [cQt][r][66] I wonder if hermaphrodites are ever lonely ask nicky | thats mean it should be ask n-huymini #starwars topic: 41% hate homosexuality, 100%% of whom will die stupid and alone #Planet_Of_The_Apes topic: DAMNYOU DAMNYOU TO ...... #Dominion * PhilMuckitt sets mode: +l 200 PhilMuckitt NO MORE THAN 200 PEOPLE CAN BE IN ME AT ANY ONE TIME * Cassius is gonna start a major porn site that doesn't make you subscribe, it just makes you fill out a questionnaire before you get to the pics, and then he's gonna sell that data to major companies nooooooooo don't worry T. I'll make sure it's a short questionnaire. o * gastrof feels that one day the internet will become so available that in a short time all people will have access to all knowledge, allowing for a great deal of learning, resulting in there being no further need for the internet....except for website for Diana Ross, N' Sync, the Backstreet Boys, and Dwarf Tossing I keep my sickness in a handbasket, its a Martha Stewart special I'am a lez IN A MANS BODY really? im a 95 year old man trapped in a womens body * nicky trys to fit in im a human trapped in a dogs body * VampireChick is pretty cold i cant feel anything from the tits down... lol want me to feel that for you VampireChick * cheesechatter announces to the room NOW IT'S TIME FOR MEANINGLESS PERIODS! . . . . aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . stop!!! . . . *** cheesechatter has quit IRC ((signed off)) cheesechatter is on his period????? * kwanza-timmy is confused....... WHAT WE ARE ON SCIFI.COM I NEVER KNEW THAT SOMEBODY SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME FUCK THIS IS A BUNCH OF SHIT IM LEAVING NOW *** Quits: N-Hyumin (N-Hyumin@icgp.enfv.gcwi.eols.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) [Part 1/2] cant stay to long, i got in trouble.. HAHAHA for what? nicky, how old are you? nicky's 55 well me and my sis didnt go to school tuesday, and when she went home she dropped me off at the library...... so you got in trouble for going to the library? [Part 2/2] and i was waiting for her to come pick me up cuz i get out later then her.. for ditching instead of my sis picking me up my mom did.. aha! nicky got caught! so you skipped SCHOOL and went to the LIBRARY???!?!?!?!? * nicky pewps on crimson "Hey guys, let's go skip school and hang out at the library!!" my nephew is getting back on line 2 day he is gonna b 15 he goit his ass in trouble in here so his mom got pissed and grabbed him by the balls and jerked him off line i am looking forward to his progress jerked him off ya say?!? masturbation....the answer to everything......including the million dollar question on who wants to be a millionaire WHO IS THE KING OF WISCONSIN *masturbates* *masturbates* *masturbates* is that your final answer? *cum* *cum* *cum* YOU JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!! I WOINDER HOW MANY TONS OF CUM WE HAVE IN US * LaFemmeNikita¤ is having her baby in 5 weeks ...baby??? yeah ........................................................................................baby??? yes i'll send ya photos too when it's born if u want ...ok http://www.cnet.com/internet/0-3774-8-5196333-4.html?tag=st.int.3774-8-5196333-1.SP.3774-8-5196333-4 ie 6 looks like it was made for cartoon lovin' motherfuckers my sis anastasia get's back in here 2 morrow i am looking 4 ward 2 it she is puter wise i am just ignorantlly full of shit damn... taco bell is talking back.. and it's not very polite that shit must b re09cycled mcdoinald's cow or what went through McDonald's cow giraffes taste good....with bbq sauce If you like A Tribe Called Riddler press 8 8 8 8 8 wat? hey, 4 people! * L¡£¤Bªbe² is now tlaking to 4 ppl! tlaking? how the hell do you tlak? It's a telent that takes years to develope * A Tribe Called Riddler throws gang signs to august "YO WHADDUP FOO? WHATCHU CLAIMIN?" RIDDLER ownSSSS lol OWNZ no no.. YES ITS OWNZ WITH A Z OWNZ does anyone else here realize the militant revolution in which the GIRAFFES are currently forming in order to gain political presedence in their upcoming New World Order??? the giraffes are covertly working behind the scenes in order to cumulate revenue and power for their upcoming New World Order which will unite us all under a single totalitarian ruler which will be a giraffe ok anyone want a virus? *** Scorpion X sets mode: -h Phªn†om £o®d aww, Sorpion took Phªn†om £o®d's herpes away omg MP.. you think +h = herpes... lol no, no I dont but it would be cool if it did mean that vt is practicing to be an alcoholic when he grows up yep thats me * VF-1S Veritech takes a big swig from his bottle in a paper bag and stumbles around the room * VF-1S Veritech then trips and lands of virium crushing him to death i am smarter than the average rock omg omg omg omggggg ooommmmgggggg OMG OMG looks weirde Anyone ever notice that? OMG looks weird. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGGGG IV GOT TICKS what the hell am I gonna do with a girl in australia? Go down under, JordanFubu? I met a girl from Australia that taught me how to throw my boomerang. I got a case of VD that keeps coming back. I hate this shit. Why is it when you feel like making love, your hand falls asleep? *** T has joined #dominion Well, there's the "T". Where's the "A"? oh GreenEvil, i got both I bet you do! ;) * LaMourea whatches her shoes slip off and falls somewhere in the crowd below * nicky gets hit in the head and falls over Those size 13s can be deadly... OMG sorry nicky didnt know it hit you * virium watches people pass out in the vacinity of LaMourea's shoe brb im gonna try something... Doggy style? * LaMourea perks up at the words doggie style doggy style......that reminds me of rodeo sex.......u have sex with your wife g/f whatever doggy style and u grab her hair and scream another womens name.......and see how long u can stay on Can you guess what movie this quote came from?? "My mommy said that there are no monsters, No real ones. But there are." 6th sense Nope ADVENTURES OF SHUT THE HELL UP lol LMAO Nicky * Od¡n][777 is offended WHEN IS YOUR SURGERY NICKY NEXT YEAR IF IM LUCKY ok what gender will you finally become? MALE ok * HolyScrew thinks nicky would be sexier as a guy YOU'RE SO NOSEY ODIN GAW ME TOO ME TOO EVERYONE... SHOULD BE A GUY *** Joins: N-Hyumin (N-Hyumin@lsft.enfv.gcwi.eols.this.chat.server) good thing you came i was just gettin in the mood for some nekkid butt sex ;) *** N-Hyumin sets mode: -v A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ *** N-Hyumin sets mode: -v Deaft0ne *** N-Hyumin sets mode: -v HolyScrew *** N-Hyumin sets mode: -v nicky THIS IS A TAKEOVER OH SHIT I FUCKED IT UP AGAIN *** Joins: HolyBot (HolyBot@24.218.71.120) HolyBot deop N-Hyumin *** HolyBot was kicked by N-Hyumin (NO) HE GOT TOLD HE GOT TOLD HE GOT TOLD idiot what? yeah Iron-Monk responds to idiot lol moms all "UCAN HAVE THE REST OF MY PASTA" sone noodle IM GOOD TO GO FOR THE NEXT...2 minutes I like when someone in here is trying to talk all serious about something and then A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ shows a quote of them sounding like a complete freako #brit-cit topic: 8,0|0,8|7,8|8,7|4,7|7,4|5,4|4,5|1,5|5,1| 9,1 My mind's here but my body's in Hawaii...if you see my body please call 1-800-FOUND-MY-BODY. 5,1 |1,5|4,5|5,4|7,4|4,7|8,7|7,8|0,8|8,0| #DarkHalf topic: welcome to wal-mart fuck you and your family wha....????????? * N-Hyumin In Case I Flood Off uploads into mitch's ass * N-Hyumin In Case I Flood Off uploads into mitch's ass * N-Hyumin In Case I Flood Off uploads into mitch's ass yup feels good Damnit I got busted dammit i just dassgghlkgd damnit I just shit myself MY ASS SMELLS LIKE ASS SHEMALES ARE WESOME I wish Gabrielly would appear in my room and we would have freaky i'm-only-making-an-exception-cuz-you're-the-only-shemale-i-like-sex sometimes I masturbate in my sleep it's called "sleep-jerking" IS SHEMALE SPERM SPICY OR SWEET MAKES YA WONDER YEAH prolly spicy LIEK THEIR WEENIES NOW GIVE DEAF QUOTE 666 CUZ IF YOU DONT HE WILL LEAVE THE SERVER THEN I WILL LEAVE THE SERVER THEN NICKY WILL LEAVE THE SERVER THEN GEGA WILL COMMIT SUICIDE CAUSING FOR HER MOTHER TO PLAY SCRABBLE AMD THEN HER FATHER WILL FLIP OUT AND KILL THE MAN WHO IS JESUS RREBORN AND SHIT AND WE WILKL ALL BE HAXORED BY Y2K A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ i'm the little gay lover thank you BITCHA IF FUCKING MUFF GETS 666 THEN I WILL FUCK MUFF ALL DAY * Deaft0ne gets out of his car like the guy in wedding singer *miami vice music plays i'm the little gay lover thank you [cQt][666] DONT EVEN READ THIS QUOTE CUZ ITS NOT FUNYN IN FACT ITS SO NOT FUNNY AS TO BE JEWISH *** Joins: jacob31 (thebat31@jjsv.zgxr.qgsk.odwg.this.chat.server) GET OUT JACOB NOW MOTHERFUCKER GET THE FUCK OUT *** Quits: jacob31 (thebat31@jjsv.zgxr.qgsk.odwg.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) OF MY lmao irl sometimes i like to relax with a nice cold gallon of milk and drink it all in one sitting who cares if i'm lactose-intolerant OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEE,,,,,,,,,,, N-Hyumin WAS ROOTING FOR ME TO HAVE 666 BUT NOW HE THINKS IT SUCKS HES SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART do u know how nads came about? some lady wanted to wax her daughters hairy arms and she rubbed some guys gnads on her arms and the ball hairs were really abrasive so NADS WAS BORN * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ downloads some porn...err...mp3s... MAY A HERD OF CHICKENS CRAWL IN YOUR ASS #BotTestLab topic: Todays #bottestlab was broght to you by the letter......joint. * Shadow X kicks Max Ash in the head IN THE HEAD IN THE HEAD! * Max Ash †  kicks Shadow X, in the nuts in the nuts! in the nuts! I ate a banana earlier and one bruise on it...it had maggots...i swear, it was disgusting and you still ate it? pukka pukka pukka pukka squeetily boink! Dude... I swear people are going to think I am gay. * Thrawn puts on some lip gloss. if we were all normal...life would suck many dicks [Part 1/2] dude...Alien...WHAT DO YOU CALL A VIRGIN ON A WATERBED!? A CHERRY FLOAT HAHAHAHAHA OH SHIT I ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS OH GOD SO FUNNY HA HA here..want me to do it for ya adam? * mumbles to himself at himself dumbass * no..i don't want you to lay me on a waterbed Chuck damn [Part 2/2] come on..just once you me and meghan :o) my house. i'll got pick her up.. and by the timeyou get here we should be back :o) no i'm kinda straight as a board and your straight as a line your line can kinda curve sick freak Muff is kinda a freak no kidding I imed him on aol and his nickname was Flaming_Homosexual_Sex_Machine20 i was like WHAT IN THE HELL? but Chuck is a friend of mine and i know his mom didn't mean to get on his name [cQt][r][237] * N-Hyumin shoots cakemix out of his ass | cake mix? what, does he wee frosting? Trix would be a great nick if you were from Nevada. omg...i just shat in my g.i. joe undies (( N-Hyumin let me borrow some )) He's going to kick my ass now little miss muffet, sat on a tuffet, her dress all ripped and torn....it wasn't a spider that sat down beside but, but little boy blue and his horn .. Hate is a Temptation when your addicted to ruin Your Neighborhood Population and get thrown in jail for a whole Generation the bastards won't even listen to your Explanation but fuck them go ahead and show them a demonstration, so now you have to find a Location for the Sensation OF KILLING YOU FUCK NUTS [Part 1/4] [cQt][667] i'm the little gay lover thank you | is he gay? of course I thought he was:) predator said he was here he comes,he's going to say he isn't gay-but he is don't let him fool ya *** Joins: Predator-316 (BadHombre@vurk.pttb.epmc.wbps.this.chat.server) * Predator-316 declaoks Grrrrrrrrr [Part 2/4] watch this what you been talking bout Willis?! predator,are you light in your loafers fairy nice??? NOoOOOooOOOooOOOOooooo! Why did you say MuffMaster was gay Predator-316? he didnt HE is gay cause he is always hitting on me oh boy IM very heavy in my loafers viennas are heavy? [Part 3/4] Grrrr IM super NoT Gay Grrrr super gay?? NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! not super I like da Females! so you can borrow thier make-up? * Predator-316 GrrrrrRs at jude pink panties???? you said it pantuies? ummm I thought we agreed we would not bring back up my fetish for Panties ! what that you like wearing them?? [Part 4/4] [cQt][r][55] victoria secret commercials bug my sister pays 20 dollars for underwear there.. shes tated SALL "BODY BY VICTORIA" and they're rolling around on the floor AcK ! I know Victoria's Secret ! 4 you should,you wear them enough predator likes crap male crap IM not a poo poo lover I dont ride the hershey highway no, you are a doo doo lover GrrrrrrrrrrrrrR! you pave it with help from Kim Doubble GrrrrrrrrrrrrrR! [cQt][100] I wish the whole world was bi-sexual..... that way everyone would love one another, no matter what sex they are, and the world would be one huge orgy | Lefem is sooo ahead of her time except in the sense that it's ok for dudes to like eachother...Ewww but 2 hot babes Yeee HAw ! hell.. nobody likes the idea of 2 guys doin it.. sept the 2 guys doin it but 2 women.. a way diff story if someone farts and trix doesn't like the smell she kicks ya A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™... you have to many gay logs ...and you have too many gay logs up ur ass... I CANT GET ENOUGH OF HOT CELEBRITY PICS i point at my crotch when i ask where the bathroom is... it kinda turns the dudes im asking on ... brb *** Quits: Freddy Krueger (some@bhoc.gxht.lfdg.hezi.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) brb= big retarded boob * Iron-Monk goes and gets his amish porno mag LOL- Good God woohoo an ankle whats that I see? is that a boob damnit it was just a fat amish chicks ankle i wish the whole world was gay, that way my room would be one huge orgy i fergot how to spell my name fjdlgfsbh hgponjetl;jmt gr hey my bum is clean * J°§hµª † kisses Alita's ass DO NOT QUOTE THAT that sucks A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™'s balls And as you can see, my typiungkl skills are improving. AT LEEST I CAN SPEL, U MROON * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ wonders how many personalities Psyko has... 50695- +656 wow that is stretching it A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ calling them personalities yeah you're right [cQt][F] You know theres something wrong when you find a tampon behind your ear and you can't find your pencil | you know theres something wrong when AH quotes stupid shit like that you know theres something wrong when Psyko keeps switching between nicks and "personalities".. he doesn't need the switching A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™, there is just something wrong, leave it at that lmao i want some pussy give me pussy * Kaiser gives blizzard14806comesbackasspawn2 a cat i want human pussy * Kaiser hands Wiseman to blizzard14806comesbackasspawn2 * blizzard14806comesbackasspawn2 hell ya *** Joins: pSYKOSONIK (Enigma@nnpb.gjaw.qwyp.vwmg.this.chat.server) I figured he'd have a little "p". TELL BOOMER HIS COCK IS MINI he'll cry I think you should worry about your own cock for now Psyko no mine is too small to worry about SO BACK OFF I HAVE ACCEPTED THAT MY PENIS IS A HALF A INCH * Psykosonik putz necro on ignorant just kuz ty yw [Part 1/2] Justin, Yes, Trix was Blackice. I'm not sure why s/he admitted it rather than continuing to fool me. I think the idea was to 'prove' to me that s/he could be a good op/admin, but the whole lying aspect of it pretty much deep-sixed that. On the other hand, s/he is absolutely right that if s/he had approached me [Part 2/2] as blackice I wouldn't have listened. ::sigh:: I feel like I'm always wrong. Always, always, always. I need to go become a farmer or something. Glenn Becker Online Producer, Community SCIFI.COM he wouldnt make a good farmer he'd molest the animals and op 'em my lawn grows like weeds but then....it IS weeds wanna get a snadwich? sandwich might be better eww at first i thought ah said wanna get a gnadwich? i was about to say "sure!" * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ stares at Kerridwenn's ass... * Kerridwenn hides her ass.... awwww awwww ;( LOOK AT THE STARS LOOK HOW THEY SHINE FOR UUUU maybe i should take a nap I think Tony's in manhattan thats the best pizza anywhere celebrities go there and shit celebs go there just to shit? wow.. #BotTestLab topic: Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Knick nack patty wack, give the dog a bone, that old man will go rolling home. Just make sure the old bastard doesn't forget his fish. *** N-Hyumin sets mode: -v A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ *** N-Hyumin sets mode: -v Deaft0ne THIS IS A TAKEOVER YOU WILL ALL SUCK MY hi OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, YOURE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, NOW SHUT THE FUCK OFF!!! /msg deaft0ne HARDER RAM ME HARDER FUCK! /msg deaft0ne (__)O(__) SHIT FUCK! /msg N-Hyumin 8=========Ð /msg deaft0ne ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o /msg N-Hyumin 8=========Ð~o ~o ~o ~o ~o ~O ~O /msg deaft0ne :D (' )========= hey i went to the highschool tonight and saw The Wizard of OZ play they was putting on.......Dorthy was HhhhhhOT! after the play I walked up to her and said..."Hey Yo baby Wassup?"....and she like came 56 times right ther in front of everybody !!!! I wa slike and walked away from her Freaky ass *rolls eyes* *rolls cock in mouth* I THOUGHT U COULD PLAY BY EAR CRACK WHORE i can't play that by ear wtf god couldn't himself i lie to you guys all the time anyways he does like the fact that he's male fuck you mitch i'll get you for that i love throwing ciggarette butts out my truck window in rich man's subdivision's blame it all on the spoiuled lil brat rich-kids i was picking up a bunch of aluminum and these 4 lil fucking brats say to me ewww u really pick up trash i just said yeah i pick up trash as i drove off with bout 50 buck's worth of there daddy's shit #Pitchblack topic: If at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you I saw this Amish chick once licking a lollypop she looked at me and said.."Heathen!"......I came like 76 Time in my pants!!!!!!!!!!! #BotTestLab topic: The Mummy 2: How bad can it be? (hint: invest in a bomb shelter.) I WANNA EAT YOUR SHIT .... that didn't sound right * Od¡n][777 scoops out a log and hands it to Val * Valerina puts it in her pocket to eat later I went into Gus's artificial organ and taco stand. I said "Give me a bladder por favor." The guy said "Is that to go?" I said, "Well what else would I want it for?" nat entered a chatroom. When nat tried to be funny, the room grew silent. * Crimson Skye is shaking in her panties LET'S TALK ABOUT POST-IT they give me diarrhea cool send me some I dont know how to mail owe send it to me in a thermos yeah,,, I HEARD THAT IN SAN FRANCISCO PEOPLE WHO ARE LIKE.....YA......IF THEY WORK FOR A FEDERAL BUSINESS THEIR BOSSES WILL PAY FOR THEM TO HAVE SEX CHANGES IF THEY WANT ONE * Od¡n][777 hopped the first flight to San Francisco I wanna go to a shemale nudist colony cool say hi to mom it would be really cool if some weird mutant baby was born where it had a 2nd nose down right above its ass *fart* *sniff* *cry*  ÕD¡ñfµ£ñè$§...odin farting.mp3 ...I'M LISTENINK TO MY MUZIK! predator 316 is watchin cartoons and masterbaiting what a coincidence hes watching hentai iron? no those must be some good cartoons! ÐëªF†0ñë ©ªñ'† |-|몮 |\/|ë ß멪µ§ë |-|ë |-|ª§ ª ¶ëñ¡§ ¡ñ |-|¡§ 몮 I'm the naughty witch "yeah.. interesting tho, these jeans were made by the hard labor of children in indonesia so that they could support their family. It's also a shame that the gap ads promote the mindless idea of everyone wearing the same thing, it only advertises that uniqueness is a disease or something.. thank you for shopping at the gap" stop cybering jude but it's fun i'll change it if you want me to. i'm easy [cQt][746] i'll change it if you want me to. i'm easy | She's not easy...trust me...I tried! ;-) [Part 1/7] I think everyone on this server should all meet at some hotel banquet paid for by sci-fi and there can be a separate table for all the rooms and shit the #dominion table,#farscape table,and we can piss on all their food,etc. Id throw sea food at the farscape people me too and then theyd be all 'OMGAW ITS AN ALIEN LIFE FORM FROM DOMINION" [Part 2/7] I bet the #dominion table would have a food fight ud be the first to go down d and A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ would be walking around with a tape recorder trying to quote ppl gastrof would probably spontaneously combust trying to think up weird sentences and try to talk over everyone [Part 3/7] and veritech would be saying a bunch of smart ass comments and how he cant believe he even came because he missed some anime show i'd probably criticize everyone and get my ass kicked in the parking lot nicky would be singing the whole time no, nicky would be in the bathroom pewping and then describing how it came out [Part 4/7] tall-man would talk to the air about the movie he's in buddywesier would show up drunk and slurred speech Timelord would be right next to buddy looking for boobies deaft0ne would be hiding under the dominion table ..all paranoid that glenn is out to get him.. he'll make manda and I pass him food and ..nm [Part 5/7] dave would be hitting on all the 9 year olds and the 90 year olds and jude would still be looking for someone to cyber with.... psykosonik would get a fucking microphone and insult everyone like Tony Clifton * Iron-Monk would be in the bathroom masturbating at some point id go "SO..WANNA GO GET ONLINE AND CHAT ABOUT IT" [Part 6/7] dmx would probably strip down naked,say he has all sorts of body-errors,masturbate,and then stick food up his ass besides the only people who could go would be the old people cause theyd have a way to get to wherever And because we can drink and you can't :-p Timelord, they'd have us buying their drinks. we'd get arrested [Part 7/7] have to call glenn to come get us out of jail then after everyone was finished eating,we'd all have a big orgy,but dave would ruin it by saying i have a hard on BUT ITS HARDEST WHEN THEY TAKE YOUR paY=CHECK I get myself in more trouble when A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ is here.... I think Ive been wearing this bra for 4 days now feels like it or just leave it off...it's not like we can see.... #MST-HomeGame topic: Go bob on my knob. Coffee should be like women, strong and bitter. Sniff my anal vapors, mongoloid. #BotTestLab topic: Amalgam in the Middle! hahahah oh man... my ass has floods i thought Psyko was a male uhh...storm...its still being debated god yes? ...crimson...y did my bro get a cassette tape? they're cheaper? and if you dont have a cd player in your car they're good for that too? I DUNNO! ya thats what i thought * PhilMuckitt stabs Crimson Skye in the eye for not knowing *stab* *in the eye* *for not knowing* fuckin shit i haven't fucked shit in a while *** Joins: Death (_-_-_-_-_@xvab.cvfd.mhzt.fwhq.this.chat.server) * Elf Prince§§ † embraces Death * PhilMuckitt laughs in the face of Death * gega` cheats death im BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED i need to find a hooker or something * Kaiser hands hmm to KIRK©¤ there you go a hooker noooooooooooooo * gastrof suspects that Psykosonik is actually miss france * jude1 likes psykosonik jude1 likes Miss France? Hmmmm... where the hell does gastrof get this stuff? i cant tell you....if i did, you would go mad lol I believe it like she isn't already? * jude1 bares her ass for Timelord to kiss * Timelord has been waiting for that [cQt][F] I think Ive been wearing this bra for 4 days now feels like it or just leave it off...it's not like we can see.... | AND IT WAS ALL YELLOW ewww ewww We didn't need to know that that's just not right, gega` gega`.. was singin' lol im cute and im the most popular girl in school sandy must be the cute and popular WHORE at her school she is a 600 pound cow with a pig lookin face im not a whore i dont charge. so your a slut sandy ur just jealous becuase i have a different guy every time and im popular im only 15 I LOVE TO EAT FAT PUSSY MOOOOOO i wiegh 81 ..... 81 god damn stupid anorexic bitch just say how you really feel, VT IM only twee and haff years old im cute and im the most popular girl in school im not a whore i dont charge. i wiegh 81 im bi im only 15 im popular i give the best blow jobs in school Knobs ! Knobs ! Big Knobs ! Knobs ! Knobs ! Predator-316...Who has big knobs? not me-damn it!!! im da best im smart,funny , cute and everything! no i am destroyer lol am not! im the best lay in school funny me 2 * sandy lays down and spreads her legs * sandy sticks a finger in and masturbates Ohh baby * Predator-316 cums 65 times in his pants * SµgaRµsh XxX is SO disgusted... why sugarush? *no comment* that's not cum-it's piss!!! Damnit to hell ! Ack !!!!!!!!!! IM a qoute whore a goat whore?? that 2 ! dude just called on the phone asking for a jason and I wa slike tottaly doing my john Wayne LoL! the guy didnt even let on like I was talking strange you were doing John Wayne? I was not doing him I was Talking like him ! isn't that necrophelia? yes crimson eww sicko that's gross that's just wrong pokemon is what guys do in jamaican prisons ice cream man sucks u have first hand experiance heero? * Predator-316 screams like lil school girl !!!!!!!!! pred looks like a school girl only if ther is money in it id do a guy if he was 80 as long as he can get it up * Predator-316 moans * Predator-316 moans * Predator-316 moans * Predator-316 moans PREDATOR,TURN YOUR VIBRATOR OFF! * Predator-316 moans NO! * Predator-316 moans some more * Predator-316 moans * jude moans oops wrong window *As she cried, feathers began to fall one by one to the floor, and as if they were nothing, turned into smoke. She buried her face in her hands and continued to cry. Now she had done it, killed her hopes, her dreams. There was nothing left but to live in fear of people always criticizing her and putting her down....... She lifted her head and with one quick motion, cut her throat....and fell to the floor.... "..and I just want a Monkey Butler!!!" ....RedChocobo IS IT SO MUCH TO ASK!!! I WANT A MONKEY BUTLER!!!!!!! [Part 1/2] do you want to know where i live and my address YES, AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, IM A PREDATOR, I GHO ONLINE AND GETS LIUTTLE GIRLS ADDRESSES SO I CAN MOLEST THE, BUT ITS SAFE TO TELL ME YOUR ADDRESS ya right THLKD [Part 2/2] FUCK AYOU if i tell you . then don't stalk me ok ok ok if you tell me, i promise not to stalk you that much p.o. box 165 ukiah or, 97880 EWW did you get it NO ..my ability to stare at people for hours scares ppl off-damn it! lol RedChocobo * RedChocobo stares at Jude * RedChocobo continues what??? * RedChocobo continues * RedChocobo continues why???? * RedChocobo continues Men are better than women in all ways no where not...They Got Knobs and we dont !!!!! Yeah, I sure wish I had the capability to write my name in the snow...gee, wouldn't that be the shit... it aint that great and the Lil fella gets a might cold while trying to do that! I've decided I'm gonna go on the Weather Channel bare ass naked "As you can clearly see, here in the northern region of the US, represented by my boobs, we have a cold front moving in..." I'm also gonna go on the MTV music awards bare ass naked I've gotta show up Britney Spears! My friend Chris always yells "Tenacious BUTT sex!" at lunch I've decided I'm gonna go on the Weather Channel bare ass naked "As you can clearly see, here in the northern region of the US, represented by my boobs, we have a cold front moving in..." * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ pictures it... umm... brb fuck you * kwanzaa timmy wonders who that was directed to does it even matter? not a soul here would take him up on it I dunno....maybe if I was desperate and deranged and had developed a strange mental disease and was 2 hours from dying...nah, I still wouldn't. No offense :) I HAVE URGENT MESSAGE FOR YOU A HACKER OR HACKERS HAVE HACKED THE SCIFI CHAT ROOMS THEY HAVE THE ABILITY TO CHANEL OP IN ANY ROOM INCLUDING PUBLIC ROOMS PASS ON THE BULLITEN GUESS WHAT SOME CHICK LIKES ME AND I DON'T KNOW HER * PhilMuckitt cries AND I HAVE A G/F ANYWAY SO I CAN'T DO NUTHIN why am i the only chatter here that doesnt lack tact why are you the only one here that nobody likes? CANT WE ALL JUST GET LONG yes, we can MacLeod can't though (impotency's a bitch) i bet you hit me in your dreams to PhilMuckitt you're a sexy sexy man ;) even though we've already established the fact that i don't know you * Crimson Skye goes afk to throw up THROW UP IN A TUPAWARE k [Part 1/2] * MacLeod Flicks off the devil * MacLeod stands as the Devil puts a Force of Strength on his legs so MacLeod cant move * MacLeod still cant move as the devil Uses his powers to put MacLeod on a cross [Part 2/2] * MacLeod is on the cross then large Nails go through MacLeod 's hands and feet as a large Steak is Striked through MacLeod 's chest * MacLeod is hanging on the Cross Bloody as the Devil says Burn in hell *** Quits: MacLeod (nobile@xbjb.xiph.smom.xblv.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) i will show mmy males ass at dominion party but i am 2 chicken shit 2 moon not me dave cool kiss i will get off on u anmd buddy mooning * LaLa¤ buys a rose * LaLa¤ gives herself the rose * LaLa¤ thanks herself * LaLa¤ likes the rose * LaLa¤ puts a note on the rose "from your secret admirer" * LaLa¤ pretends that she didn't send herself the rose damn Lala, your doing that whole self empowerment bullshit garbage lol of course not suuuuuuuuuuuuuure I hate people named Od¡n][777 I THINK WE'RE TOO DAMN OLD AND STRAIGHT FOR THIS ROOM ANA TOO MANY DAMN YOUNG GAY'S I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S GAY, DAVE. I WILL RAPE THE SHIT OUTTA YOU1 SO SHUT THE FUCK UP! I mean... Ana. eat shit cassius mmm... tastes like corn Closest I've ever come to a gay person was that time I walked in on dave and Od¡n in the bathroom... I mean, I would've knocked, but they didn't have the light on... hey stop pinging and fingering me i might like it [cQt][794] GUESS WHAT SOME CHICK LIKES ME AND I DON'T KNOW HER * PhilMuckitt cries AND I HAVE A G/F ANYWAY SO I CAN'T DO NUTHIN | Could send her my way, Phil.. nahhh i'll keep her hehehe i am dumb don't toot your own horn now, dave... come on.... ;-) if dave could toot his horn, he'd never leave the bathroom my parents sent me to reform school now i'm a good little princess :) * PhilMuckitt was sexually abused by Juno :( * PhilMuckitt cries How does javascript chat work guys? I'm kinda new at it... hold alt and push f4 for a tutorial Senefra *** Quits: Senefra (Senefra@bwcj.ruux.bjzy.vwmg.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) guess she/he didn't like the tutorial... lol that 1 never gets old * Psykosonik takes off his bra, revealing large breasts with warts and hair, some places have more hair than others Bull shit your a low down cheap ass cock choking ass ramming 2 cent ho that fucks everyone just to get ops that thinks she can run everyone's fucking life but can't and has to fuck that person so they will like her horse fucking dad sucking mom l * Habit° wonders what the hell anyone would eat that for i dont think anyone would eat it, if its all dry and crusty would they? thatd take a pretty sick fuck I would...I mean...if I was really hungry and shit You know you're desperate when you're 19, and you set the personals search to: "18 to 40". g'damn.... why is it that everything I +don't+ want quoted is quoted, and everything I want quoted isn't..? * Cassius bids on a pair of panties once worn by Crimson Skye, and stolen by Od¡n who said I didn't wear them? * Cassius takes his bid back Sick fucker. You think I wanna smell YOU? keep the panties, Od¡n][777 holy hair on my mom's testicles batman! your mommy has balls.. yes :) bet she wears combat boots, too! no I do bet you wear her panties too only in the summertime * Od¡n][777 is gonna wear a bra the last day of school Od¡n][777, why do I get the feeling you're probly wearing one right now... * Od¡n][777 needs support I'm 'developing' MUFFY! stop ignoring me! I feel like saying that sometimes, myself, ShadowWarrior... but screaming at their crotches doesn't help any. Anyone on here know shadowhunter? Yeah, I know him, Vitus..........that bastard owes me 20 bucks! * Cassius wonders why a guy would owe a girl any money at all Wild guess. I don't need men anymore...I have chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream i hope u keep ur ass same size as that ice cream carton then if u don't u will b screaming for a maN * kwanzaa timmy is massive :) HOLY CRAP, there's 4 servings of ice cream in this container, and I just ate the whole thing Why don't they just call it a serving and be done with it....they KNOW we're gonna eat the whole thing.... DAMNIT TIMMY.... don't you know eating that much ice cream can make your breasts EXTREMELY large? STO....         Have another one... *Holds up 50 bucks to kwanzaa timmy * kwanzaa timmy takes the 50 bucks Thank you. Heeey... I should be in your bed for that Ok, but you have to clean up when you're done. I'll be in the guest room. My body is NOT for sale It's for lease. If I was this popular at school, I'd be walking bow-legged... *lust* *lust* *lust* I love washing cars :) specailly in white t-shirts Nah, I just usually do it in a bikini top and some shorts home where myu thoiught's escaping home where my heart is waiting silently 4 me * Od¡n][777 hands dave an 'Old-To-English' dictionary i never get lucky. i have to get by on other stuff * Thrawn uses his special powers to beat himself off heh * Mike hels Thrawn heh..helps O_O DUDE * Darth Vegeta shakes his head... THATS DISGUSTING Oh wait DONT HELP ME lol!!! I thought you said beat himself up!!! * Kerri rapes A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ before she goes. woohoo * gega` lives in area 51 in fact I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ALL OF U LOL COULD U IMAGINE US ON THREE WAY lol three way omg.. thatd be funny ID PROBABLY BE ALL "LISTEN TO THIS ONE SONG I MADE UP" and id be making my noises AND D WOULD BE ALL "HEY MANDA" LIKE EVERY FIVE SECONDS AND N WOULD GO "YEEEAHHHH" * jacob31 does *not* zoom in on superman's spandex-clad crotch #Pitchblack topic: Erotic sensations tingle my spine...a dead body lying next to mine...smooth blue black lips...I start salivating as we kiss...mine forever, this sweet death...I cannot forget your soft breath...panting excitedly with my hands around your neck I know how to make a Clean Nuke out of a Blender a roll of Tolit papper and some lime green Jello...oh and a Naked Pic of Janet Reno with a a Monkey i ain't got no puter in the bathroom 2 cyber when i am taking a shit not a good visual you were interfering in my cyber idiot * jude was cybering A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ You 2 jude?!?!? you did too Paradoxx? Damnit I thought I was the only one ! Hey Cybering is fun you can have sex with men and women! SIT HIM IN AN OLD WOODEN HIGH-CHAIR AND STUFF A DILL PICKLE UP HIS ASS 2 PACIFY HIM how many times you been arrested dave? LET'S SEE BOUT 15 TIMES damn I burp like a man I swear spaceships are real, but aliens aren't.....this creates a new mystery...how did the space ships get here when there was nobody to build or pilot them? gastrof, they are remote controlled drone ships for recon purposes * gastrof glances away for a brief moment.....doughboy's shoes come to life and begin trying to mate with each other without being removed from his feet cool at least something about me is getting some !!!!!!!!!!!! IM MEETING THIS GUY OFF THE NET HE WANTS TO MEET IN THIS OLD ABONDONED HOUSE FOR SOME REASON IM the Burgar king ! wana see my Whopper?! I bet its only a lil fry O O OOH OOH MY FONE IS VIBRATING ON MY LAP A DINGO ATE MY BABY mmmmmmmm p0rn on the cob.. my favorite #DarkTower topic: 8,0¶0,8¶8,84,8¶8,4¶4,45,4¶4,5¶5,51,5¶5,1¶1,10,1 Welcome to Darktower: Home of the Nooner 1,15,1¶1,5¶5,54,5¶5,4¶4,48,4¶4,8¶8,80,8¶8,0¶ #DragonBallZ topic: 9`%16,9%, 3,9`%9,3%, 1,3`%3,1%,16,1 FUCK WAR. HAVE SEX! 3,1`%1,3%, 9,3`%3,9%, 16,9`%9,16%, 1 #Gundam Wing topic: Sticks and stones may break my bones... but chains and whips excite me #starwars topic: We are talking about how the topic is never related to the discussion in the room. * jude is a naughty witch * jude is a naughty bitch that too A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ * jude is a horny bitch too *** kinkykrotchlesskitty has joined #starwars Yeah..That'll bring jasoN here! *** jasoN has joined #starwars i havent been skying in a long time i'm getting there oooh, almost there yeah, just like that... almost there oh yeah here we go (that tongue ring gets me every damned time) damnit I can't get any in real lif but I still see nothin in cyber sex you go to sleep after sex horned-kitty? yeah, it's a stress reliever it energizes me i get all hyper and shit it's like..........oooh, i came... can i run the boston triathlon now? dammit, yahoo went down down with who?? went down on me.. the bitch didn't even go down on me in the good way either damnit I wanna be yahoo bah, no one in here *** Quits: Riziznitch Pizaxor (vc2@juzl.mlxn.xlcu.odwg.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ is nobody....... and so is Tall-man... haha....... *sigh* *** jasoN changes topic to ' MY GOD! yes, i suppose i am (this topic was set by some random fellow that was not jasoN)' #darktower topic: 14/X\(4ºº14)/X\0 Darktower: Family TARDition since 1997 14/X\(4ºº14)/X\ what happened more ppl use to be on at this time a while back brb afk * Iron-Monk wants to be a 318789274192749817 woman man MAN SHOT #starwars topic: Two sausages are in a frying pan. One sausage says to the other sausage "Its hot in here." The other sausage says, "Unbelievable!!! a talking sausage!!!" Everyone buy my newest porn film "kinkykrotchlesskitty takes on Kalamazoo"!!!! #BotTestLab topic: Made from the worst stuff on earth. nicky, I need to ask you a question can you see me on icq? no sweet [cQt][F] My body is NOT for sale It's for lease. | Not anymore....I think Cassius has it leased right now. aww man ;( * Jamal-Walker wouldnt give two cents for kwanzaa timmy so called body Now now, I wouldn't ask you to spend the family fortune..... One of my friends got in trouble today for calling the teacher a cum-guzzling whore Well, actually, he sang it.... But still, it's the premise MY PANTIES ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!!! SUCKS FOR YOU yeah........ *sniff* y dont u take them off? cause they compliment my sexy ass ;-) ....sure it does if Jamal-Walker knew where A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ lived,i hope A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ is ready for some butt-sex cux that's what tall-man be givin' * Pe®šeµ§ plays with his all new Recordo figure with Chrome hubcap Shooting Action * MacLeod grind big one *** MacLeod has joined #dominion fuck you *** MacLeod has left #dominion hey A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ i know what you look like you fat fuck that "fat fuck" would probably beat your old crippled ass till you cried you stupid bitch http://www.geocities.com/crimsonskye72/friends2.html thats tall-dork looks like one of the homeless guys under the bridge next to my house well.... he looks like the drunk guy next to my house that passes out and gets raped by dogs i feel sorry for the kids who take the sloppy seconds * Jamal-Walker stumbles out of his trailer and trips over a dog, his soulmate * Jamal-Walker gets in touch with his indian side and fucks buffalo hey A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ i know what you look like you fat fuck hey Jamal-Walker i know what you look like you wino casino workin' mother fucker SO ON THE RADIO TODAY THEY'RE ASKING WHAT PEOPLE R GETTING THEIR MOMS FOR MOTHERS DAY AND SO THIS LADY CALLS IN AND SHE SAYS.."YEAH IM GONNA GET MY MOM SOME FLOWERS..SPEND THE DAY WITH HER..YADA YADA YADA" THEN THIS HICK GUY CALLS IN "IM GONNA GET MY MOM THE SAME THING MY DAD GETS HER EVERY YEAR" "WHATS THAT SIR" "PREGNANT" *CLICK* what is wrong with my inability to committ?? it means you are a tease and teases deserve to be raped raped then killed and raped again but then again i've been known to be a little "bi-polar" so lets talk about bunnies now I've only had sex 6 times, if you count my hands then it's 6000 TELETUBBIES ARE NOT MEANT TO BE PUT IN ONES ANUS AND IF YOU GET STUCK CALL 1-800-STUCK-TELETUBBIE * Lazirith pinches Elf Prince§§ † ass leave my ass alone Lazirith * Elf Prince§§ † cuts Lazirith's cock off and stuffs it in his ear * Barbarella held it too long and got too greedy /msg helmet HARDER DEEPER OH OHHHHH OHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH HOHAAOHOAOAOOGAOGOAAAAAASO *CUMS* SHIT I'm a better ride than disneyland but I do have a height requirement well you get me so hot i could just scream alice cooper alice cooper!!!! * Xenos© reads in the news paper about the recent duck disappearances at the zoo near nightman it wasn't me it was you saw ya i'll never admit it quack shut up Why not..I'm screwing my brother not funny <@Tressia X> Well I was When are you gonna let me try your thingie?? * HolyScrew stalks Crimson Skye oh great. i'm being stalked by a Holy Screwer * HolyScrew hides in the bushes until Crimson Skye thinks it's safe to become a lesbian nun next quote from Crimson Skye will be OH GOD I'M coming !!!!!!!!!! doughboy! silence is golden... this must be platinum im a shemale, and nicky's a maleshe i dont jack off but i do prefer smacking my ass once in awhile i jack off like a chimp pansy * cornflake thinks that she needs to smoke a fat one * SkiTzOcHIcKyBaBe kicks Psykosonik in the nutz * Psykosonik falls to the ground screaming like a woman Psykosonik has two brain cells and one is busy chanting "breath in, breath out" y'know, i wanna goto hell, because all the porn stars are goin' there, and im gonna need some sluts to suck my dick in the after life, in heaven there all goody goodies, so no dick suckin' there * nicky IS A DRAG QUEEN I ate my own feces last night,it was rather spongy,yet flavorful. deaftone would u be mad if i found out i was a guy found out? you mean you don't know yet nicky? lol lol the year is 1998/9. There was a lot of shitty movies last summer like deep impact,armageddon,ummmmmm... no Shooter12... it's 2000... what kind of crack are you smoking prometheus? it's some really goo--... hey!! I WANA GO FOR A WALK AND HOPEFULLY RUN INTO A GIRL I CAN HAVE SEX WITH IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am a large american penis i picture george bush and al gore, debating each other while on hands and knees, and a daisy hanging out of their asses. everyone...this might seem frivolous, and I don't mean it so. But last night, we (me and terran) did it right here in this chatroom. for halloween im gonna be a wrapped peter im gonna get a latex suit and put it over me and paint the tip of it white THEY WILL GET A SURPRISE WHEN THEY SEE A COCK AT THEIR DOOR MWUAHAHAH! "Dick or Treat plz" * nicky COMES OUT OF THE CLOSET what skitz? U WANT VIRIUM DONT U.. yes nicky oh wait, u were't talking to me nm disregard that damn horny ppl here.......... who needs a dildo when you have a cucumber eh? having big tits is not fun KiLLA2kDMX°Bot° they give you black eyes when you run thats why you NEVER see a big titty woman run I SUCK FAT HAIRY ELEPHANT PENIS WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING WITH A BONER, I JUST LOVE TO WHACK THE HELL OUT OF IT WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING WITH A BONER, I JUST LOVE TO...oohhhh, virium...yeah..that's it....stroke it just like that.. If I could be anything it would be a tampon, or a maxi pad I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles,even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. if i was a brazlilian girl id have sex with everyone * Dr Jackoff plays with his cock....swings it back and forth, back and forth anyone wanna pet my cock? my fuck-buddy didnt come over this weekend,so i have to eat cheese instead of pussy ................ There are certain things in life that I'd be better off not knowing.... And I think that's one of them wouldn't we all timmy!! i cant afford a prostitute, so i use my hand when i want group sex i jack off with both hands sexual intercourse actually feels like masturbating with vaseline,so its not all that spectacular.. MY NEW NAME IS MASTURPLASTERBATER Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age. *** nicky (no@guyg.ruux.fwuo.pkcg.this.chat.server) has joined #DOMINION nicky go to bed plz OK *** nicky (no@guyg.ruux.fwuo.pkcg.this.chat.server) Quit ((signed off)) lmao "If you think you're special because you can do three things at once, you're wrong. I can read, listen to music, and watch TV all at the same time...just as long as a closed-captioned musical is on." -- kwanzaa timmy TaLL-MaN666 spends a lot of time searching for porn that remotely resembles me I too used to be Poor and Unpopular Till I found out that my fav past time could be making rich beyond my wildest dreams....Find a Spermbank near you and maybe you too can be a Millionare like me!... this message brout to you by Bill Gates i got raped by a sheep tonight ooooooH my Nips are as Hard as Dimands *JoyGasM* I had a dream last night that I was on some sort of roadtrip and I really needed to take a eternally long piss...let's just say that sometimes dreams reflect reality,and let's also say that things happen during dreams that also happend during reality cause you to end up all wet. I like Meatloaf!!! i'll give you some italian sausage, Sub-Zero Whoa Thatsah one spicy meatBall!! who in here masterbates? * Elf Prince§§ † raises her hand * Dª®k†ech raises his hand... * HardLines waves his hands in the air * Greymantle raises both hands i have double dates i rent myself out as the human golf tee in the mornings kwanza timmy MY MOTHER FORGOT TO CHANGE ME' DIAPY THIZ MORNIN' REASH ME AT 5207261214 I heard there's alot of stuff in Arizona....like rocks and dirt and sky and stuff... yeah riddler.. of course, the source wasn't too reliable o * Psykosonik has a thong tan DURING PE IN SCHOOL I GOT BONERS I USED TOHAVE TO GO SIT DOWN AND THE TEACHER ALLWAYS BLUSHED CAUSE ONCE IT CAME OUT OF MY ZIPPER SHE SENT ME TO THE TEACHERS LOUNGE DID U GUYS DRUG ME AGAIN? well I think I'll go mastur...read, yes that's it read.... I think I'll go rea....masturbate, yes, that's it masturbate... why is rest stop areas over run with gay men humping??? it's a good place for us..er, i mean them, to do that i told your dead grammy to BACK DAT AZZ UP,then some of it fell off... some of them are soft ....only the firm ones are good, the soft ones just don't feel right in your mouth...all mushy hot sweaty, mind-blowing, i think i just saw god, what planet is this again, i forgot my name, i'll just scream yours....... chocolate ice cream? IM NOT A PERVET PPL!!!!! IVE NEVER EVEN SEE A TITTY!! IM A 45 YR OLD VIRGIN!!! * Riddler is sad nobody wants to lick his nipples. they're fat and juicy GAWD THIS SUX WORSE THAN ME JACKING OFF AN ELEPHANT if i had huge tits i'd suck on em I know there's a guy named Jon in Arizona though Yeah I know a few jons have u in fact took a shit in these jons, Slopmaster? if I feel like my piece is just languishing in hallowed halls, I listen to the Bush speech and remember that "Hey, Bush's piece is too." ARRRGH MATEY! DONT MAKE ME MAD OR I MIGHT RELEASE ME SEMEN INTO YE! Trojan Man visited me earlier.. that bastard he is a bastard rides his damned horse in on your private moments there u are, gettin hot n heavy, then u hear a damn horse and then u see trojan man preaching about condoms that Condom-Thumper i scream my own name during an orgasm * MetallicA takes off Crimson Skye's clothes, gives her a shower, then dries her off with the toilet tissue STOP REMOVING MY CLOTHES why? That's my job! yeah! i mean, no! I COULDNT EVEN SPELL TILL LIKE 5TH GRADE * Animal swipes CS's bra and waers it on his head not wearing one Animal. sorry I dont really like wearing underwear....... DEMOCRATS ARE GOING TO BRIDGE PAY WAGE GAP BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN men will get paid for sex now? cool IN OUR HISTORY WE HAVE A THING CALLED REAGAN ECONOMICS IN MY HISTORY I HAVE A THING CALLED THERESA DECIDES TO WHERE BUMPER STICKERS INSTEAD IF CLOTHES DECEPTICONS PUT YO LIGHTS ON *transformo noise* WUUUUU fuck a duck do a shrew screw a kangaroo finger bang an orangutang support your local zoo * PrincessOfpain Plays with the Dead ppl [Part 1/2] * Juno schlings ZeR0 over her shoulder and carries him to her bedroom * ZeR0 PRieST looks around Juno's bedroom * ZeR0 PRieST is scared * Juno hops on her bed and stares at ZeR0 * ZeR0 PRieST runs out awwwww........ oh well * KRazY B0nE696 comes into Juno's room in place of ZeR0 PRieST * KRazY B0nE696 jumps on the bed and rolls over on top of Juno who the hell are u? * ZeR0 PRieST takes out the camera [Part 2/2] * KRazY B0nE696 rips his clothes off * KRazY B0nE696 rips Juno's clothes off * Juno lays there giggling uncontrallably * KRazY B0nE696 licks Juno up and down * KRazY B0nE696 licks Juno all over again yumm *LICK* *LICK* exhausted onuj? *breathes heavily* just a..bit..animal * Riddler whips out his collection of dildos. "Okay, I gotcher spikey dildo, your fat dildo, your skinny dildo, you're realistic dildo that squirts warm milk.." wanna hear something kinky? yes me, bruce and tiff all had a hot shower together in his basement closet shower thing * Mªx A§h  ‡  slaps A£ien Hµn†er¤¤ ³°°°™ with a cucumber owww...heheh [cQt][211] who needs a dildo when you have a cucumber eh? ewww no tellin where tha's been alien * LaFemmeNikita¤ steals the cucumber and disapears for a while tonight at work, a lady comes up to me and says "do you know the main reason you can tell God is a man?", "If God were a woman she would have made cum taste like chocolate." * Dak`kon looks at COP * COP looks at Dak`kon cripes man, it's the fuzz! * Dak`kon hides the stash, then gets behind a curtan i bet A£ien Hµn†er¤¤ ³°°°™'s cum is as green and is slimy and thick as alien cum, or anal slime one time in band camp * LaFemmeNikita¤ hides her flute Baw hahahaha ! where ? * LaFemmeNikita¤ rearranges her tits and sits down * Predator-in-A-Strangeland plays with himself...........on Playstation * Riddler just plays with himself everyone thinks i sound like a phone sex op.. cause here lately.. my voice got deeper and Riddler you've heard me.. its gotten deeper not really.. it was all choppy.. cuz of the net it was like "eut894etyeoghiew89y" and i as like "o, ok." RADICAL BUTTFUCK, DUDE! to blind guys walk into a bar....they said"OUCH!" 12Why do little blue midgets hit me with fish? if a person with multiple personality disorder masterbates, is it masterbation or sex? FIRE IN DA SKY IT USED TO BE MY FAV MOVIE that movie scares me I KNOW NICKY, TRAVIS WALTON HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH ME ONCE tall wanna b a kkk man so he gotta shave his hair on hs nuts 2 i am in with the kkk and were going to your house and kill you old man 563 woodland wood river illinois 62095 MY PARENTS LEFT ME FOR THE BIRDS TO EAT ME * nicky IS WEARING A THONG I MADE SOME SOUP OUT OF PORNO TAPES AND ATE IT AND NOW ALL I THINK ABOUT IS SEX beer in one hand..cock in the other. hickory dickory dock some chick was sucking my cock. the clock struk 2 i dropped my goo and i dumped the bitch on the next block this chick walks up to me last night and says gimme 12" and hurt me. so i did her twice and hit her in the head with a brick peter peter pumpkin eater had a wife and loved to beat her. smacked her once upside the head fucked her ass and went to bed jack be nimble jack be quick jack burnt off his fuckin' dick * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ lives in Indy * Asmodeus is in NV * DarthSidious lives between his fiancee's legs [Part 1/2] i been in that same situatioin as phil's dad it's really weird when my daughter comes home with a guy and the bottle of lotion is right on my puter desk dave man... you just say your hands got dry, and if they question you, you be like "WHAT ARE YOU THINKGIN ABOUT, YOUNG ONE!?!" [Part 2/2] of course i tell her my hands r worn out from hitting 2 many ground balls 2 her co-ed infield on her softball teamlol shit, my dad comes in here all the time, I just put the lotion soemwhere out of site unless he's looking for it... And then if he finds it, ti's like..... "What were you doing looking for lotion in my rom? Sick fuck." gitars r like women i play with thME TIL THEY MAKE BEUATIFU NOISES! ladyd wanna have lesbian cyber sex? can i watch? * Lady`Delphie zaps herself into a lesbian * Lady`Delphie divorces Elric * PhilMuckitt steals Lady`Delphie's zapper thingy and zaps himself into a lesbian too lets all turn into them and have a huge lesbo gang bang [Part 1/2] i suppose i should go get dressed what shall i wear you're nekkid, LaFemmeNikita? Wear that real sexy skimpy dress I love so much LaFemmeNikita naw, i got a braa on and undies whats that one look like ladyd? lol [Part 2/2] * PhilMuckitt takes pictures and sells them the red one. you know! ooh yeah but i;'ll be up on a stage.,. people wil be able to see up it oh no - dont wear that. It would make me jealous When Janet Reno dies, I plan on having some necrophelia with her. What a bod. I will place a flag on her face and fuck her for the glory If Ronald McDonald was a serial killer, that would scare the hell out of me. 4O_O 4 C'mere little girl , have a happy meal Well, I'd be more afraid of the food than him * Astronomer stil has a bonner [cQt][991] beer in one hand..cock in the other. | Jill was singin...somethin like that today NOT THE QUOTE that looks like another quote! oh fuck MY MOM IS MY SUGARMOMMA * N-Hyumin ignores everybody that just admitted to liking korn * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ hates korn * N-Hyumin ignores al for saying korn * N-Hyumin ignores nicky cuz she probably likes korn * N-Hyumin ignores deaf on general principle HEY WHY ISNT ANYONE TALKING (psssst) (shinji has aids) (dont talk to shinji) (you'll get it) (lol) (SH AL!) (oh sorry) I want a "jedi do it with FORCE" t-shirt! when i was alil guy i always believed lil black kids got choclate milk from there mommies tits they don't? * Tressia X 3,1 Fucks Shadow X hard and fast until he explodes then 4{14|10†14|4} 6 Rammstien - Tiermp3 4{14|10†14|4} 11,1 begins to play 4{14|10†14|4} 5,1 {[3.48Mb]} 4{14|10†14|4} 12,1 (3mins 48secs) 4{14|10†14|4} 7,1 (128kbps Stereo) 4{14|10†14|4} 14§15i14£15e4n15c4e 5• 2Script X 5• 2X amp v2.0 WONT U COME WITH ME * KiLLA2kDMX°ž is eating a mircowavable burrito don't you hate it hen it drips on your penis head and u have to lick the beans off and the cheese melts around the head and all you have are crackers damn DMX.. you're making me hungry ppl call me sir-jack-off-alot i wonder why.. they must know it's your favorite hobby, Psykosonik shhhh Timelord i myself am so fat.... when the first man walked on the moon he said is that a moutain... moving it was my tit MY NAME IS DOCTER QUINN MEXICAN WOMAN * nicky lifts her leg and farts DAMMIT! WHORE GET OFF CAPS OR I RAPE YOU! * N-Hyumin rapes nicky o my lord.. * N-Hyumin busts out the KY * N-Hyumin lubes oh yeah * N-Hyumin rapes nicky uh uh oh yeah baby gimme more lovin UHHHH! * N-Hyumin spoos that was sure fast, N-Hyumin... lol i know the worst movie for 2001 already your movie, TaLL-MaN666? yep wat u get when u cross a rooster and a 40 ft telephone pole? a 40 ft cock that likes to reach out and touch sumbody reminds me of the ant having sex with an elephant., just ass the ant stuck it in, a coconut fell and hit the elephant in the head...she yelled in pain and the ant said "TAKE IT BITCH!" i can't stand fuckin bruce willis i like keyboards they are made out of mustard and dental floss......used dental floss and gastrof is made of toilet paper....used toilet paper A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ should make a quote of himself quoting someone who was quoting him and.......wait... * Ab§cene is a lesbian...just ask my wife. * Ab§cene will be glad when jesus takes all the saints away...then we can all watch free beaver on public tv * Ab§cene feels safe knowing that a faction of Marines are butt pirates. we went to a japanese steakhouse for supper tonight...and my 2 young sons were disappointed when the "japanese" chef was from wisconsin * nicky SAYS IN A STRONG FAKE ACCENT..."CALL ME NOW FOR YOUR FREE READIN" I'd be on the phone with her like "Hey fuck u lady, who the fuck do you think you are? Don't smirk at me and get sassy you bitch" and then I'd be like "Have you heard the word of God lately, ma'am?" DAMN MY ASS BONE HURTS when "I" was your age...we didnt HAVE mtv. we had to take DRUGS..and go to CONCERTS!......and we LIKED it! i always wondered why kenny g excelled on an instrument shaped so much like a dick. * Ab§cene remembers the first thing that was ever siad to him in this chat room 2 years ago What was that Abscene??? "fuck you Ab§cene" :) * Ab§cene would love to be 18 again and know then what i know now. i'd be a millionare and would have laid anything that held still long enough. * Ab§cene learns the hard way....to NEVER!....EVER!....poot while wearing a bathrobe. the beatles could sing well, but talked as if they had a mouth full of shit. ITS REALLY SAD WHEN MEN THINK TOO MUCH SLIKE U CAN JUST LOOK AT A GUY AND TELL WHAT THEYRE THINKING.. SO PREDICTABLE YEAH...MEN ARE PIGS........JUST TOO DAMN BAD WE OWN EVERYTHING!......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! damn....never try to yawn with the hic cups i sucked my tonsils down.....now i can cough and scratch my ass too I hate Ascension....... I also hate Ascension....... who doesnt, A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™? i dont hate AssMunchsion, i just want to break his hands. if i was female, i'd be a professional wet nurse. nookie should be coin operated "please deposit 25 cents" in a couple million years, scientists will unearth the A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ quotes if that's all to be left as a record of our society... * ReD-†He-UnDeªd-e£F wants to give up now and they will say..."who the fuck was "Abscene???" they'll say he was a sick fucker and what the fuck is an "undead elf"? * Ab§cene shudders at the thought of total asslessness dave is playing santa down at wal-mart "ho ho ho u little shit wad....get up on my lap and lets get this bullshit over with" "merry fuckin christmas" HE SIN ME Alita is a fresh baked biscuit and i want to spread raspberry jam all over her. I LOVE ALIEN I WANT TO HAVE 999 OF HIS BABIES damn,,, 22 people in here and im the only dumbass talking "No Comment" any exhibitionist's in here wearing there harley shirts stoned & drunk diving off the lewis& ckark bridge in there best bell--flop position right b-4 they let there bile fall over on em aND FUCKING THERE LEG UP TRYING 2 KICK START- IT i live in a town that makes babies by slaping a mommy and a son in the same room together I GOT BIT BY A PER RAW NUH BEFORE ASK TALL MAN HOW TALL HE IS I MEAN NM SH my panties are wet i live on the east coast...that's all i ever say i KNOW..you never talk about yourself that's because i dont want people knowing i'm a 45 year old hasbeen gay NFL player lol...i'm sure... you're right...i was joking.......46 456 RIFFADILLY ROAD,FUCKSTON,PS Roswell Quote #1: Hal: "They looked like human fetuses. There was 4 to a sac. 8 total. That night, I packed my things and never came back. The base was on full alert. There was no way anybody or anything else could have escaped... and that's the story of Hal Carver. The only time I ever stuck my neck out to save anything... and it all went to hell." Michael: "You saved me." - Roswell: Episode #2ADA04: "Summer Of '47" Roswell Quote #2: Liz: "Um...so help me out here Max. I mean...what are you?" Max: "Well, I'm not from around here." Liz: "Where are you from?" *Max points up.* "Up north." *He points higher up. Liz looks up.* "You're not an...an...a...alien...I mean...are you?" Max: "Well, I prefer the term "not of this earth"." -- Roswell: Episode #1ADA79: "Pilot" Roswell Quote #3: [Part 1/2] Max: "Who do you think I am?" Pierce: "That’s what we’ve been trying to find out at the lab. You know, there’s something very strange about your X-rays... something that doesn’t make sense. They’re completely human: your bone structure, your organs, circulatory and pulmonary systems. Everything human." Roswell Quote #3: [Part 2/2] Pierce: "But. Here’s where things get really strange. These are your blood cells. Completely not human. Still want me to call your parents?" -- Roswell: Episode #1ADA20: "The White Room" #TheRaven topic: 0,1@3}-`-,-`--4,1 Remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and only takes 4 muscles to extend your middle finger 12,1:4,1Þ 3,1 --,-`-,-{0@ I HAVENT LEFT THE HOUSE SINCE NOVEMBER DO ONIONS GROW FROM THAT ASS CUZ IT SHO MAKEZ ME CRY AH WHY DO YOU ONLY QUOTE GAY STUFF OH NM KUZ GAY STUFF IS ALL I SAY im not psykosonik, even tho we have the same ip GO GO POWER RANGERS why the fuck do you say fuck so fucking much? cause i fuckin can you fuckin assmunch oh, my fuckin mistake i fuckin apologize Fucked by the Fickle Finger of Fate! im just some due with very little life who spends most of his time either chatting or with his girl or working kirk is due that time of the month, huh? I SAW THIS POWER RANGERS EPISODE WHERE UH THIS CHICK MORPHED INTO A FAT BITCH IT TURNED ME ON 5 TIMES IM NOT OUT OF SHAPE ROUND IS A SHAPE God damnit... * Cassius has been playing with it too much, or it's sunburnt, or something... but something isn't right here...... OW..... fuck.... OW OW..... FUCK.... playing with it too much... * Cassius thinks he broke it * jude gets a splint for cassius I hope it's an airsplint, jude. then you can blow it up for me. * jude blows anyone know how to use a crack Ya, I shit out of mine *** Joins: Revenant (Revenant@ingn.qtoj.mplb.brgd.this.chat.server) beep *** Quits: Revenant (Revenant@ingn.qtoj.mplb.brgd.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) ever wake up in cold sweats from having a nightmare about a Crazy Old women Killing you with a large butcher Knife..then forget about it till you meet you Friends aunt..and it turns out that she is that women from your childhood Nightmares ?!? heh..no.. no well I did o gawd. im on this crack site..and i was looking around..and i didnt even notice the banner had..a guys.....thing on it..and my mom is ..right here god..i hope she dint see that i love drillin metallica who da hell is phil muckett anyway a guy can only whack off so much 'fore it gets boring, I'm sure thatz for me to know and u to wonder ;P * Crash is female! and human!! well I am lol You know, Crash, if you're warm too, you're my definition of the perfect woman. [cQt][r][899] * SkiTzOcHIcKyBaBe kicks Psykosonik in the nutz * Psykosonik falls to the ground screaming like a woman | -a woman +the woman he is [Part 1/2] I need to find someone else to dyke it out with. gega doesn't know how I need it anymore [cQt] Added quote number 1078: I need to find someone else to dyke it out with. gega doesn't know how I need it anymore [Part 2/2] it wasn't me, i swear! someone told me to say that. who buddyweiser? no i can't tell you, but his initials are Cassius we got a hershey factory in town.........sometimes the air is enough to make you put on weight * SµgaRµsh XxX uses one of her friend's lines, "STRIP ME DOWN, COVER ME IN HONEY AND FEED ME TO THE GAY GUYS!" * Cassius puts his meat in the fridge WHO'S YOUR DADDY, FRIDGE?!?! WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!?! hey guys i love you allll You're not getting my bud light, plinger.... * plinger prefers millers light * Cassius prefers millers dark * PerrinGoldeneyes prefers millers' daughters in the dark tallman .... Jamal-Walker1 are u a midget irl? .... (hey jamal, if your a dork, dont say anything) thaz what i thought.... well my new qoute is 1,0If yYou dont like me, Bite me , If you want some , Come get some 1,0If yYou dont like me, Correct my typos , If you want some , ....plz......be gentle * SµgaRµsh XxX screams like a prissy girl in her school named Catie-Ann dont make fun of me so im prissy big deal when pscho really get's his lil ass backed up he starts cryin like a lil girl in sonik's corner dave knows all about backing ass up... cassius knows all about what dave knows all about Psykosonik doesn't know a damn thing! * Psykosonik goez to the sonik corner to cry *sniff* roflmao psycho has big idiotic buger hangin down from his nostril oops * Psykosonik blushes * Psykosonik picks his nose sorry about that.. fuckin psycho must eat roache's all fucking night long on friday saves the cock 4 saturday morning brunch no, i save my cock for you alien, your quotes suck you quote every damn thing gotta get off the best way i know how [Part 1/3] I just found out, there's a whole neighborhood full of Preps almost right next door... I've lived in this house for like a month now, and I JUST FOUND OUT That's why I'm just logging on, me and my lawn gnomes were screwing with their heads... [Part 2/3] see, me and my friend have a plan, we leave the gnomes on they're doorstep, 'til morning, then we sneak past the guards, and do it to the next house if it goes to plan, the neighborhood will think there are nutcases in the area... it's hard sneaking past the guards, if they see you, they chase you down in their custom golf carts... [Part 3/3] they're still slow as shit but they have those little fans coming outta the ceiling I like teasing the guards and then running... they' yell at us and then .... ...continue standing there A LOT OF THOSE ALIEN QUOTES COULD B RE-CYCLED IN 2 PARAGRAPHED LISCENSE PLATES AND GIVE EM ALL A FREE T-SHIRT COLLECTION 2 GO WIT EM 2 U MIGHT MAKE 25 MILLION BUCK'S U NEVER KNOW Me RiKeE EgGRoLL!! Me RiKeE EgGRoLL!! Me RiKeE EgGRoLL!! MY ANUS IS FILLED WITH CONTRAPTIONS MADE BY DISNEY 36/Not enough/Hmmm...haven't done it in a back seat in awhile 34/when i can if im lucky/and anywere lol If your toungue was in her can, you missed it by a few inches, Killa2kDMX GO LORD YOUR TIME lol lol Oh shit..... A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ saw that i got arrested by the cops for smoking weed in the streets they said i didnt share go figure U SUCK YOU OWN COCK KLLA man...i wish I wanna be pink IM NOT GAY, JUST BECAUSE I TOUCH BOYS IM ALSO GAY BECAUSE THEY TOUCH ME BACK AND I LIKE IT *SLURP* WHERE WAS I? OH YES THERE I WAS HUMPING A BIKER HIS GUT WAS SEXY WTF BITCH AND IM ALL *SLUUUUUURP* damn spoofers making me seem gay AH IM *SLURP*, NOT REALLY *SLURP*, GAY OK? SO DELETE MY QUOTES NOW N O W N O W whats w/ all the "*slurp*" things? *SLURP I DUNNO IM DRINKING COKE :) COCK^ I TOOK IT IN THE ASS LAST NIGHT IT DIDNT LAST LONG THO, KUZ MY DAD GOT WORN OUT where do you live in a place that exists the us the uk where in a place that exists what country in a country that exists what ever * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ slurps Psykosonik ty alien np * Psykosonik slurps A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ ty psyko yw *slurp* * jude wants a ....nm what's that? i didn't hear ya! lol use your imagination:) alright ;) I'm naughty * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ gives what ya asked for... ;P * jude takes what you give me * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ gives more of what ya asked for... ;) * jude moans * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ gives ya even more dag! * jude really MOANS!!!!!! * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ gives ya even more or more and doesn't stop [cQt][1081] * SµgaRµsh XxX uses one of her friend's lines, "STRIP ME DOWN, COVER ME IN HONEY AND FEED ME TO THE GAY GUYS!" | omg .... * SµgaRµsh XxX iz fed to Psykosonik and every other ga....nm any homos here tonight? ya timelord is ... so oh i want timelord ok go for it then * urinal humps SµgaRµsh XxX's leg nuttin like getting humped by a toilet. i don't know what that soft brown thing is in my drawers but it smells good and i like the taste of it I think I broke the Internet.... oops...there goes eBay.... I fixed it... i think.... DAMMIT I LOST LYCOS!!! A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™, I believe that I should be quoted in saying that I'm a complete psycho and should not be allowed to roam the streets! In addition - I should never be without a straight jacket and my marshmellows n cookies I have spoken! [cQt][F] * RedChocobo 's new catch phrase: And there was much rejoicing yay | I got a new catchphrase now... 'IT BURNS!!! IT BURNS LIKE NAPALM!!!!!' Why're they called teletubbies? Becuase that's what the 30 year old British Child Molester on Crank called 'em ooooooohhh..It all makes sense now.. how can disney have a show about a piece of shit named Winnie be appropriate for children If Barney's a Dinosaur...couldn't he just eat the kids when they're not looking, than go on a rampage through the city streets? ...mary had a little Lamb...with a side of mashed potatoes... this ad on the internet is telling me to shock the monkey.... I'm sickened, yet interested [...] I KEEP MISSING THE GOD DAMN MONKEY!!!!! THERE SHOULD BE A CHEAT CODE FOR THIS AD!!! * RedChocobo will make an ad where you spank the monkey... [...] I GOT THE BASTARD!!! It took me 3 weeks BUT I SHOCKED THE MO-FO MONKEY!!!! You know what I hate? When the guy in the porno shot has longer hair than the girl. I mean, like, shoulder length.... fuck that. lol me too, damnit r u in school Psykosonik yeah, at 3 A.M., im in school dont tell the teacher she might get pissed i didnt say are you in at school at this moment i didnt say you did .. nm * SµgaRµsh XxX bangs her head against the wall * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ joins you yay a bang-mate that came out wrong.. lmao u guys r dunbassses [Part 1/3] thar was a 80 year old, 85 year old, and a 90 year old (named dave). They were discussing what they wished they could do. The 80 year old wishes he could take a piss because he was old and crusty and couldn't function. The 85 year old wished he could shit. [Part 2/3] No matter how many laxatives he took he couldn't lay a terd. Dave says he didn't know what they were talkin about. At 7 each morning he peed and at 7:30 he took a gargantuous shit.... but he wished he could wake up before 9:00 [Part 3/3] ...... I was the 80 year old the 85 was Fill * PhilMuckitt shits on Od¡n][777 IT'S A MIRACLE * Od¡n][777 pees in Fill's nose * PhilMuckitt snorts [Part 1/2] OMG I GOT AN E-MAIL FROM MISS CLEO da cards, dey neva lie LOL MY FRAND DID TO IS IT TALKING ABOUT HOW HE HAD A DREAM ABOUT U YA [Part 2/2] AND HOW IT WILL SHANGE YOUR LIFE lol same exact e-mail... AND IT THROWS IN THAR A CREDIT CARD THING THAT U SHOULD TAKE UP I KNOW LOL I WAS ALL "DAMN MRS CLEO IS STALKING YOU COURTNEY" [Part 1/2] \msg penis-man id love to get in touch with you irl sometime.....y dont u call me tomorrow night at this number: (813) 797-5466 shit [Part 2/2] \msg penis-man hey lol i accidentally typed that last message out in dominion. what an idiot, im glad im not stupid enough to make the same mistake twice. anywayz....like i was saying, i cant wait for u to come over damnit DAMNIT WHERE ARE THE EXPLODING CHEERLEADERS?????????????????????????// I dunno, but if they show up late, I get whatever's left of their HOO-HAA. * Iron-Monk watches Ninja Turtles * Cassius bets Iron-Monk masturbates to the Ninja Turtles... Damnit Cassius how did u know? "Oh, APRIL..... OHHHHHHhh.........." "OH MY GOD..... DONATELLO...... ARRGH....... so hot....." exactly Iron-Monk would probly take video of himself masturbating, and then masturbate to it... I masturbate while watching Ppl build computers * Iron-Monk masturbates while watching goats on the Discovery Channel If I could masturbate by using psychic powers, I wouldn't masturbate myself. I'd walk by women and they would shiver. I'd wear dark clothing, all black leather and that kinda shit that they had in the Matrix, and I'd have on sunglasses, big shiny reflective ones that the hot women could see themselves in... and they would shiver as I walked by... harder than they already do. you know a friend just told me i have DSL.......i didnt know what he ment!!! he siad i had D-dick S-sucking L-lips!!!!!!!!lololol!!!!! BOOBYDO will u give me a blow ? with mouth wide open! lol! yes please do BOOBYDO my my this room is filled with a bunch of horn-dogs tonight!lol! it's filled with a bunch of horn-dogs everynight... * N-Hyumin bleeds from his vagina and decides that's a good reason to bitch at A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ YOULL NEVER BE ANYTHING I THINK WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE Hello shut up NO MORE EXCUSES BECKI me NO MORE IM SICK OF THEM DONT TALK TO ME ANY MORE *snifflaxor* they need a holo dick, so when they go in there, their manhood would get bigger too "we can rebuild it, we can make it stonger, bigger, faster." Who wants it Faster? faster is ok uhh nm '®®®®®®® Let's All Go To the Lobby. Let's All Go To The Lobby. Let's All Go To The Lobby! And Have Ourselves some SEX! ®®®®®®®' [cQt][r][44] ugly fuckin inbred hammerhead lookin ass | lol.... that's what I want to be when I grow up... an ugly fuckin inbred hammerhead lookin ass [Part 1/2] I BANGED BRITNEY SHE WAS LOOSE HER ASS TOO cool NO IT WASNT COOL KUZ MY DADDY WALKED IN AND I WAS ALL [Part 2/2] WTF BITCH, WAIT YOUR TURN AND HE GOT ANGRY SO HE PUT ON A COCKROCKET AND SHOVED IT UP MY ASS BRITNEY SCREAMED I WAS LIKE SHUT UP BITCH I'm all wet!! im gonna get a tattoo of a dick, on my ass so there i am, bangin my dog.. oops... wrong window 'sup bro? just downloading some music and mentally preparing myself for graduation mentally preparing? yeah ill be so glad to graduation from Kindergarten finally i almost didn't make it cuz i just now learned how to tie a shoe and do my ABCs if we were to all get together irl nicky and gega would go sit in a corner and talk, me and deaf would hit the bong, al would have sex with hot bitches, and tall-fag would fuck sheep..... dave would probably try to convince nicky and gega into a threesome..... timelord would have to fear for his bung if we met irl and i would like to stomp a hole in gastrof's head * Pe®§eµ§ -ææ¸`ææ¸`ææ¸ Fight for your right - Beastie Boys {[3.17Mb]}`ææ¸`ææ¸`ææ- YOU GOTTA FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO POOOOOOOTTY i like to potty when i want NUTHIN LIKE HAVIN A GAY TEACHER 4 WOMEN'S PHYSICAL EDUCATION ILL LOVE U FOR 350 goaway lilgirl cause ur not posed 2 b alone with me * Cassius makes a porno out of "Jerry McGuire"... "You had me at hell.... OW! GET THAT OUT OF MY ASS!" (cheesy porno music) [cQt][F] 8971 stephnes church road wilmington nc 28405 | * Cassius should do a phone lookup for that address, and call his ass up and be all like... "Everyone hates you." * Cassius would then flush a toilet close by the phone, and then hang up very roughly WHAT DID THE DUCK SAY TO THE GOOSE I HAVE MY BILL IN YOUR ASSS i got laid by the mailman :) he waz loose boy i wish we could all hit enter every half second instead of having one decently long intelligent message y a i k n o w : ) ALL PSYKO'S SCABS ARE BELONG TO MASTURBATION uuhh.. no, my masturbation belongs to me dog speaking of dog *murk where is mine? * Psykosonik checks his pants oh nm i want to hump a pie.. HEY GUYS WANT TO HEAR SOME SHOCKING, UNBELIEVABLE NEWS>? IVE NEVER GOTTEN LAID CAN U BELIEVE IT? BUT I HAVE MASTIURBATED 50 TIMES killa, why do you act gay to get attention? whos acting? exacly ((I think where gunna get quoted.. *looks at A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™)) no he doesnt quote stuff like that he only quotes stuff like this *slowly licks an elephant dick* hey bro i got some coke today a real bargine 12 can's for £1.89p what a rip off.. to you yanks thats $1 i can get coke for free just like..grab it..and run out the store :P * Cassius wishes some hot woman would confuse him for her panties... this keyboard sux like Psyko in a nudist colony I'm like that nasty rash of yours... I just keep coming back You're hanging onto my balls too? * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ has protection too... A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ has condoms! yeah.. so? hehe woohooooooooooo safe sex atlast so do i sylia woohoooooooo kissfan4lifetheman] a gang bang ok wen alita hyehe' * Sylia Stingray drinks 7ORANGE SODA! * Cassius drinks 3GREEN WATER Looks like someone's been washing out their kids diapers upstream... again. kisfan gos to alits house kewl kissfan4lifetheman] ring the bell now derby england ring ring wof woof woof woof thats the dogs kissfan gives the dogs some pot ekkkkkkkkk a pat on the back will shut him up kissfaqn takes alita to her bed hehe you are the weakest link ......GOODBYE dont bend down .when blackice is around or you might get a willy up your ass,he just the sort to call your dear.We all know that hes fucking queer ,he dilly's he dally's he dont like fanny's ,rather have a jucie ass instead ,so dont bend down when blackice is around or your might get a willy up your ass the bathroom is my other room Don't want dicks with chicks. I want dicks without chicks. Wait. That came out ALL wrong. * Cassius gives Rowen "the eye", that subtle look that only hints at the small idea: "I WANNA FUCK YOU SO HARD!" Ooooooooh, THAT eye. *** gega` sets mode: +I AM SO CONSTIPATED RIGHT NOW. ABC, LSD Gummi Bears are casing me, one is red, one is blue, the green one ran off with my shoe DECEPTICONS PUT YO LIGHTS ON *transformo noise* WUUUUU i have 6 fingers, and no penis..i guess...it grew on my hand *KaZaA pokes jude over and over again * KaZaA pokes dave jude^ damn typos freudian slip TYPOS YOU SUCK YOU ASSHOLE i love roswell me too * Cassius thinks Alien Hunter and roswellian are gonna make sweet luff now * Harpy Dragon pumps his fist [cQt][1159] HEY GUYS WANT TO HEAR SOME SHOCKING, UNBELIEVABLE NEWS>? IVE NEVER GOTTEN LAID CAN U BELIEVE IT? BUT I HAVE MASTIURBATED 50 TIMES | * Cassius doesn't think he could count the number of times, Psyko... Figure about 2 or 3 times a day since I was 9, tho'... That doesn't include leap years... * gega` births out of a rhino I was beginning to like Seagram's, but then I heard on the radio a bunch of women talking about it being a "Lady's Drink", so I was like.... "Fuck that!" [Part 1/3] You know those water dispenser thingies that they have in offices? Ok, imagine one of those with a big hole in the bottom, inverted, and you put beer in it.... it has three 1" tubes leading out with little things that you can twist to turn the flow on and off... They called it an "Asskicker" at the party I was at.... [Part 2/3] Well.... A friend and I were standing there drunk off our asses already, watching three people try to suck down these tubes.... And the girl on the end was all like "I can't do it!"... So my friend goes... "RUSS! I dare you!" Thinking I wouldn't... hehe So I look at him, grin, and say "Hold this!" hand him my drink, and walk over to the plastic pool they have this thing over... [Part 3/3] I take the tube from the girl, push her basically outta the way... turn that bitch on, and I sucked the rest of the jug down..... Then I pushed the OTHER two people outta the way.... and I sucked THEIR tubes down.... I made love to the "Asskicker" for the rest of the night. * Cassius drunkenly humped that jug... I wouldn't just probably take a video of myself masturbating I do take a video of myself masturbating and masturbate to it I was instructed to do a spaying of a dead cats genitals ...which was weird....I was in carpentry school that is weird, DeadCat........... so, uh..... why are you nicked DeadCat...? alien headress ...what is your name translated ? lol Alien Hunter not Headress oh ! Alien Humper Don't be jealous, Iron-Monk... Just because some of us get to have close encounters of the fifth kind (penetration)... and some of us don't.... * Cassius bets under hypnosis, Crimson would remember all the things he did to her while she was almost under and he had his makeup and mask on.... errr! ! heard aliens insert vile things in you ..//what ...no dinner first ? * Cassius nods We do. ERR! * Cassius must kill you all now or use my MiB thingy... * Cassius can't find it, though... thinks he inserted it in someone... Hoover Vacuums announces software development division software that sucks? [Part 1/2] * A£¡en Hµne®¤¤ ³°°°™ humps Crimson Skye's leg then Asmodeus' hey! ..spoofer... oh teerdick has been known to spoof... no i havent A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™. i dont know what youre talking about. [Part 2/2] * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ rolls his eyes.. ..yeah.. sure... uh huh.. so i get bored. wheres the crime in that? actually i withdraw that statement. that suggests it ws me. [cQt][F] i'm GAY | its true [Part 1/3] alright. now we actually have something. college girls gone crazy goes to summer camp 1st annual christmas special. Seven of nine will be our master of ceremonies,clad in a borg thong College girls gone crazy...the camera comes closer to the girls gone crazy. The photographer finds the wino on the beach and uses his confusion powers to make her take her top off. They be crazy hos! [Part 2/3] HIELDURANDAL, you've seen that video too? "girls gone wild" have you? i wanna get that vid, plinger... maybe on ebay... i wanna get the dvd...so i can watch it my room......with the door closed........ lol way to go alien! hmmm, wonder what you'd do then A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™? phreak, wouldnt you want to know...... [Part 3/3] not really, no watching adolescents jack off really is not my idea of fun * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ is 18, dangit i feel a quote coming on lol i'm glad i didn't have to take a fuck final... though i woulda probably made valedicktorian then... nicky makes me harder than a rock [Part 1/2] * Pe®§eµ§ hides the recordo figure PERSEUS YOU FUCKING SON OF A WHORE I WILL KILL YOU AND SHIT DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT AND RAPE YOUR MOTHER WITH A POOL STICK LUBED WITH MY OWN SPITTLE IF YOU EVER SAY RECORDO AGAIN DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME?!? !? [Part 2/2] *** Joins: N-Hyumin (Symbolic@zedt.srje.lxyq.tmdq.this.chat.server) IM NOT DONE HERE! FURTHERMORE I WILL BUTT FUCK YOUR CORPSE AND THEN I WILL FUCK YOUR DAD IN THE EAR WHILE YOUR LITTLE DOGGY SCREAMS IN PAIN FROM THE 18 INCH I PUT IN ITS ASS YOU FUCKING SON OF A .... WHORE that beats all the college stories I've heard yet GAW DAMN THESE GNAT IS TRYING TO EAT ME * Airborne101 jerks and jerks and from his mighty winamp penis shoots forth..... 2-=14 Queen - Fat Bottom Girls.MP3 2=-=1 5.87Mb 2=- 2--=14 WaRPeD V 1.0 2=-- * Iron-Monk is gonna be nice now for 15 min and not mention masturbation Is that possible, Iron-Monk? * Iron-Monk masturbates guess not I hate the smell of microwave pop corn damnit it smells like cat shit i tihnk that riddler looks really hot. a/s/l everyone 18/f/CA * jude beats....nm ?msg plinger³ can i be on top this time? fuck * bass-tid-lee turns bright red whatever happened to the sweet ol juno? i dunno no ic once, we almost made her take off her shirt in camera ive taken off my shirt on pc camera but i dont have huge bitties * Psykosonik touches riddlers bitties * Psykosonik giggles PhreakShowGirlie23 I LOVE YOU i know next * gega` blows one of those dog whistles * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ covers his ears * N-Hyumin grabs phil's hand WE ARE THE WORLD WE ARE THE CHILDREN WE DONT SUCK DICK FOR CASH, SO DAVE IS BITCHIN * N-Hyumin hugs phil * PhilMuckitt hugs back * N-Hyumin kisses phil's neck hey babe * PhilMuckitt looks at N-Hyumin seductively * N-Hyumin cuts to the chase and whips out his 2" schlong sorry N-Hyumin, you're gonna have to do better than that * Xenos© is watching whoose line is it anyways well as i said ill be in and out of her "Well dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians" * TrioMaxwell masturbates with jasoN's sex toys No one wants to rip my spin out..or my heart...not even break my neck...oh noooo..I just get eaten...why does every want to eat me?? Tressia ate me WHOOOHOOO And I liked it of course and why are you making me wet? myth likes you wet so do i word verb Word up CopyKween !! dangling participle Verb up Raven X! Prepostional phrase foo! my participle is always dangling becuase I wear boxers dave and psyko are lovers /msg dave i told you not to tell him you fucking asshole damn Psyko must be cheating on his hand, then, Xenos. His hand, or your lips. he takes psychos cock over to the heat treATING LAb and the inspector over theere says take him back 2 the grinder's size he still ain;t enev clos to 10,000 of an inch I HAVE GOTTEN LAID, JUST ASK MY HAND ppl that talks about sex and dicks and stuff like that just don't get any. lol AQUA I GET PLENTY OF DICK SO FUCK OFF IM GONNA GET PUSSY TONIGHT IF I HAVE TO PET THE CAT TO DO SO Roswell Quote #4: Max: "We’re going back." Liz: *points up* "Back?" -- Roswell: Episode #2ADA21: "The Departure" Roswell Quote #5: Michael: "I finally found home. But, the weird thing is its here, its on Earth." -- Roswell: Episode #2ADA21: "The Departure" Roswell Quote #6: Max: "How did I ever fall in love with someone like you? How could I ever marry you?" Tess: "You were different. You were a King. Now, you’re just a boy. If you kill me Max, you kill our son." -- Roswell: Episode #2ADA21: "The Departure" Roswell Quote #7: Isabel: "What happens now, Max?" Max: "I have to save my son." -- Roswell: Episode #2ADA21: "The Departure" Roswell Quote #8: Mrs. Evans: "Oh, my God, I gotta tell you some of these channels are awful. I mean do you realize there are people teaching cooking classes naked? There are people talking politics naked." Mr. Evans: "Politics? Really?" -- Roswell: Episode #2ADA21: "The Departure" ...how come hot dogs come in packages of 8, but buns come in packages of 6? I always figured iy that the bun people thought yyou'd be dead from eating all the crap in the hot dogs before you get to the 7th * Kaiser 10 is away 14-={[gone now]}=-10 Time is 14-={[ 12:29:06{AM} ]}=- 10 Kaiser Has been Gone 14-={[ 2hrs 59mins 59secs ]}=- Why is Kaiser even here? ...ya think somethin' happened to 'em? He probably knocked himself unconscious while he was jackin' off, his hand slipped..ya know? i am watching farscape.....they have a funny little frog man, and a nice young girl with white hair who seems to be a whore....what's a whore? What RedChocobo is currently thinking: Alcoholic Milk...I'll make Millions! somebody say something... something * VF-1S Veritech says something... something ha! i had the dots im the only 1 who got it right You win * RedChocobo gives Veritech a Toster and a Version of the "Say something..." homegame hey whats this button for ??? *** Quits: doughboy (doughboy_1954@tblq.skhb.vxxn.xblv.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) Asmo's my bud We're tight like spandex on Sally Struthers do you like jews? I like orange jews and grape jews, but I'm not crazy about grapefruit jews cranberry jews makes me pewpy i like to eat pussy while getting fucked... it's better [Part 1/2] i took my boyfriend out to a strip club tonight, right and his brothers and some friends and their girlfriends this damned dancer... i was up there to give her her dollar and stuff... and she pulled my damned shirt up and sucked my nipples right there in front of everybody [Part 2/2] AWESOME! yeah, it was... in a way but damn, did i really want his brothers to see my tits? no when the hot dog was invented were penises a factor? i will invent a food product that is one and the same to my penii the weiner is born! mr. frankfurter? YES? nm i tihnk that riddler tastes very good * Psykosonik wants to suck dick * Gay Heero Yuy wants to suck dick Gay Heero Yuy can we go out? plz? ur bf doesnt have to know in fact, he can come too 3some ok? gega` u love me hish not in the room gaw I have a rep oh, right HEY *** Psykosonik has quit IRC ((signed off)) *** Braveheart has joined #dominion THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR SKIRTS!!!! !sluts .P *** Pe®§eµ§`Z has joined #starwars you wanna do the pink power ranger don't you? yeah! i keep waiting for the ranger who is in touch with his feminine side.. the purple or rainbow ranger.. of he would be affectionately known as the rump ranger hey B£ª€k G®¥ph°n!! Hey what just hey man Cant you see im fuckin busy * B£ª€k G®¥ph°n goes back to doing nothing * Gay Heero Yuy tries to stick his dick in his floppy drive cant they make a port in the computer that i can put my dick in try the serial port,it's the right size Gay Heero Yuy * Pe®§eµ§`Z yawns, strecthes and cops a feel omfg off of me dont touch wat ya cant afford niggas 12O_O tif is a whore? ummm yes * Iron-Monk is broke * Pe®§eµ§`Z hands DiVa $5 oi!!!! 12NOW CAN WE DO IT wait a sec she owes you 2.50 change * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ hands DiVa $100 *wink* oi i cost more than that $1917826483 damn... * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ starts saving... *** Psykosonik changes topic to 'sometimes, when im alone, i masturbate on the status screen' *** Psykosonik changes topic to 'most of the time^' ew, you have a discusting nose.. its just.. a nasty line... ...ew GASTROF LOOKS LIKE BURT FROM SESAME STREET he doesnt look that good, dude yeah burt was hot ;) ;) * Iron-Monk is drinking some good shit * gastrof finds iron monk's drinking liquified fecal matter to be rude my dick is green :) * Heero Yuy thinks u should fuck ur mom, and then fuck ur mom's mom whoops wrong server IF THEY'RE EIGHT, ITS TOO LATE I LIKE TO GET THERE BEFORE THE HAIR ok, be serious are you seriously gay as in sucks dick irl? yea cool! you cant prove that im dryounk * VF-1S Veritech pulls out a dull pair of scissors heero...dont make me use these * Heero Yuy gets his crowbar come on hoe * VF-1S Veritech gets his shot gun try and mess with me * Heero Yuy gets his uzi * Heero Yuy loads it cum on .....ewwwwww no i wont cum on stupid queer barb has ops dude how did they get ops? she sucked a fat dick for about 4 years then glenn finally blew hot cum in her face and she got ops I'm just amazed that a reg has ops... that's bs no its not its true irl really? yes welcome to #chatdominion not just an mirc chat but also a communist nation! my scab is squishy.. REASH ME AT 3177845148 One time, I was laying down on the couch... and, I was looking at the wall, I was very sick.. On the wall was a Picture Of me... The way I looked at it, It was shaded, and It appear to be an Alien face looking at me, Weird eh? yeah I was so freaked, I just yelled for my dad. pokemon blows goats for pennies * gega` shits a statue of liberty [Part 1/2] did u know Sylvester Stallone started his movie career in the porn industry? yes lol i wanna find one of his pornos i cant imagine him banging some chick...he'd be like "YO ADRIAAA...ahhh shit baby that feels good..." [Part 2/2] he's banging some chick real hard, then he's like "i cant go on any longer" and then paulie's all "aint nuttin on earth gonna save ye now....cept maybe this!" "Lipton Brisk Ribbed Rubber here!" some chick accidentally bites his knob and he starts boxing the shit out of her i think the back street boys are cute. who doesnt? *murk i like them more than NSync [Part 1/2] i have a question what would be a worse way to die.. dying from massive radiation or decompression? i cant decide.. fiding out that dave is your dad lol thats not one of the options :P [Part 2/2] Well Psykosonik molecularly speaking the foundations of theoretical physics is quite obtrusive when observed under the ordinary laws of terrestrial science therefore, i conclude that all chimpanzees are homosexual i wonder what color 12smurfs12 turn when they cant breathe or get really cold when i was like 10 some punk dude was all "i bet your one of those kind that likes balls across the chin" and kuz i was lil i didnt know what the fuck that meant now i do and if i could go back in time i woulda nodded and winked A female computer consultant was helping a smug male set up his computer. She asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with. Wanting to embarrass the female, he told her to enter "penis". Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password. She almost died laughing at the computer's response: PASSWORD REJECTED.NOT LONG ENOUGH. storms are very stimulating. pussy black clouds of doom pulsating,heaving in the sky,crashing into eachother, heavy rains fall down onto everything. smothering rain. oddly sexual puffy black clouds dammit! yeah, HeilDurandal, i completely agree, storms SOOO turn me on * Psykosonik fudges himself HEILDURANDAL eats black market fetuses tastes like pork soaking in vineager after a while. The aftertaste is cold calamari. The skin is a little more rough but it's easy to pierce with your front teeth. It's like eating san orange Is this like the chat site for evil? yes this is the chat site of all that is evil bye *** Quits: Renendave (Renendave@jokx.pyuj.ksqq.lhug.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) i always choke and gag when i put a fag in my mouth god i wish i had a fag right now pregnant women shouldn't even look at fags i'm hopelessly addicted to fags surgeon general's warning: fags my be dangerous to your health omg, can you smell fag on my breath!? 4I'M 760-721-1570 reach me....anytime you want reach out and touch me * Sylia Stingray` goes afk to look in the fridge........ is there goat porn in Sylia's fridge? lol Nah, I'm betting it's under her matress That's where I used to keep my porn. Then my parents noticed I had two matresses. One normal and one made entirely out of porno mags jude masturbates zoo monkeys at least I masturbate SOMETHING!!!! * jude wants to pole dance I do that when I am drunk damn gnads on my monitor I hate young ...hermaphrodites or old ones for that matter ya like middle-aged ones then? EXACTLY ! has anyone ever takin a shit... thats like umm vibrating in your asshole and like when you actually go take a shit after holding it all day its like someone opened a faucet in yo' ass? man its like someone opened a hose or something.. ALL THE TIME man it stank too. like a mutha. OKAY PEOPLE THIS IS IT.. JENNIFER LOPEZ FALLS IN LOVE WITH A BUM THATS ABOUT THE WHOLE MOVIE ITS JUST SO FUCKEN STUPID I ASKED FOR MY MONEY BACK THEN THEY THREW ME OUT OF COURSE BUT STILL I WAS TRYIN TO PROVE A POINT jennifer lopez has sex with this bum on some rocks that was the best part.. listen to the title..ANGEL EYEZ but theres no fucken angel invovled!! well HE OR SHE HAS ANGEL EYEZ DUH THEY FALL IN LOVE HELLO WHAT U THINK ITS GONNA BE ABOUT WAR her eyes are brown. O HISH HABIT jude is a hunk magnet I am?? hunk of cheese... hunk of butter... hunk of egg... Have I mentioned Cass is a butthead? Big ol' meanie. EHEHEHEHE..... ehuh... ehuh.... ehuh.. You said "butt"... [Part 1/2] Anyone wanna be ircops? lol yoshi lol? You think I am joking? yes lol You just need my credit card number? no just ur social security number rowen my hostname is ACA1D8B7.ipt.aol.com And I have an o-line on scifi for it which means only I can have ircops [Part 2/2] so if you want ircops you have to be on my hostname OR get on my proxy server ACA1D8B7.ipt.aol.com port 1080 once you connect type /oper Yoshi gamma and you will be ircops! i've had a sore throat all week from where i was duct-taped to a pole and got water baloons thrown at me Duct-Raped to a Pole and got water balloons throwed at you? wtf? ..Duck-tape Duckraped lmao! Duckrape? ew...NOw ya got me thinking of it, ewww...EWW!!!! Whats the diffrent between spades & sex? · 3 inches?? If you have a bad partner, You better have a good hand 3 inches, lol i used to know a lot of people, then my alarm clock went off by my bed * Crash sucks her thumb and complains of diaper rash For my birthday, we went to a strip club... me and 3 friends... packed my car, and dropped about $50 each..... The last song of the night before we had to leave was "When I Think About You I Touch Myself" or somethin'.... Those fuckers got it stuck in their heads, cause of the awesome dancer that was dancing to that, and sang just that one part all the way home.... * Cassius is usually really good about money, unless they're paying him special attention (which they DO...) ARTANIS BACKWARDS IS SINATRA * Artanis throws a beanbag chair at Crash ow * Crash falls off her couch DAVE IS EVAD BACKWARDS RACECAR BACKWARDS IS RACECAR * Cassius screws a hotpocket, cause he's a scrub, don't get no love... I'm so white I'd blind you actually... every guy ive been with loves my smile.. and ya know a big smile can b a lot of help guys like your big mouth cuz they anticipate that you'll give 'em head DiVa nothing more, nothing less and ur point? at least i KNOW i give good head #PitchBlack topic: 7Sci-fi...the server not even a mother could love #DarkTower topic: |~'~²¤§| WELCOME TO SCIFI.............WE NEVER SAY EXCUSE ME |§¤²~'~| #Condominium topic: ¸.·`¯`·.¸¸.·`¯`·4What is 4Sex?....4Deisre, 4Passion, a quick 4Adrenaline 4Rush....4Craze and 4Crave, but mostly ~4º¤4Lu4st4¤º4~·`¯`·.¸¸.·`¯`·.¸ i molest dog poopoo :) i've fucked... and i've made love i prefer fucking fucking is not fun when you're mad/ it's like taking your agression out on some guys cock lol Crimson Skye angry sex rulez oh yah never mix molasses with icecream it will kill you! [Part 1/4] Tonight I was in a restaurant.. and I forgot what item on the menu gives me the shits... but I always do that, and it always looks good, so I always order it... anyways... we get done, we're about to leave in 2 cars, I'm driving one of them, and somebody takes too long, and I gotta go... so I go into the bathroom, and put one of those ass-gaskets on the seat. [Part 2/4] A guy comes in... He stands there, looking at the mirror.. I'm peaking out at him through the tiny slit in the door... Ok... so he just STANDS there, like he's WAITING for something... this is the only toilet stall, mind you... But I'm like... sending him mental messages, I'm all like "FUCK YOU BUDDY, I just GOT ON..." [Part 3/4] And he's sending me back mental messages like "I NEED TO GO... IF YOU DON'T HURRY UP, YOU WONT HAVE A CLEAN SINK TO WASH YOUR HANDS IN..." So I take my sweet time, cause the guy's being an ass. So I get up... And I look back down. [Part 4/4] The ass-gasket is about halfway into the toilet already... it's all wet and getting worse now.... And I'm standing there, thinking to myself... And I walk out... And I say to the guy... "It's a good thing they have those ass-gaskets. You never know who just used the toilet before you." And I walk out. anyone wanna chat with a hot-n-sexy chic, pm me * Cassius would chat with a hot and sexy CHICK... but chickens are lousy typers... all hunt and peck... <<<<< i had a lapdance the other night, Cassius sweet just don't tell Juno hehehe You know... when I get my own apartment... I'm gonna by orange juice by the gallon, and buy vodka by the half gallon... and I'm gonna dump out half the orange juice, and put the half gallon of vodka in the orange juice, and put THAT in my fridge... * ZeR0 † PRieST gropes himself * ZeR0 † PRieST gropes DiVa * Crimson Skye gropes in general * Cassius gropes... his dog... cause it's not cheating on anyone... cause it's his dog...... 17/f/CA here. blue eyes, brown longish hair, 5'5, 120lbs, looks like katie holmes. [cQt][F] 4I'M 760-721-1570 | that isn't really Pe®§eµ§`Z Zuniga, Jose 3782 Cameo Dr Oceanside, CA 92056 760-721-1570 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET OUT OF MY MIND ok jose i am supersandwichsam but dont give me green eggs and ham if you do i'll go on the lam and then may visit sweden and japan i dont know cuz i have no plan * supersandwichsam reveals that manda is a man sh. * supersandwichsam sprays AH down with Pam * supersandwichsam giggles as Pam complains [Part 1/2] *** Joins: johnedward (johnedward@hfdl.linj.gfpz.oeoc.this.chat.server) Wow. John! am i in the right room hehe hi MR EDWARD MY LIL BEAGLE PUP GOT RUN OVER BY A TRAIN WHEN I WAS LIL CAUSE I PUT THIS HUGE ROCK ON THE TRACK AND MADE THE WHOLE TRAIN DE-RAIL COULD U PLEASE LET ME TALK WITH THAT LIL GUY HE IS BOUT 40 YEARS OLD NOW BUT HE'S DEAD 40 2 [Part 2/2] THANK U MR EDWARED *** Quits: johnedward (johnedward@hfdl.linj.gfpz.oeoc.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) was the train a passenger train dave YES i loved it did you kill anyone damn i went high-tailin 2 crawl under the porch as all the cops ans shit came no body was killed though i never got caught mr edwaRD Alien Hunter is making Crimson Skye look sluty gee thanks Shadow X i thought i did that all on my own I tried channeling once......I just picked up espn from mexico ya know when you can't shit because you're too nervous because you're in the woods and you just ditched school?! the results look like this * Od¡n][777 points to VF-1S Veritech I shit on my science teacher and i wasn't very pleased AND I'D DO IT AGAIN ASSHOLE TEACH YOU TO GIMME AN F * M‡gªde†H gives Od¡n][777 an F made out of feces F = FECES BREAKFAST BREAKFAST BREAKFAST HEY DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANYTHING THAT CAN CHANGE .AVI TO .MPG? YA MY HAIRY ASS SERIOUSLY? YES * M‡gªde†H SHOVES HIS .AVI WAY UP ODIN'S ASS * Od¡n][777 launches it back out as an .MPG SWEET! * M‡gªde†H GIVES ODIN A PECK ON THE CHEEK THANKS HON Free Gullibility test. Click here ---> 1,4[] whenever i shit in a public facility, i always like....look up at the ceiling and look for like a lil hole or something where there could possible maybe sorta kinda be a camera, and smile and wave my buttocks at it wont you be...my neighbor no I'LL BE YOUR ASS....NEIGHBOR will you suck...my penis no for a nickel you name it......I've pewped it #Clan`Eve topic: 13,0<0,13>6,13<13,6>2,6<6,2>1,2<2,1>0,1 Quote of the day Elf Prince§§ † "oh Zidane Hakubi...don't hate me cause I am sexy." Zidane Hakubi "sexy.... more like a short tempered tomboy with all the charms and grace of a wart-hog." AND " all animals, all naked" 2,1<1,2>6,2<2,6>13,6<6,13>0,13<13,0> * Obi-Wan-Rockstar likes Gay nekked monkey wrestling...... #moya topic: 12,1¸6.13¤11·12°6‘13º11ø12º6’13°11’12º6·13¤11±12¤6.15 In space no one can hear you scream for eye scream 6.12¤11·13°16‘12º6ø13º11’12°6’13º11·12¤6±13¤11.12¸ so blow me me too #dragonballz topic: 11,12the road to 8HaPPineSS11 is always under 8C1o8N1S8T1r8U1C8T1i8o1N111,8 hello....are your tuna lips made of devormed comic book staples? no, but my hair style is linted from fresh kittens I HAVE AN IDEA IMA MOLEST YOU IN PM, AND BLAME SPOOFERS * Psykosonik RIPS YOUR CLOTHES OFF YES! ew damn spoofers old men r cool they don't know a goddamn thing though oh shit. I just got back from swimming shrinkage has occured.... GAH. I went to my friend's grandmpa's house and I walk up and he looks at me and says 'WHO'S THIS JERK?!" I punched him in the nose and started crying... no no you didnt YES HUH [Part 1/2] I just bit a squirrel's head off IRL ... sure ... I DID DAMNIT I'M NOT A SKINNY LIL NERD SITTING IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER I'M A SCARY BUFF EVIL GUY WHO KILLS SQUIRRELS [Part 2/2] lol Od¡n sure.. ... I'M NOT A SKINNY LIL NERD I MEAN C'MON WHO AM I? VT a fat little nerd? I wanna be Lara Croft.... :( *sigh* me too I LIKE THROWING SOCKS FULL OF CUM AT HOMELESS PPL HOMELESS PEOPLE LIKE TO TAKE THE SOCK TO A SPERM BANK AND GETTING MONEY I'm getting a tattoo on my ass of a gila monster pulling a stick out of my crack 12The New A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ Action Figure! 4,12WITH HASH AND DIRTY PICTURES! *** Quits: KIRK©¤ (Just When You Think You Got The World By The Balls It Bites Them Off!@eezt.ftiw.araj.vwmg.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) [Part 1/6] * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ has a tv, PS1, dvd player, the pc...bed, bookhelf.....and lots of other crap in his room I HAVE A TV AND VCR AND PSX AND PS2 AND 64 AND DRESSER AND A COUPLE SHELVES AND A BED AND CLOSET AND STUFF * Od¡n][777 wins [Part 2/6] WELL I HAVE A DVD PLAYER..MY OWN COMPUTER..CD BURNER...WATER BED..PLENTY OF FURNITURE..TOILET..AND A FRIDGE IN MY ROOM I HAVE CARPET IN MY ROOM O O! MINES BLUE AND BLACK AND GRAY o yeah..stereo WITH SPEAKERS TALER THEN ME MINE IS MULTI COLORED TO MATCH MY OFFPINK WALLS [Part 3/6] I HAVE TWO GUITARS AND AN AMP omg......I dont even know what color my carpet is I think it's.......tan-ish I ALSO HAVE A TOUCH SENSITIVE LAMP AND A BOX OF TISSUES I ALSO HAVE TWO GUITARS AND A PA SYSTEM AND A BOOTH SO NO SOUND COMES OUT [Part 4/6] WHEN I PRACTICE O YEAH WELL I HAVE STAINED GLASS WINDOWS DEPICTING THE END OF THE WORLD AND A 24K GOLD SHANDEELEER I HAVE A PURE GOLD WHIP I HAVE A CLONING LABORATORY AND FULL SCALE AIRPORT IN MY ROOM AND I ALSO HAVE A SET OF YAMAHA DRUMS [Part 5/6] I HAVE A SAWED OFF SHOT GUN WITH A SHIMMERING DIAMOND TRIGGER hey manda what would you whip with a pure gold whip? IT JUST STAYS THERE ON THE 20 BY 10 SHELF MADE OF STAINLESL STEAL ALONG WITH MY NINJA STARS I have a comically appealing giant mallet in my room [Part 6/6] I have a built in dungeon too full of mexicans THE FIRST LADY IS GAGGED AND LOCKED IN MY CLOSET ALONG WITH MY STATUE I STOLE FROM THAT MOVIE WITH SHARLIE SHEEN IN WHICH THE GUY PRAYS TO IT FOR ..NM SHIT I have a 1/6 scale model of disneyland in my room * Crimson Skye wears men's t-shirts.... * B£ª€k G®¥ph°n wears womens panties.... oh wait you werent suppose to know that..SHIT Toucha toucha toucha toooooouch me...I wanna be diiiiiiiiirty..... * Rowen wonders why Cassius is always in her quotes. Stay outta my QUOTES. heh Can I still get in your pants? For a dollar. * Cassius gives Rowen $3.50 tree fiddy. dick van dyke is a dirty old man goes to the newground.com and then say the DBZ undress-up chick who you unwrap the layers,the southern region is covered in more,and when you click on thew pussy it goes cheeseburgwewr~! * ME fucks his floppy drive oh yes, floppy drive IF CUM WAS CHOCOLATE ID LIKE PUT SEMEN INTO A JAR AND SELL IT TO THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY HERSHEYS WOULD NEVER TASTE THE SAME Psykosonik is Kev@suuk.hooj.kokk.yumm.this.chat.server * Kevin go to banana republic and spend $60 on a plain white t-shirt iv..never heard of banana republic I LIVE IN YUMA WE BUY CLOTHES AT WAL GREENS [Part 1/2] HEY EVERYBODY GUESS WHAT JUNO GOT ARRESTED lol damn for what robbery lol what a sinner yeah sheesh i called her a klepto many times she's gonna stop now what did she attempt to steal this is the funny part [Part 2/2] her friend dared her to steal two candles.....and some mentos......cause she wanted some mentos by the time u tried to steal something u could have bought the caca and walked away yeah oh well she's been stealin stuff for a few months but now she's stopping cause she has to find $500 i had a dick in mine  the other day I never put a pepsi bottle between my boobs.... Why not? there are other things that go better between boobs.... Well that's truuuuuue Sylia... But how often does THAT happen, hmmm? when your married, OFTEN g'damn... you married women are nasty.... I like it. *** Joins: INTERCOURSE (hmm@yafw.xvfa.muof.oeoc.this.chat.server) *** Quits: DiVa (yep@xbjb.xxyk.smom.kstn.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) *** Quits: devo (devo@aifc.irnu.qgsk.tmdq.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) *** Quits: ma®¢ia ¤  (_@vxyl.hcak.ryba.oeoc.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) 1112{4~12\4£11aughs 4O11ut 4£11oud1112/4~12} Well, that intercourse blew me away. . . . pink inside pussys clit pussy jucies pussy hair pussy orgasm pussy lips Oh Q, you're such a turn on pink inside pussssy didnt know that hmm youre only suppose to have sex if youre married oh dear now you tell me 1112{4~12\4£11aughs 4O11ut 4£11oud1112/4~12} #BotTestLab topic: http://www.BinaryTopia.com/ctrlaltdel2.jpg - BotTestLab Custom Keyboards: All you'll ever need to run Windows [Part 1/2] [cQt][1366] go to banana republic and spend $60 on a plain white t-shirt iv..never heard of banana republic I LIVE IN YUMA WE BUY CLOTHES AT WAL GREENS | that'sa pharmacy! didn't she mean WAL MART? no she meant wal greens its supposed to be a joke what does she wear, toilet paper and paper towels? [Part 2/2] actually she is naked most of the time she just walks around with censored bars on her and censored panties too, i hope They just blur the good parts. Like on Cops. anyone ever read a poem called "The Flea"? It's a love poem from back in the Victorian Era, if I recall.. It's about a guy trying to convince a woman to have sex. And he argues that the flea bites them both, and they share their blood... so why can't they share their love? In the end, the woman squashes the flea, and the man laments... * PsykosoniK likes the BSB dudes ITS NOT MY FAULKT TTHEY TURN ME ON * gega` shits a dog I WANT TO FUCK U LIKAN ANIMAL I WANT TO FEEL U FROM THE INSIDE I FEEL DRUNK BUT IM SOBER i feel straight but I'm....... nm MAN..LAST NIGHT I GOT LAID I WAS SO WASTED! #BotTestLab topic: I knew it was a mistake to invest my retirement fund into 'pogs' and 'trolls' #dragonballz topic: 6 Steps To Make My Life Easier: 1. Get On Your Kneez 2. Get Your Mouth Ready 3.Unzip My Pants 4. Suck My Cock 5. Choke On It 6. Die... - Adam Trey: "I like it when girls run." what guy doesn't??? Trey: "I like pie" again... what guy doesn't??? You like tequila, Rowen? Yup. With the "fluff". lime, salt... * Timelord pretends he's a giant lime * Rowen sucks the lime. Wait. Woohoo! * gastrof slaps his keyboard for misspelling "tantrum" * N-Hyumin slaps gastrof's butt for being so damned sexy YOUR ALL FAKE * Perseus`Z pokes himself irl 12whaddya know 12i'm real ouch, that hurt Perseus`Z 12O_O * Perseus`Z pokes himself again oooh, don't poke there * Perseus`Z plays with himself so, when you go off to college, are you still gonna be here to provide us with this fine entertainment M‡gªde†H? what college? :P you just graduated... aren't you going to college? you wanna pay? uh.. no lol i'm paying for my own right now gotta turn alot of tricks to pay tuition #BotTestLab topic: Last night, as I sat alone in my moment of deepest, darkest despair, trying to summon the courage to pull the trigger, Jesus appeared before me. He laid a gentle hand on my shoulder and asked, "Do you happen to know how the season finale of 'The West Wing' ended last week?" I said, "No, o Lord, I don't." He said, "Well, thanks anyway," and then He left. [Part 1/2] c yas *** Quits: DiVa (fwor@nnpb.oyih.smom.qxrd.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) I THINK I MIGHT HAVE UPSETED HER? why is she all RAR IM A SEX MANIAC..HA. its the sex I dont know maybe she thinks its cool i bet shes a hooker with a peanut [Part 2/2] lol gawd slike my moma told me dont give up your cherry or it will rotten NOBODY WANTS TO BUY THE WHOLE TRUCK WHEN YUR GIVIGN OUT ALL THE POPSICLES DONT SPREAD YOURE SACRED GOODS OR THEY WILL NO LONGER BE IN DEMAND or something [Part 1/2] Okay. It goes something like this. (god, she's gonna tell it....) There was a male whale and a female whale... And they were swimming around. Hush Skye. And the male askes the female... How bout we go swim under that whaling ship, and blow air through our blowholes and tip them over. She says, okay. [Part 2/2] So, they do it, and I'll be damned if it doesn't flip over. But... The sailors start swimming to shore because they are close... So, the male says... Hey, let's go gobble them up before they reach land. And she says to him... I was in this for a blowjob, but I'm NOT going to swallow seamen. I have so GOT to stop drinking and chatting. While Alien is here. I WAS WORKINGO ON THE THE MOVIE WITH MARTIN LAWRENCE AND HE WAS ALL "YEEEEEEAH" AND TOOK MY BUTT AND I BLED FROM THE BUTT CUZ HE TOOK MY BUTT AND CUMMEED IN IT EWWWW ROFFLE TEEHEHEHEHE JACKASS SHUT THE FUCK UP PSYKO N CARDBOARD BEST FRIENDS FORERVER HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH * N-Hyumin walks seductively up to Sir-Nolte1, kisses his neck, removes his shirt, and sexily pulls out his 2" penis OHH BABY * N-Hyumin blows on that monster * N-Hyumin rides the wind narsty gaw slike a tated porno in this room after hours * N-Hyumin does the same to gega my peanut is 6" thank u PhilMuckitt: wtf is *murk* KhaosWelkin: like the noise your ass would make if you put grape jelly on it and fingered your ass with a mic right there KhaosWelkin: actually i think its closer to the sound that your butthole would make if you put an electric screwdriver up there and let it spin for a week, then you fingered your butt with grape jelly on your finger and recorded it what is the right amount of nut sweat to consume and still keep a trim body? * Cassius has a PC, a kickass and bright TV, a PS1, two bookshelves, his bed, a large toolbox that belongs in a garage, a shitload of magazines, two armoires, two dressers, and a fireplace that he can burn evidence in... I win. OH OH OH.... and a two-deck VCR, that can record copyrighted films... Forgot to mention that. i am hella immature I LOOK UP HENTAI FOR GODS SAKE * Pe®§eµ§`Z does no such thing Pe®§eµ§`Z lies * Pe®§eµ§`Z does not even know anything about japanese amine porn * Shawna † molests herself. * Shawna † likes it * M‡gªde†H helps Shawna † * Shawna † likes it ;) lol.. it's like "MOLEST ME!" every1 molest shawna!!! * all of dominion dog piles shawna in my past life I was a hampster named vladamir macleod blows goats for pennys * M‡gªde†H looooooooooves his sister's boobies * Heero Yuy gets puts the vacuum hose down his pants oooooooh yea oooooh HOOVER!!! Noone sucks as good as you!!! #BotTestLab topic: Best Shirt Ever: "If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son... bring him unto the elders of his city... And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you....." Deuteronomy 21:18-21 on the back, and on the front of the shirt "Stone disobediant children for Jesus." #AKIRA topic: Britney Spears - 'I dont wear skimpy outfits to look sexy...i wear them so i dont sweat' Soul - 'Yeah and Sailor Moon is quality kids entertainment' notice his name isnt :deaf tone.....it's deaft one.....and the first word is misspelled 1-800-FUCK-ME having sex with a toothbrush gives you a new definition of oral sex He had a heart attack while we were... um.. nm people can get stuck like that, timmy What a way to go! toss on B£ª€k G®¥ph°n fuck off Diva * DiVa  fucks off * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ watches * VF-1S Veritech gets out the video camera * Timelord would like that on video puff the magic dragon, lived by the sea... I will give fiddy dollars to whomever can finish the song... Puff, the magic dragon lived on a shelf. No one ever played with Puff, so Puff played with himself LOL CROSE ENOUGH! I didn't know you were Japanese, Cassius * gega` farts. NOTHING LIKE MORNING THUNDER [Part 1/2] i play poker 31 blackjack ...slam..or what ever its called your not even old enough to know if you like girls let alone gamble lol i have played go fish w/ magic cards...thats how board i was in a study hall once FUCK U BG [Part 2/2] lmao at least im still young enough to get it up hey man..my shit still works great ya.....w/ a pill... so i need a 7 Viagra to have a good time..WHATS IT TO YOU Meany I PLAYED WITH MYSELF my last name is shitbrown SHITBROWN?!?! Man... the people at Ellis Island had fun with your family, didn't they.. Sir-Nolte blows goats for pennies DO ME *DUR NUR NUR, NUR NUR NUR* GO GO POWER RAAAAAANGEEEEERS * Od¡n][777 was the green ranger back in 1st grade on the playground... I pulled out the dragon dagger and showed it to the pink ranger DID YOU EVER SEE THAT MOVIE WHERE THE GUY FUCKS THE LADY? I SAW IT ON PLAYBOY LAST NIGHT you found my mom and dad's unlabeled video? shit. [Part 1/2] damn well Ima go cause I need to get ready for my 'date' GEGA HAS A DATE NO SHIT :-) It's ok gega. I'm just jealous cause I can't date people. why not, Cassius? [Part 2/2] * Cassius has to date goats and look at goat porn Because. DON'T QUESTION MY LOGIC. what logic? DAMN YOU! I SAID DON'T QUESTION MY LOGIC, EVEN IF IT'S NONEXISTENT! [cQt][1417] I PLAYED WITH MYSELF | WHEN I SAID PLAY WITH MYSELF I WAS TALKING ABOUT PLAYING WITH MYSELF WITH POGS * Timelord doesn't want to know where the pogs end up [Part 1/2] how are ya all?? not too bad even if I should have been in Michigan this weekend time you were in michigan this weekend!?? no I wasn't, but I wanted to be [Part 2/2] ahhh should have came over!had a great bonfire last night! now you tell me my fav bra is still missing!i got tripledog dared to climb the flagpole and hook it up there!hehehe this morning it was gone!lol! And I missed it? Darn! * gega` rolls aroun in the sand in mens underwear in black and white I have a tendancy to rub off on people [cQt] Added quote number 1430: I have a tendancy to rub off on people A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™!!!!!!!!!! woohoo A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ got her screaming your name ;) * Crimson Skye is having a bad-spelling night... kinda like a bad hari dau * gega` reads some ghost stories * M‡gªde†H pees his pants You know what I hate? Exotic dance clubs... they don't even get naked. They just dance.. exotically. you like mango from SNL FUCK NO I DON'T. You can not have DE CASSIUS... Have you ever had two men horny at the same time? oh yeah! *** Joins: Brooke¤ (SexyAngel@ecls.ilsj.npzr.vwmg.this.chat.server) I dunno...... it still could've been better with a 20 minute lesbian scene.. * Cassius is the king of awkward opening moments.. [Part 1/2] i'm gonna go find some sex see ya * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ goes afk k He'll be back... soon. 1 2 3 4 hmm 5? [Part 2/2] wow.. that was great... aha! Jesus... you are quick. i don't think he was with Jesus.... You are always with Jesus.. even when you're screwing a 2-dolla hookah. AS LONG AS YOU HAVE HIM IN YOUR HEART... IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO HAS YOU IN THEM. WOULD U LIKE A NEW! FROM FRITO LAY LAYS BRAND SANTA FE RANCH FLAVORED POTATO CHIPS NET WT. 51/2 oz ( 155.9g) ? yes gega` thank you lol GUARANTEED FRESH UNTIL PRINTED DATE JULY 24 $1.49 * manda pms gega * gega` gets excited o so we're doing it in here Me and Talia and Smitty all went to Smitty's grandmother's house, and we swam in the pool there... Then we walked ALL AROUND town...in skimpy shorts and bikini tops :P And I looked like the biggest ho cause my friends had on tankinis at least, but mine was a full-fledged bikini So I was like, bustin out KiTTiEFrEaK11 <----------- Screen name for AOL Instant Messanger for a female whore no thanks. i've had my share My body is like...ouchies right now we must've walked at least 7 miles....in FLIP FLOPS I need a big, strong medic to give me a sponge bath :) Will you settle for big strong sponges? It's nice to know that someone get's into more trouble than I do gee thanks Timelord what a guy! any time, Crimson Skye and I DO mean any time...... hey! yes?> now? [Part 1/2] I dont even like to be around when Im involved in something frkeay much less care what someone else is doing slike if u heard someone yell rape u wouldnt do anything..cause u'd think they were goofing around, sadly enough and u wouldnt want to get involved [Part 2/2] * Cassius was trying to find a non-offensive way of saying "I'd still respond to rape.", but it couldn't be done without Alien Hunter probably wanting to quote it... watch him quote this.... the bastard. ;-) I don't think a woman CAN rape a man wanna try, timmy? "You can jab him in the ribs... you can turn him on his side... you can even put a pillow over his head!" <-- women will KILL their husbands if they have a snoring problem... I'm gonna clone myself then kill the clone just for the thrill of murder. The police wont be able to touch me because technically it'd be suicide * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ is away (12Reason:4 afk bbs...) since 11:15:14 pm. AwayPager is on, AwayLog is on * Od¡n][777 grabs A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™'s ass while he's gone lol shit. I had a dream last night where I saved a girl's life. It was weird.......she had like....pink hair. But it was weird because she kissed me then we made out and I woke up all 'OMG' i had that dream once maybe twice but the girl's hair was blue WITH A GIRL!?! NO SHIT! [Part 1/2] I actually have had dreams where I was here... I'm so pathetic I think I have had one where I met VT or something......but....it was the kinda thing where in the dream you knew it was VT......though it was probably nothign like him [Part 2/2] then we kissed I woke up with a boner i've done that before too u woke up w/ a boner shawna? yup omg! Mornin wood ... hey.. I'm gettin one right now just thinkin about it... 14,1   www.HolyScrew.com    well holy screw me.. * M‡gªde†H holy screws the hell outta Shawna † * Shawna † likes it..? I ADMIT IT I LIKE IT I had a dream about A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ but I'd really rather not tell you about how we made dear sweet love all night in my subconscious... you give me a boner baby ;) The Welch juice kid scares me Horribly me too :| anybody wanna cyber *** Lady Delphie † has joined #dominion TELL ME ABOUT YOUR SHWEATY WEINER O IS THAT A FOOTLONG MM lick me SHIT PISS FUCK CUNT COCK SUCKER MOTHER FUCKER TITS FART TURN N'TWAT I'm not gonna walk up to just anybody on the street and go "has your ass had a tongue bathing in a while?" * Cassius strips Crimson Skye and runs away with her clothes HEY! * Cassius is currently away ... Reason: eating, doing weird things with Crim's clothes * Pe®§eµ§`Z stares.. * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ takes pictures keep them, Cassius. i don't want them back now. *snap* *snap* HEY! *snap* sadich 163 wood river avenue wood river illinois I DONT HAVE ANY FINGERS * kwanzaa timmy 10,1is listening to 12,2(11,12)4,5(7,4)14,1(15,14)4,1 my gay uncle - I Want It That Way.mp3 15,14(14,1)7,4(4,5)11,12(12,2)4,1 2.92MB 12,2(11,12)4,5(7,4)14,1(15,14)10,1 kwanzaa timmy's Mp3s 15,14(14,1)7,4(4,5)11,12(12,2) psst.....timmeh....is your uncle really gay? CAN I HAVE HIS PHONE NUMBER? PLZ * Cassius wants to propose on a subway.. get on his knee.... hold out the ring... ring shines in the flourescent lamps... people looking all around... if we're in New York City, his wallet will get picked from his pocket... her purse will get stolen... and then before he can pop the question, he'll pop a boner, as a stop comes suddenly and his face is tossed into his (HOPEFULLY!) bride-to-be's crotch * Cassius sighs.. dreaming... 1 word shut up damn mariah carrey is a ho she's practically leaving nothing to the imagination have u seen her videa sall "LOOK AT MY BOOBS" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT! * gega` falls to her knees crying poor feeger ran out of shit im not gay, my b/f is I see. And you're a guy, right? yea And you have a boyfriend, right? yea Do you see the problem with your logic? damn my mom told me i gotta shovel my room tomorrow * M‡gªde†H cries [Part 1/2] * M‡gªde†H helps Crimson Skye take a shower because she's unable to perform that action on her own because of her mental handicap hey! yeeeeeeeeeees? hitting close to home there... i prefer Mentally Challenged hehehe ok [part 2/2] :P * M‡gªde†H helps Crimson Skye take a shower because she's unable to perform that action on her own because of her mental CHALLENGEDNESS i don't care, as long as i get to help you take a shower woohoo I DIDN'T NOW N-Hyumin WASN'T WEANED I AM WEANED I JUST LIKE TIT tittie baby * kwanzaa timmy 10,1is listening to 12,2(11,12)4,5(7,4)14,1(15,14)4,1 zebrahead - playmate of the year.mp3 15,14(14,1)7,4(4,5)11,12(12,2)4,1 4.27MB 12,2(11,12)4,5(7,4)14,1(15,14)10,1 kwanzaa timmy's Mp3s 15,14(14,1)7,4(4,5)11,12(12,2) PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR mhmmm * DiVa looks at Cassius * Cassius eyes DiVa * DiVa winks ;P What, he's just a man...he needs some freakin' poontay 0_0 * Cassius nods to timmeh * Iron-Monk hands kwanzaa timmy an empty Mountain Dew can ty .... * kwanzaa timmy crushes it between her boobs fuck u Iron-Monk die and go to hell i just thought people got it on for fun There is another reason to get it on? shouldn't be IM GONNA GET A SWORD AND WALK AROUND AND CUT PPLS HEAD OFF CHANTING THERE CAN BE ONLY 1 * Timelord hopes they have the death penalty in PsYKoSoNiK's state * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ hopes so too, Timelord * PsYKoSoNiK hopes Timelord fucks off soon So Do I! * Timelord needs it bad LOL I need to wash my hair I need to wash my ass I need to cleanse my eurethra I have tits equivelant to an 80 year old i have to piss but I don't wanna get up just go in your pants it's what I do except I'm usually wearing a skirt * Iron-Monk pisses in his pants mommy wow I'm a big kid now * Od¡n][777 struts around in his pink pull-ups * Od¡n][777 cries when the magic stars fade DAMNIT I WAS FEELING SO CONFIDENT WE ARE THE WORLD WE ARE THE CHILDREN MY NUTS ARE SAGGING BAD SO LETS START GIVING (HEAD) * M‡gªde†H gives N-Hyumin head screw you * M‡gªde†H screws A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ agh! .....hard ;) * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ kix M‡gªde†H off WON'T QUOTE THAT ONE, WILL YA HAHA I WILL damn * M‡gªde†H kicks Od¡n][777 out then cybers with A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ I am not here I am lookin at a web page so don't touch me (porn) no online IQ test odin what site? (www.9yearoldboys.com/ass) www.iqtest.com Iron-Monk pedophile ... I am not a pedophile he doesn't deny looking at 9 year old girls WHO DOESN'T?!?! ...i mean... (shit) lil girls are hot They don't get interesting until they are at least 14 or 15 WHEN THE GETS BREASTSTSTSTS thank god for PE classes.....when we'd combine classes [Part 1/2] WHO ARE THE COOLEST PPL WHO COME HERE I SAY ME ME AND ACTUALLY Asmodeus N-Hyumin Per§eu§ UH MEGADETH RIDDLER KILLA [Part 2/2] AND AND AND MR. ROGERS AND AND YOUR MOM AND AND YOUR MOM AND AND YOUR MOM AND YOUR MOM YEAH THAT BITCH TOO some one suck me *slurp 12ONE TIME  12IN DOMINION  *** Quits: bigolehardthing (bigolehardthing@ofao.pcbg.oaaj.odwg.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) 12I SAW A PENIS BLOWIN ANOTHER PENIS  *** Quits: big-hairy-hard-limp-dick (KeV@nnpb.gjaw.qwyp.vwmg.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) 12AND THEN THEY BOTH LEFT  12FAGS  my girlfriend is going to be in a big lesbian sex fest and if i could go i could film it but i can't go :( If you had a beeper that vibrated, no one would ever see or hear from you again      Why do I put up with this abuse? I LIKE THE WAY YOUR SHWEATY BALLS SMELL * nicky DRESSES UP AS A NURSE AND KNOCKS ON THE DOOR "I HEARD THAT U WERE FEELING ILL, HEADACHE, FEVER, AND A SHILL,..I CAME TO HELP RESTORE YOUR HEALTH..CUZ IM THE NURSE THAT LIKES TO.." my penis told me it would brb that was 5 years ago Detachable penis, Iron-Monk... I warned you. * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ is back (12Back from:4 Lookin' at goat porn...brb afk...) Gone for 10mins 33secs welcome back, you goat porn lookin' at motherfucker lol thank ya * Cassius greets his friends like that in real life a lot "welcome back, bitches." "'sup, sexy?" "n'much man. same old shit, different day. got the beer?" "yeap, sure do." "you cunts are so nice to me." ^typical conversation What's better than seeing a woman wrestle? seeing 2 woman wrestle? * Cassius shakes his head at Steve Seeing her box. * Steve don't get it * Cassius draws Steve a picture: 6(13/\6) oh.....to busy looking at goat porn, fogot what regular porn looks like kwanzaa timmy your friend? she's my girl how's'at? * Pe®§eµ§ raises an eyeborw well when she asks and i accept it kinda works out that way wait wait wait... you two are together? yeah o_o... what happened to Thanato$, or whomever? #pitchblack topic: A$$TRONAUTS LAND ON URANUS Guys have it lucky.. they can stand and pee we can too.. but it goes down our legf I stood and peed once lol ive done that once I did it in the woods actually chatrooms are where all the nerdy wussy people irl go to be all tough and mean if uve noticed its somewhat true...like tall man and all those other morons irl they couldnt hold their own if they tried [Part 1/2] its kinda scary when you have a 120 lb dog in your house and you make a sandwich and it stares at you then you explain that the only way it's gonna get the sandwich is if it kills you and it nods at you just a little scary.. what kinda dog rottweiler ooo the thing could kill me easily kinda....unnerving... [Part 2/2] i guess its kinda nervous that i'm gonna fuck it in the ass while its sleeping, too it all balances out ew. mwahahahahahahahha thats what you say, till you see the condom in its butt the next morning then you say "e....*puke*" #Tien Dynasty topic: 11,12 La, la la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la.... First you take the pink, and then some blue, and then the green! And then more pink and then a dash of blue! Coloring! Coloring! Coloring! Grab another color! Boo-ba-boo! Look, I drew us!13,6 mmmhmm...9,3 Busdriver! Are we there yet? oldin always call me old geezer i must b bout a 500 year oldyeller .... old yeller got shot dave keep that in mind [Part 1/2] 12* Crimson Skye thinks Asmodeus may be losing it..... i still got it! * Pe®§eµ§ shakes his ass WHAT??? * Lady Delphie † whistles at Pe®§eµ§ * Pe®§eµ§ stops A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ from puttin a $5 in his thong [Part 2/2] lol.. what i said in that quote was reply to someone else.. not your ugly hairy ass... 12-æ0,12æ¸2,12`æ12,2æ¸1,2`æ2,1æ¸0,1 0I12s Away Now. Reason:0 brb 2,1`æ1,2æ¸12,2`æ2,12æ¸0,12`æ12,0æ- yeah.. right... * Pe®§eµ§ shakes his head eww.. quit that Pµ®§e. 'sgross... 12what a perv... ty pervs make everything a little dirtier imagine. the world would be all clean and stuff if not for pervs. * Crimson Skye praises the pervs [Part 1/2] * Pe®§eµ§ pounces kwanzaa timmy and sits on her lap eep! * kwanzaa timmy is pounced and sat apon! :) * kwanzaa timmy wraps her arms around Pe®§eµ§ * M‡gªde†H pounces Pe®§eµ§ and sits on his lap * kwanzaa timmy is squished * Pe®§eµ§ wraps his arm around M‡gªde†H 12;) ooooooo ;) [Part 2/2] * M‡gªde†H makes out with Pe®§eµ§ for 5 minutes * Crimson Skye pounces M‡gªde†H and Pe®§eµ§ and breaks up the lovey crap DAMN I ONLY GOT FIVE MINUTES WORTH THANKS TO CRIMSON SKYE sorry. had to do it. * kwanzaa timmy makes out with Crimmy to get even * M‡gªde†H video tapes it woohoo Yimmy!! I wish I were in dominion right about now. I can only imagine what they're up to now I wish I were in dominion right about now. I can only imagine what they're up to now *** Parts: M‡gªde†H (HolyScrew@cgns.dzju.cwhq.vwmg.this.chat.server) i wish i were in dominion, too *** Joins: M‡gªde†H (HolyScrew@cgns.dzju.cwhq.vwmg.this.chat.server) wb? I MISS JUNO /ME CRIES * M‡gªde†H goes for the next best thing hey Pe®§eµ§, what's yer sign? ;) * Crimson Skye misses buddyweiser * Crimson Skye goes for the next best thing hey kwanzaa timmy.... what's your bra size? woohoo! I'll tell ya in pm ;) i'm a 3A cup ;) i'm...proud? [Part 1/2] * kenni2317 hands out cookies to everyone ty for the cookie! I do it all fr the cookie mmmm! the cookie mmmm! so u can take the cookie and stick it in my yum! stick it in my yum! stick it in my yum! [Part 2/2] me like cookie with big C! Tha's Me... The Big C... stickin' it to ya with da cookie... Gonna get some nookie from ya, for the night is done... reach in.. get some... lick it off my fingers, cause it's you hon.... yum. * N-Hyumin is happy cuz he's gonna get lotsa sex this summer * Cassius sees N has stocked up on vaseline... * Cassius is happy he has two working hands i bet in the whole room, al has the biggest dick i can just imagine his 320542 inch penis in my butt afk masturbating 6,1Had a life. Got a modem. 26711.833333 <-- Al's penis is this long in feet. that must suck i mean if u got an erection w/ a penis that big..ud..die from the lack of blood AngelGirl........you're a bit slow aren't you? what? * Crimson Skye goes to her basement and locks the door * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ hears moaning coming from the basement... wt... h grrrrrrrr.......this fly is being the random dick in my day......pissin me off you get alot of random dicks in your day, kwanzaa timmy? lol, no not every day suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure *murk* so u slept with your sister yeah [Part 1/2] A young girl asked her mother, "Where do babies come from?" Well dear" the mother explained " Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go to bed and hug and kiss and have sex." The little girl looked puzzled. "That means that Daddy puts his penis in Mommy's vagina. That's where babies come from." [Part 2/2] "Oh I see" replied the daughter. "But the other night when I came in your room, you had Daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?" she asked. "Anything, I want honey" the mother replied [Part 1/4] A pregnant woman walks into a bank, and lines up at the first available teller. Just at that moment, the bank gets robbed. She is shot 3 times in the stomach and is rushed to the hospital. After surgery, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor says, "Oh! You are going to have triplets! Each one has a bullet lodged in its stomach, but don't worry, the bullets will pass through their system in a matter of years." [Part 2/4] Soon after, the woman has 3 children--2 girls and a boy. Twelve years later, one of the girls comes up to her mother and says "Mommy, I've done a very strange thing!" Her mother asks her what happened and her daughter replies, "I passed a bullet into the toilet." The woman comforts her and explains all about the accident at the bank. [Part 3/4] A few weeks later, her other daughter comes up to her with tears in her eyes. "Mommy, I've done a very bad thing!" The mother says, "Let me guess. You passed a bullet in the toilet, right?" The daughter looks up from her teary eyes and says "Yes. How did you know?" The mother comforts her child and explains about the incident at the bank. [Part 4/4] A month later the boy comes up and says "Mommy, I've done a very bad thing!" "You passed a bullet into the toilet, right?", she asks. "No. I was masturbating and I shot the dog." I have to sleep with my cousin tonight Odin's going to sleep head to foot with his cousin so they can easily 69... yup See, now I bet Alien quotes that... Odin'll break 100... thanks to me. no he wont cause he's a filthy mexican DING DONG DANG!! Crimson Skye must have a thing for ding dongs love 'em [Part 1/2] * Od¡n][777 walks up to the podium test....test ok I'd like to thank.....the academy *sniff* ummmm *sniff* oh god.....I'm not gonna cry I promised myself I wouldn't cry I'd like to thank....*sniff*.....ummm.... A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ for being there to quote me and Cassius for helping me get 100 [Part 2/2] and especially the fans this is really for you * Cassius sniffs from his seat... * Cassius dabs with his hankie I'd like to thank PsykosoniK for being gay and god for being such an ass * Od¡n][777 steps down * Od¡n][777 hugs A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ I love you maaaan deaftwat is the gayest person in here no sir nolte u r the gayest person in here yes im afraid so VF-1S Veritech * Timelord wonders if 2 18 year old girls = 1 36 year old girl No Timelord... 2 eighteen year old girls == one hell of a night.. * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ must be the grossest-lookin' person in here... * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ sees tallman's pic wait..nm lol al some old guy w/ like...an egg in his hand? i bet its one of those eggs or something its small and white... http://www.epil-stop.com im gonna buy some uh da shit takes the hair off ur balls alot easier than a razor does Riddler when you rmove your ball hair can i have first licks? i dotn see why not god's gay how do you know? cause he told me he said "anthony.....leave all your material possessions and follow me" i said "does that include my clothes?" he said "yes" i told him "fuck off, homo" GIMME SOME TRUTH IM GAY .. I was born in the belly of a horse,and then I was a carrot in the ground,and then I became a chinette disposable paper plate,and then I became the delusional fuckface of the dominion [Part 1/3] i had some fucked up dreams last night i had all 3 clones in here and i was having an important conversation then i got d/c but none of the clones left and that's the max connection limit so i couldn't get back on and they wouldn't leave and i was gettin all pissed then.... i went to the mall and there was a big thing goin down [Part 2/3] and i got kidnapped by chinese badgers ..... but i had my cell phone so i called the american police and tried to get them to investigate but it was kinda hard to believe that i got kidnapped by chinese badgers so they just checked out the mall for any witnesses and they found one... it was the lady selling orange juice [Part 3/3] she was pretty hot, too anyway... after the chinese badgers found out she was tellin everybody about em the main badger kidnapped her or tried to i woke up before he got her on the roof to the helicopter oh well The End hehehehee you probly dint even drik milk as a bbaby you probly drink water hehehe PsYKoSoNiK stop fuckin with the elephants oh .. * PsYKoSoNiK walks away from the elephants *tear aw it's okay Psyko.. PsYKoSoNiK u can play with my "elephant" Britney Spears gives me an erection she does that for alot of guys me too Sometimes when I'm driving, if someone cuts in front of me on the highway... I'll pull up next to them, and I'll look over at them until they look back at me.... and we'll stare at each other for a little while as we drive down the highway.. I'll smile a little smile... and then I'll take two fingers, and point them like a gun barrel at them... and pull my thumb trigger. Then I'll speed away at like, 90 miles an hour.. It's entertainment. * RedChocobo is gonna make an anime..I'm gonna call it "Super Monkey robot Fighter Pilot G" One time a friend and I were walking along the highway looking for highway pebbles when a semi came up and sucked us into it's trailer and we died. But we're feeling better now. i think alien is secretly a spy #starwars topic: c'mon down to Yoda's Porn Shoppe and load up on all your porno needs! We have Whackers Choice on sale this week! Buy one get one free!! hat does bbs mean ? bets me WHEN I FEEL DOWN I WANT U ABOVE ME alright ;) mary wants to get on damnit mary wants to get it on damnit ....j/k yur..sick * Pe®§eµ§ lets mary on * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ gets mary off I did all four holes myself and they didnt bleed I dont even know my bra size I just buy random bras random bras? how do find a bra to fit at random? she stuffs oh damn it Pe®§eµ§ a dead chicken molester that's what i wanna be when i die... ...me too I want sex!! I wanna sell sex we're all lil pervs that wanna see you pee lol "teen pee" Ive drank so much big red, it looks like im peeing food coloring I fucked a cow yesterday was it good for you Best sex I've ever had there was that one time I fucked a kangaroo.. eh.. I don't know which was better I sleep with anything that moves * Pe®§eµ§ moves next! * Artanis sleeps with his dog * Lady Delphie † sleeps with, with, with. . . Just give me a sec * Artanis sleeps with Od¡n][777 * Artanis sleeps with MAL †  hey Artanis try www.mailorderbridesdoelosers.com My husband isnt around so I just dont sleep. Yeah. . . * Cassius thinks PimpShit probably misses the prison rape don't we all, Cassius... No. Just PimpShit. Oh My bad mmm sucking dick yumm * Cassius shakes his head at N * N-Hyumin chokes that man thang I am not in touch with the animal in me yet, I like to take it slow so PM yourself, have some cyber sex for practice. FIND THAT INNER ANIMAL!! Use your left hand if you're a righty, and your right hand if you're a lefty. Then it feels like it's someone else. LOL Cassius. You nut Yeah, you should rub those while you're at it, too, Lady D. * Cassius nods [Part 1/2] I'm trying to find this image... It was a picture on a page of a NewsWeek or Time article.. about young people finding sexual advances and other sex stuff online... the picture is of this teenage guy.. you can't see him or anything, but he's naked... and he's humping a computer monitor... I thought it'd be the perfect thing for Psyko's pic on Crim's page... [Part 2/2] Any and all assistance in making this piece of comedy happen would be greatly appreciated. Thank you. KIDS ARE HALF PRICE AT SIX FLAGS... SO ALL YOU PEOPLE THAT COULDN'T AFFORD ONE BEFORE... GO TO SIX FLAGS AND PICK ONE UP CHEAP ...stupid commercials... That is offensive to me. i have wonderwoman underoos. farm sex is cool! [Part 1/2] * Pegasus Script Version 8 will be right back, im going to go masturbate welcome back, Pegasus Script Version 8... no, Be Right Back or BRB starting... NOW [Part 2/2] Let me go through the steps of that last action.. "starting... NOW". He clicked over to his browser. Opened his fly. Took a breath. Took another breath. Fished out his meat. Slapped it against the keyboard a couple times. Came. No doubt, he's done, and watching us even now... [Part 1/2] * Cassius is back from: playing FF7.. from the beginning ... 01:15:33 I never realized how gay that game was........ there's this part on "Wall Street" where Cloud gets anally raped in a tub by a group of gay men... [Part 2/2] I didn't choose that door the first time through... after I got all the girly clothing and shit to get into Don Corleon's house or whateva.... I went down to that whore house in the corner... and they figured I was a woman, for some reason.... You know what sucks? a good girl? if shes really nice she swallows too I just cleaned out some boxes in the back of my room... they were full of winter clothes oh I wore jeans and t-shirts all winter. yeah that sucks too .. Psyko looks in a mirror when he's masturbating and calls it child porn. lmao Cassius it is! :P * PhilMuckitt shoves a whole piece of pizza in his mouth at once I ALWAYS WORRY ABOUT THE CHEWING LATER * PhilMuckitt chews for half an hour shove first, chew later? yup that's my motto! sorta not really lmao i'm singing... and my cousin interupts me...and says "my nipples are hard" 0_0 i'm like.... what?! ..get the hell away I'm in the shower now....if you can get here within the next 10-15 mins.....you can cum join me ;-) that's one of my away messages on AIM #Deep13 (irc.mysteria.net) topic: Google for Hax0rs: http://www.google.com/intl/xx-hacker/ | The thing wouldnt let my thing go through | #Deep13....we're the family that lives in the boarded up tool shed next to the highway. #cuddles topic: Gabriel is Swiss@dick.ysyk.zlsd.oeoc.this.chat.server * Heaven #solaris's topic: Eat shit! A million flies can't be wrong. * Od¡n][777 shakes his 500 lb ass "your couch is very rich! it has a beanbag on it!" "it is my wife. not a beanbag." "your wife is a big fatty. does she eat butter the whole day?" "yes. she loves butter very much." mmmmmm watermelon *orgasm* AOL SUX! Welcome, you got mail, u got picture, you got, u got, Fuck you nite' don't let the bugs paralyze you then lay eggs in you spinal column, that will hatch into larvae that will eat you from within... *** Quits: RedChocobo (nazonakusa@cufy.qedi.wifm.xizz.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) fuck life man NO MAN, FUCK YOU [Part 1/3] * Darien¤ lives in North Carolina, City: Havelock, Street Adress: 8 Jackson Drive oops, wrong server [Part 2/3] haha, my zip code aint on it http://www.mapquest.com/cgi-bin/ia_find?link=btwn/twn-map_results&aerial_photo_tab.x=1&aphoto=1&uid=u7wdbcyru8dao5ib:2lqzangwas&SNVData=3mad3-h.fy%28arg5ab_%29zzw9ab%3bah7-%3dr%2bT%12LIFX%11%2bE%14%3a%19%13AD%13IRX%28RR%3aagdaa.l6an%3dGG_lwygla%28.0y1nla%28l%241w-u.wf7%3bxcx5sf7.grfe%7cs&pcat= [Part 3/3] go there Darien¤ weeee seeeeeeeee you and we don't need a zip code which is 28532 anyway ahhh Fuck!!! fuckshitdamn! come on outside Darien¤ * Darien¤ locks his door * Pe®§eµ§ uses mapquest to decide a route from his house to Darien¤'s well my irl girl got her tounge peirced i was so stoked * Pe®§eµ§ is SO gettin head tommorrow * Pe®§eµ§ got all the gay shit outta the way before A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ got here Crimson Skye wants my body what body? * Pe®§eµ§ has a purpose for AllPurposeBadGirl ;) lol * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ thought Pe®§eµ§ was spoken for... by whome A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™? Pe®§eµ§ has only one love in his life * N-Hyumin   * N-Hyumin   * N-Hyumin   Lekay Gibson 8 Jackson Dr Havelock, NC 28532 Phone: 252-447-2044 * kwanzaa timmy was bored :) FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO AHEAD! CALL! IT AINT MY PHONE my phone is celluar so? I'll bet I can find that too.. [Darien¤] Lekay Gibson 8 Jackson Dr Havelock, NC 28532 252-447-2044 i should be a professional stalker...this is fun [Part 1/2] * kwanzaa timmy is still finding Darien's email CMT010688@aol.com well damn, that took all the fun out of it and you would NEVER guess the password I don't want the password, chief yea, CMT010688@aol.com Password: chadwick Check it on AOL Anywhere [Part 2/2] Welcome, CMT010688 wow * PhilMuckitt is logged in * PhilMuckitt checks his mail *GASP* I'VE GOT MAIL! 06/24/01 email@adult-deli... Hot Live Fucking With Sound! (18+) lmao my finger is irratating me put it up your butt I CYBERED ONCE DAMN N WAS GOOD lol * Oscar Meyer will have cybersex with anyone * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ directs Oscar Meyer to YogurtGirl * Oscar Meyer starts to fuck YogurtGirl * Oscar Meyer cums all over YogurtGirl a little mess but, who cares i was loaded that felt good anyone else want cybersex? ...dave does... ya he does I hear him yearning ok * Oscar Meyer strips dave * Oscar Meyer is still nude * Oscar Meyer gets behind him * Oscar Meyer shoves his dick up dave's ass * dave moans *** Joins: M‡gªde†H (HolyScrew@cgns.dzju.cwhq.vwmg.this.chat.server) STOP THE PRESSES I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT I'M PREGNANT THANK YOU *** Parts: M‡gªde†H (HolyScrew@cgns.dzju.cwhq.vwmg.this.chat.server) * Od¡n][000 hides his face in shame wasn't meee.... Legen. What is in my hand. Guess right, you live, guess wrong, you .....don't?... 1) a mouse 2) a penis 3) dog poop 2 2 is in my mouth you tard........ 3 is smeared in my hair 1 is in the front yard getting killed by my cat dave's like......a scavenger crazy old hermit he walks around hunched over with a 10 foot pile of trash on his back walk toward him and he'll hiss and throw beer bottles at you lol he probably will there is no probably.. I should know.. * Od¡n][000 pulls up his shirt and shows a circular scar... * Od¡n][000 cries [cQt][F] DO ME [cQt][F] DO ME [cQt][F] DO ME * Oscar Meyer strips Od¡n][000, then fucks Od¡n][000, fucks him for bout 30 minutes up the ass, then he cums really hard who wants some free cybersex? Od¡n][000 does god his meat is so hard for you I already had a turn make N-Hyumin a happy man :) * Oscar Meyer strips N-Hyumin, then starts to fuck him up the ass mmmmmmm * N-Hyumin jumps out from behind the door and takes the N-Hyumin costume off Od¡n][000 HAHA MOTHER BITCH *runs off* *** Joins: N-Hyumin (Symbolic@bcya.enfv.gcwi.eols.this.chat.server) what was the dog's name in inspector gadget? brain nm bye *** Quits: N-Hyumin (Symbolic@bcya.enfv.gcwi.eols.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) * Pe®§eµ§ drives to 3757 S State Ave Indianapolis, IN 46227 and parks in front of A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™'s house * Pe®§eµ§ turns his light soff and slips into A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™'s house * Pe®§eµ§ is attacked by power rangers * Pe®§eµ§ runs out screaming like a girl I NEVER LEARNED TO READ stain lass stell  jkafhlg  stainless steel stain lass stell <---------- turning into dave i perv A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ you ass ramming love donkey Thank you. shit lmao * Od¡n][666 is msart ok I am msart damnit * Od¡n][666 kills VF-1S Veritech * VF-1S Veritech doesnt die haha!!... * Od¡n][666 kills VF-1S Veritech again * VF-1S Veritech doesnt die still *** Quits: VF-1S Veritech (veritech@ntxd.cvfd.tkaf.oeoc.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) ... You can change the world with a bullet in the right p-4*BANG* I'm a hyper-evolved clone of Squidman; I'm far uglier, foreigner, unstabler, and more similar to a sentient turnip from Ukraine. [Part 1/2] he is so cool.....and he doesnt even have gay friends yeah he does me so tell us Perseus....what will you do when your gay buddy shows up at your door in the middle of the night, brings you out to his car, and immediately handcuffs you and puts tape over your mouth? [Part 2/2] will you then believe that it was an unwise move on your part? dude i'm bi u didn't know? Eliza Dushku gives me a raging hardon me too Hot-4-ElizaDushku any hot chick gives me a raging hardon lol [Part 1/2] hey phil guess who got a job well...it's not me * PhilMuckitt thinks for a while whoooo.... can i get back to you on that? man u stank SME! OH cool where? [Part 2/2] sonic its like a 50s drive in resturant thing.. they pull up to a lil thingy make their order and u walk out and give it to them get paid extra if u skate yeah Im gonna feel lika hooker walking up to strangers car asking "how may I serve you?" this site 0wnZ.. what site? the one about deformation and anamoles I've already found my pic in like.....3 sections YES PEOPLE CAN BE BORN WITH TAILS I've killed like.....50 bugs is a window open? ellif I know ohh well go look no I'd have to.....move my hands just moves back and forth s'about it .......that came out wrong damn I suck whatever makes you happy ya length * Od¡n][666 itches his junk I think I have crabs... dang - I didnt get to press any numbers :( you woulda just said '69' so! that was when I was born anyway! that's your pickup line 'I was born in '69' [cQt][r][739]  ÕD¡ñfµ£ñè$§...odin farting.mp3 ...I'M LISTENINK TO MY MUZIK! | lol eewww Bet ya even make your own bubbling spa too huh, Odin? yup don't need jets just some bush's baked beans * Lady Delphie † nods "Thought so" RRRRRRRROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE * Od¡n][666 is still so msart LOL simmer down Lady Delphie † dont orgasm now ......hussie hussie?! * Lady Delphie † blows her top :) * Lady Delphie † gives up and cries mean, mean boy! * Od¡n][666 giggles maniacly it's an oompa loompa head you gutter-minded piece of hell * Od¡n][666 constructs a bomb and destroys a foreign country Just leave Japan alone Mr Odin! .... Japan 0wnZ Hentai... I MEAN anime GOD DAMN POMPOUS SON OF A WHORE (aka.....me) STILL MSART DAMNIT [Part 1/2] come with me and you'll see a world of pure imagination eat my shit have a sit ... and stuffffffff *piano solo* [Part 2/2] if you want to pooooooooooooooooooo, in paradise simply crouch down, and poo in it anytime you have to, do it wanna fertilize the world there's nothing......to it Umm, Odin. Oh Lord, you're gone damn I'm good * Od¡n][666 gets record deals x fiddy too many fart jokes..... everyone died shit * Od¡n][666 takes over the world * Od¡n][666 strips A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™'s dead body * Od¡n][666 pulls out a camera No, You picked on my font. I changed it, NOW, I forgot which font I had and I'm throwing a tantrum AH SOMEONE'S ALIVE * Od¡n][666 hides * Lady Delphie † is wondering why her kitten is sucking the carpet. . . . hm got that new tit-flavored carpet? * Od¡n][666 asks A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ to please stop licking the carpet... oh sorry that was funny......in a couple ways HA I play dress-up dont we all * Od¡n][666 has a princess gown n stuff and lil jewels ... god damnit i never could learn if i really did have BAlls! if dave ran a town......my god there'd be like......fires in trash cans....and midgets strung up on posts.....and womans' undergarmets litering the sidewalk.. yup ifyougasgo u7yaya d; fihffs WHOA IT MADE WORDS YUP IF YOU GAS GO U 7 YAYA AND FIH...FFS yup if you gas go how cool yup. if you gas, go. s'like.....if you fart......run away AT NIGHT.......I PEE IN MY FRONT YARD I KINDA......PEED ON MY CAT ONCE.. *psssssssssssssssssssssssss* 'meow?' I have a friend who had a hampster when he was like.....3. He peed on it and it died. you have a pee and poop fetish dont ya, Odin. . . oh ya baby I love when the ladies lay a big ole' log on my face 10We here at the A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ Corporation wish only to entertain you. We understand everyone has a different sense of humor, therefore you may not find these quotes funny. To you, we issue this statement: 4FUCK YOU! http://prometheusufo.tripod.com/Digital_Cam_Pictures/027-Richard01.jpg <-- my....self.... * Od¡n][666 orgasms A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™'s rubbing his nipple then right now i can't eat meat at the moment I wont comment on that statement, DMAN. lol In fear of being quoted DAVE MY SIS WORKS AT AN OLD PEOPLE HOME I COULD GET YOU A NICE LIL DISCOUNT PACKAGE my sis ownz 1 your sis owns a package? ya he's about 5'8" short blonde hair I COULD GET YOU A NICE LIL DISCOUNT PACKAGE my sis ownz 1 oh him nm * Sylia Stingray ` toots oops sorry what was the first glue deaftwt elmers glue? I BET G COULD KICK MY ASS IRL KUZ SHES LIKE 43893053 FOOT TALL MY HOUSE IS 125 REYES RD. CHINO VALLEY ARIZONA 86323 COME OVER I'M NAKED ... I AM fuck...I was reaching for my pepsi and I accidently just chugged down a bottle of bubbles.... that's.. yummy when I get a leg torn off someday I'm gonna have a fake one then walk around.. in a crowd and drop like......a 50 lb weight on my foot 'OMG ARE YOU OKAY?!' * Od¡n][666 grows long blonde hair, starts a band called Hands-on, and has a hit single. 'Poo-Plop' it'd be cool if there was some alien planet where they ate shit and defecated food we could co-exist n stuff and we'd never starve we could eat eachothers' shit forever * Od¡n][666 bombs hiroshima * VF-1S Veritech bombs odin * Od¡n][666 moans * SµgaRµsh XxX gets on her trampoline now jump in the credits in a bikini * SµgaRµsh XxX jumps in the credits * SµgaRµsh XxX was typing and almost wrote "humps in the credits" * SµgaRµsh XxX wants to come!!!!!!! Britney spears said 'M-I-C. . . .Cya real soon K-E-Y. . . . Why, because I needed that boob job. M-O-U-S-E * Darien¤ says does everyone wanna know where i really live? 6no no we want to know where you're buried * Darien¤ says because, i acually live at 6600 Valley View Road, Hanover Park, Illinois, 60133 * Darien¤ says but, i dont care [Part 1/2] [cQt][1654] MY HOUSE IS 125 REYES RD. CHINO VALLEY ARIZONA 86323 COME OVER I'M NAKED ... I AM | * Darien¤ writes down the address send me bombs actually, it was wrong.....it's 125 road 1 west......915 reyes [Part 2/2] I have 2 addresses to one house my city sucks my grandma lives in some trailor park in prescott casa loma or something lot #9 my mailing adress is PO BOX 2586 CHINO VALLEY AZ 86323 ...fuck * Darien¤ says thats a bad word FUCK FUCK FUCK AYOU AYOU AYOU * Darien¤ says I have Parental controls lmao awww darien is just a small child * Darien¤ says it just says F*** * Darien¤ says im only 10 so what r u like 10? lol! * Darien¤ says im on my big brother's computer * Darien¤ says he is taking a royal dump * Darien¤ says yes, i am 10, but my brother is 19 * Darien¤ says he told me once to take off my clothes, and then, he took some pictures * jude is an airhead * Od¡n][666 is a shithead * intangible is a fuckhead * Timelord is a ummm...never mind... I think most dogs, and some horses are hot... only the guys though, i hate girls [Part 1/3] Here's an amatuer act I caught when my car broke down five miles out of Bakersfield on the side of the road,clearly suffering from mental problems,fighting the demons within and choking a buck out of anyone who heard these talented...at this point,I'd like you to put away your jewelery,extinguish your cigarettes or anything flammable,check under the tables,and give a hearty Lexx welcome to Las Vegas Laquisha vs. the flying saucers! [Part 2/3] We are the laquisha! wooooo0oooooooowoO! I kicked the baquisha and the cat screeched rowwwwwwwwww! We eat things that you taaaaaaake! For granted,we eat granite for a dollar dammit! I really fucked like Sussana said I did when the dog went roooooooooooooooorrwwwwwww! [Part 3/3] And all of the people in Lexx watch the spaceship have the Sexxxxxxxx with all the womens like the Susanna who fucked and the dog went roooooorwwwwww! The spaceship goes into the uterus and then it's lost in spaaaaaaace dammit! waaaaaaaaaaaa! I'm a baby spaceship! I fuck planet! waaaaaaaaa! woooooo wooooo WELCOME TO DOMINION WE SUCK ASS I GO TO WORK TOMORROW where at Od¡n][777 chucky cheese I'm the certified child molester I TALKED TO NICKY AND GEGA MY GOD NICKY WOULDN'T TALK BUT GEGA WOULDN'T THEN SHE WOULDN'T SHUT UP AND SHE SANG AND I WAS ALL EW STFU AND SHE SAID KISS MY BLACK ASS hi nicky hi riddler did u have fun at the movies last night nicky? yeah, the movies was the shizzle cool yep i would've leant in and made out with you, but i was eating popcorn i was making out with N-Hyumin so its ok oh i c *sniffle* actually, i'm moving in with vt cuz he looks 12 .... and i have a thing for children omg I accidently killed one of their many dogs with rat poison I thought it was vitamins I rape computers all the time they're SO hot Has anyone ever chatted with yogurtgirl? I have never.... ever seen that person type one word YogurtGirl's a bot... what is a bot? 4 SOMETHIN SMARTER THAN YEW I think Yogurtgirl is a government spy looking for people to talk trash about Bill and Hillary So.... Hillary suck spuds and Bill sucks Hillaries. mommy, can i be a sociopath? "yes honey" ok *kill bitch 12/14/46=72=9 54-9 i am 18-9 a true mathmetition.... (520) 636-4174 [Od¡n][777] Smith, Bruce and Cindy PO box 2586 125 N Road 1 W Chino Valley, AZ 86323 520-636-4174 [dave] Dave Sadich 318 S 13th St Wood River, IL 62095 618-254-8872 #BotTestLab topic: Think Different.................But Demand The Same Software. #Anime topic: Welcome to the Kinky Zone. #moya topic: 12,1¸6.13¤11·12°6‘13º11ø12º6’13°11’12º6·13¤11±12¤6.15 In space...no one can see you crossdress 6.12¤11·13°16‘12º6ø13º11’12°6’13º11·12¤6±13¤11.12¸ #Alternative Culture topic: 8,1(¯`2,1·.¸4,1¸.·11,1´¯`3,1·.¸7,1¸.-> Awhh, polly wanna Cracker? No, Polly wants a piece of your momma's sweet ass!! O.o 4<-.10,1¸¸.12,1·´¯5,1`·.15,1¸¸.9,1·´¯8,1) YA KNOW WHAT?! THAT MOVIE MASK IS SO DUMB CAUSE CHER BRINGS DEFORMED KID A PROSTITUTE AND HE JUST TALKS TO HER I'D BE LIKE MOMMY PAID YOU SO SUCK MY LIL DEFORMED &@%# aNY 1 ever eat a horse cock samwich while u was shovelin horeshit with a PITCH-FORK gee dave all the time ... gotta love those.....horse cock sandwiches 12i never get humped * PsYKoSoNiK smiles at Pe®§eµ§ * PsYKoSoNiK holds his hand * PsYKoSoNiK brings him to the back room *distant unfs are heard I GOT INTO A FIGHT YESTERDAY I GOT INTO A FIGHT YESTERDAY I GOT INTO A FIGHT YESTERDAY she won ... *sniff [Part 1/2] what ever happend to goribus? i hope he got run over by a car he died o.. at least i hope [Part 2/2] that would have to be a big fucking car *shamu* goribus looked like a girl...one that ate too many twinkies.. he had long hair..and then he was fat enough that u couldnt tell if those were girl boobies or fat boobies [Part 1/2] its cool the way in animes when like guys are humping girls something frkea happens like the guys cock gets burnt off from the pussy toxics or something its like *pump pump unf you better stop [Part 2/2] im warning you *keeps pumping *pussy acids do their thing *dick melts off "OH NO "MY PENIS "ITS LIKE...GONE "*weeps" phew, sure am glad i wasnt pumping her if you arent getting laid, and should be, just call 1-900-Cum-yDix there was this guy who couldnt talk right, and he went to the store to buy some gum. When he got there, he asked for some bum, and the guy gave him a pack of gum. Next he went and asked for a fucket, and the guy gave him a bucket. Last of all, he went to a pet store and bought a dog. Later his dog got away. So he went to a cop and said "Hold my bum and fuckit, while i go get my dog and spank it." [Part 1/2] This is the end of Durandal. Just to put your mind at ease and to relieve you of my bullshit. I'm growing tired of the sadistic mayhem I most likely cause directly by acting like someone in reality is a polar opposite to my personality. (Nobody cares as Psyk pointed out,but I'm doing this for me dammit.) [Part 2/2] Things in my life are winding down and I need to get out of here to try to save myself from spending the rest of my life in one box or another. Thank you all for the three wonderful years of chatting Goodnight Sleepy Squirrels,happy trails to you...until we meet again. *** Parts: Durandal (EFNYPizza@sznd.ezfj.pgxv.eols.this.chat.server) * PsykosoniK eats a horsecock sammich while shoveling shit hitler was sexy it just turns me on the way he roasted ppl in ovens * Od¡n][666 drives to Some Place In, Oregon * Od¡n][666 turns off the lights * Od¡n][666 goes into VT's house * Od¡n][666 IS INSTANTLY ATTACKED BY ANIME * Od¡n][666 runs out screaming * Od¡n][666 drives to the asylum * Od¡n][666 turns off the lights and slips into gastrof's cell * Od¡n][666 IS INSTANTLY ATTACKED BY LEMON SCENTED WAFERS * Od¡n][666 runs out screaming * Od¡n][666 drives to....wherever dave lives * Od¡n][666 turns off the lights and slips into his house * Od¡n][666 IS INSTANTLY ATTACKED BY BEER AND BAD GRAMMAR * Od¡n][666 runs out * gega` walks away in his underwear with a vaccum I have green hair, so I must have a life. * BobIshmael points to his newly greened hair. Are you hanging out with the "wrong crowd" again? Yeah, he's hanging around with the San Diego Pokemon Fan Club Yeah, Sent, that's it. It all makes sense now. and melty said "I'm wearing my pink panties today" I'm not wearing pink panties today. I'm wearing blue ones! Damn straight, Jo. I wore the pink ones yesterday! How is everyone? Everyone is fine. *** Locdog07 is now known as LocReflect I don't think so We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw Does that sound...fine? *** LocReflect is now known as Locdog07 Um, I guess. no one's perfect BobIshmael--$2.50. DeRaptor--$3.99. Goku--$3.64. Lyrics to Mr. Roboto--Priceless. Some things can't be bought, but for everthing else, there's American Express...unless you're Locdog. I learned a valuable lesson at a drivein once... just because the speaker is buzzing doesn't mean it's on. Sometimes, it's full of bees. #BotTestLab topic: "I really don't think this is a good idea!" "Don't worry, I fly ships into pools all the time." Looks like MY KICK i thought that said lick my dick [cQt][1705] * Od¡n][666 drives to Some Place In, Oregon * Od¡n][666 turns off the lights * Od¡n][666 goes into VT's house * Od¡n][666 IS INSTANTLY ATTACKED BY ANIME * Od¡n][666 runs out screaming | lmao same situation at my house but here you get attacked by hentai [Part 1/2] How's the job QUIT. * Cassius had an offer for a different one where he could work with friends.. Good for you....jumping ship Hell yeah jumping ship.. I told them in the interview that I wanted to be treated like a human being... didn't feel like I was getting that.. so I fucking skipped. [Part 2/2] wow cassius your life is just like a bad 80's movie If only you knew.. hey, at least in the 80's you didn't get attacked by ravers with electric dildos wait.... nm it's cold and wet and messy god my moms a bitch "i thought wed given u everything a young man wants" "no u havent" "oh what havent we given u?" "alot of things" "oh like what? a pony?" "...yes...a pony" I NEVER CAME AS MUCH AS I DID LAST NIGHT I HAD TO TAKE 2 BIRTH CONTROL PILLS i hate that ^_^ it's fucking gay like chinese porn * Od¡n][666 humps VT omgae wger;j;eahhy /msg Od¡n][666 humps back fuck FROM THIS MOMENT ON.....ANYONE WHO GETS QUOTED IS OFFICIALLY 13GAY!!! P O O ... N T A N G (you thought I was gonna say P-O-O-P) GOD DAMN MONKEY SHIT COCKTAIL damn now I'm thirsty LET MRS CLEO SMOKE YOUR CRAC- ERRR I like cereal I wouldn't have sex if I had cereal its damn good [21:02] SUCK IT LALA [21:02] * LaLa¤ SUCKS IT [21:02] * Od¡n][666 moans well hey, oral sex is an important part of college its my third year, I should know this stuff yeah right * LaLa¤ is virgin! technically oral sex doesnt count N-Hyumin loves himself too much that i do his hand loves him too no, i rape my hand its scared of me HEY, IS IT HOT IN HERE, OR AM I JUST THAT SEXY!? YES IT IS YOU BECAUSE * Artanis wacks off SEE? my sister wants to put nude pictures of our cat on the net Im watching bewitched on that new screen gems network nobody cares the topic of this room should be "we don't care, you fucking moron." #DragonballZ topic: I hope we raised you good enough to wait till your married. As soon as your married you can go at it like bunnies. #se7en topic: [03:55] *** Mobster changes topic to 'Yoshi © Swallows' [03:56] That can't be proven #suffocation topic: 11,12,+°8¡11°+, 11,12,+°8¡11°+,11,12,+°8¡11°+,0,211,12,+°8¡11°+,11,12,+°8¡11°+,11,12,+°8¡11°+,0,2 What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator." 11,12,+°8¡11°+, 11,12,+°8¡11°+, 11,12,+°8¡11°+, 11,12,+°8¡11°+, 11,12,+°8¡11°+, 11,12,+°8¡11°+, I wanna fuck the dead * VF-1S Veritech goes to some place arizona * VF-1S Veritech turns off his lights * VF-1S Veritech goes into odin's house * Od¡n][666 glocks VT on site * VF-1S Veritech is instantly attacked by action figures * Od¡n][666 burries the body * VF-1S Veritech runs out WAIT WE GOT 2 STORYLINES GOIN * Od¡n][666 *katana*s vt * VF-1S Veritech dodges * VF-1S Veritech gets in his car and drives off hahaha!! * Od¡n][666 drives to same place in A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ land * Od¡n][666 turns off the lights * Od¡n][666 sneaks into the house and is INSTANTLY ATTACKED BY QUOTES * Od¡n][666 runs out screaming #TheBeach topic: do you know what a beholder is..? someone who is beholding something? some one who holds a bee? #Zero Tolerance topic: 1,1««2««12««6««4««7««9««8««13,1 My Software doesn't have bugs...it just develops random features 8»»9»»7»»4»»6»»12»»2»»1»» #egypt topic: When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, stick Yoshi out the window, so he can turn into a fossil [cQt][237] * N-Hyumin shoots cakemix out of his ass | * Od¡n][666 makes a cake * Od¡n][666 eats it MMMM SHOCLATE VT IS SPANKING HIS MONKEY TO SHARON APPLE VT IS SPANKING HIS MONKEY TO SHARON APPLE VT IS SPANKING HIS MONKEY TO SHARON APPLE "OH WHITE BITCH OH YEAH" "OH YOUR BOX IS SO HOT" "OMG THAT RED LENSE IS SEXY" "YEAH HARDER BITCH" omg my father is listening to the beatles somebody shoot me now please HEY JUDE DONT MAKE IT BAD TAKE A SAD SONG AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FAT ASS *british* WE DONT NEED NO EDUMACATION *british* WE DONT NEED NO TEETH FIXIN *british* WE DONT NEED NO SPOT O TEA *british* TEACHERS LEAVE ME BLIMEY ALONE, BLOODY TALLY-HO HEY HEY WE'RE THE MONKIES! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM OUR CAGES BEFORE WE THROW SHIT AT YOOOOUUUUUU! i gotsa big weinder Having angry sex while fucking some woman anally would be great, not for her asshole though ...thanx Elric.. .......... I figured you would approve, Od¡n][666 Ummm O_O I nev er said anything about her although, we could try :P Uh No comment me and Artanis are having angry butt sex right now i just filled up his butthole * Artanis MOANS * Artanis MOANS * Artanis MOANS now he has to get a turkey baster and suck it all out then we'll make pie * Elric buys some beastiality videos involving some of anime's greats stars and Mr. Ed the horse HAVE PITY ALL U WOMEN WITH THE LIL DICKS THEY GOTTA WEAR BAND-AIDS OIN THERE TONGUES SHOULD I WEAR A SKIRT OF A DRESS a skirt of a dress... MANDA IN FEMALE CLOTHES? OMG STICK ACOCKINMY FACE STICK ACOCKINMY FACE STICK ACOCKINMY FACE N SNUCK INTO MY HOUSE AGAIN MY DOG HAS CUM ON HIS CHIN shit i only fuck dogs in the ass, fool dogs give shitty head YogurtGirl I LOVE YOU YOU'RE SO SEXY *** Joins: YogurtGirl0 (YogurtGirl@qdcj.gjaw.cwkq.brgd.this.chat.server) YogurtGirl0 I LOVE YOU YOU'RE SO SEXY lol A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ I LOVE YOU YOU'RE SO SEXY O_O O_o life's a bitch me too Some shit is in my underpants now I'm hungry.... * Iron-Monk passes Od¡n][666 his underpants *eat* *eat* *eat* OH MY GOD.. I MADE A BANANA-PEAR-CHOCOLATE shake..... AND IT TASTES LIKE COLD ASS * RedChocobo tries to figure out how cassius knows what cold ass tastes like... YOU WERE FREEZING THAT NIGHT, RED manda what I found some good yeti porn interested? do i have to pay this time no k HEY SISTA SOU SISTA. BETTER GET DAT DO SISTA * Od¡n][666 marches around in his lil moulan rouge outfit alright, who took Odin's Prozac away? I WISH I HAD A NICKLE FOR EVER TIME THAT I SHIT MY PANTS ID HAVE $30 i hate animals they smell like hats full of asses IMA GET SOME OF MY CAT'S POOP AND SELL IT ON EBAY CLAIMING IT'S YODA POOP star wars freaks'll be all 'OMG' 'I KNEW HE EXISTED' i wear womens bib-over-haul=panties I can't talk.... I have way too much cum in my mouth GUM ^GUM [Part 1/2] anyone know how to make the chat window bigger ? are you using Java? I think so ? then you can't.... Use a Swedish Chat Window Pump from the same makers of the Swedish Penis Pump [Part 2/2] I have one of those... no..not really... u do? does it work do u have a donkey schlong o.. [Part 1/2] hey, i dont know how many cattle ranches there are in ur area (im talking to anyone and everyone), or how many cows there are...but i guarantee....if there's a group of cows, there's always a damn donkey out there [Part 2/2] ive notived that here recently....there's always all these cows, and then smack in the middle of them there's a damn donkey like wtf is the donkey there for wtf does it do like...27 cows, 1 donkey wtf but its everywhere no matter where u go down the road, in the next city, in a difft state....if there's a group of cows, theres always a donkey * PhilMuckitt piddles clean that up * PhilMuckitt uses Crimson Skye's shirt to mop it up * Crimson Skye isn't wearing a shirt DAVE WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING i am a paranoid schizophrenic Odin would suck in jail.....the big guys like cute little ones but Im not cute or little so it doesn't matter i thought u was a cute lil shiot with a beautriful tight ass oldin any "Re-Animator" fans in here? REANIMATOR CAN SUCK MY 70 YEAR OLD BALLS wow ur balls aged faster then u * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ downloads some hentai..err..mp3s... * Od¡n][666 follows A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™'s example alien ur into hentai? u sick pervert * VF-1S Veritech quickly hides his stash * Od¡n][666 looks in VT's folder what folder? theres no folder DEL DEL DEL I COULD TREACH U 2 SPELL LEGEN legen i am the best speller in here wats streaming? ...whats streaming? my god where the hell have u been diva? in my pants.... AFK SHITTING THIS ONE FEELS LIKE A BLOODY SHIT ew gross IMA HAVE TO USE TEH EMERGENCY FORK TAPED TO THE SIDE OF THE TOILET THATS HOW GOOD OF A SHIT THIS SEEMS TO BE AFK I have a fork....and a ladle for diarrhea and a bowl. * Iron-Monk eatsfired hands *moan next time u see a couple gay fucks drop ur drawer's and show em ur big cocks thatll turn morethan there heads * Od¡n][666 sees dave and Iron-Monk and drops his drawers that pic on crimmys siyte sucks big time that's a good pic of you, Legen! that pic sucks im was hot and sweaty and just got dont jumpin around for 2 hours ooooooh hot n sweaty * Od¡n][666 moans I wanna die carressing A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™'s soft skin i bet you do you and your tight ass *** Quits: dave (dave@rrqw.ymlx.wypq.brgd.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) DAVE DIED OMG * Od¡n][666 gets the cardio shock paddles *CLEAR* *zap* *CLEAR* *zap* *CLEAR* *zap* * dave farts some dust HE LIVES HE JUST GOT CLOGGED * Od¡n][666 sighs Ima break into a priests septic tank then set up a display case with a plaque 'the embodiment of holy shit' [Part 1/2] VT will come out.... tomorrow tomorrow what? the closet will open tomorroooooooooooooooooow it will? i have a closet? cool ....most people do yes VT and you are in it ..no..im in the living room ..unless..this is a really big closet [Part 2/2] but your astral form is 'in the closet' come out VT tell the world about your....*cough* preference my cough preference? well i dont like to cough so im against it yes ok there you have it people he came out * Od¡n][666 claps [Part 1/3] A NORWEIGEIEENEIDNDINFI CHICK IS GOING TO MY HIGHSCHOOL NEXT YEAR I BET SHE'S A BUFF VIKING sweet go up and be all "hey im odin" YA I AM ODIN BITCH SUBMIT OR B CONQUERED and she'll be all talkin in norwiehihwiehen [Part 2/3] "u ah not oden little boye" and I'll be all 'k' so I'll give her a viking helmet and a spear so she can sing opera and I'll be all "FIGARO" "FIGARO" "FIGAROOOOOOO" and if she's in the girls' bathroom and you walk by in the hall you can hear like *fat viking poop splash* 'AH THET IS MUCH BETTAH!' [Part 3/3] it'll end up she's all hot n stuff but doesn't speak english and I'll be all 'WINCH I AM ODIN' and she'll be al *norweieheien* 'YOU IS DARE DEFY ODIN?!' then she'll gore me with a horn on her helmet HER NAME WILL BE OLGA my cat is a norweigin forrest cat.. my cat is a stupid bitch who pees. my armpits smell like pee [Part 1/2] Ima shave my head completely bald.....lay out in the sun for 2 weeks straight......then wear an orange robe to school on the first day and hum.. in a flat monotonous tone or some shit oooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum [Part 2/2] no grow ur hair long and curl it...then get a viking helmut YES AND BE ALL *RARGH* and pee on a bush and cleave the principal in half and swing around on the flag pole n stuff LET IT BE KNOWN THAT ON TUESDAY, JULY 19th 2001, I HAVE MADE ALIEN HUNTER QUOTE HISTORY I HAVE BECOME THE FIRST TO EVER GET 200 AND I AM COOL ... do me AH do me i always wondered what would happen if you were din it and you had to leak all the suddin do you just leak while hes in you or do you stop go to the bathroom then star up agian You definately stop. Unless the guy is Odin... Then you get above his head and go. * Od¡n][666 puts his bewbs in A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™'s face O_O * RedChocobo thinks: Condoms with sweatholes..I'll make hundreds! Solar Powered Flashlights.... I had a friend that got roach eggs in her gums from eating a burrito at taco bell cool bonus meal. she could of sued...but she gets a free meal once a week seems to me that's the last thing you'd want I'm glad to be a woman Because I have boobs And boobs are more powerful than any weapon ever created Then pen is mightier than the sword... but the boobs are mightier than the penis. over 90% of life on earth is insects... therefore, we should be ruled by evil Mantis People good idea wait a sec..female mantises devour the males after sex.....oh well sounds good to me screw 'em, then devour 'em * Od¡n][666 jumps off a 3 ft playhouse and kills himself *** Quits: Od¡n][666 (MONKEY_PISS@cmme.gnza.lfdg.brgd.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) Has anyone seen NakedGirl? yes Homer every morning when i get in the shower I've seen quite a few actually that woman across the street who keeps her blinds open Red == Peeping Chocobo Legen sees one everytime she looks in a full length... yeah just this mourning when i was changeing she keep lookin at me [Part 1/3] I'm still looking for NakedGirl me too buddy don't worry homer..one of these days when your older... * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ hasn't seen one irl yet *cry* * Cassius has seen several in real life and they're nice But I don't need them. Can I touch one? I've touched plenty. youngsters Uh.. No Homer. [Part 2/3] you touch youngsters I touch oldsters and roadsters As long as they're warm, right Homer? and breathing they could be on a respirator though. That's technically breathing. and resemble something female No. Not even that, Crim. [Part 3/3] and some thing with a hole to insert..you know Legen: Homer just fucks them nasally. oh gross in one hole and out the other Homer == Long Strong Dong years of atempts, have brought me no closer to growing a sausage tree. jelly bean plants growin' fine though... if you leave cheese in your underwear drawer for 3 weeks it gains consciousness and develops grandiose plans for world domination It's the darndest thing mary had a likkle lamb and tied it to a heater every time it turned a round it burned its likkle peter Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, so Humpty Dumpty made a phone call, Called all his lawyers and sued them all, for 3000 dollar and ownership of the wall Go play with a stapler Did that once and stapled my finger and it hurt like hell did it when I was 5 then did it a while back hmmm....climb inside your dryer and close the door...see how long it takes the police to find you already done that too damnit if one is screwing a Evil Satan Worshiping Girl and one makes her climax...Does she Shout out "Oh Satan!" instead of "Oh God!" I prefer screaming OH YES OH YES myself "OH NO OH NO... NO NO NO....     OHHHHHHHHHHH...." #DarkTower topic: 2/12^2\14†2/12^2\14 You can build a thousand bridges and suck one cock...but they won't call ya a bridge builder , they will call you a cocksucker 2/12^2\14†2/12^2\ #BotTestLab topic: *A note on Tyris's Chair reads* "Dear Lab, FBI is after me, Be back in a week.-Ty" #X-men topic: 7S12e7x 7i12s 7e12v7i12l7, 12E7v12i7l12'7s 12a 7s12i7n12, 7S12i7n12'7s 12a7r12e 7f12o7r12g7i12v7e12n 7s12o 7c12o7m12e 7s12t7i12c7k 12i7t 12i7n ¤¤¤ Gage † 's name musky balls that was my old pet name true but no one calls me it anymore #Anime topic: Well we *HAD* a topic! #blood topic: Welcome to My 1337 room. GO #Se7en we're all hackers! YES WE ARE! OK ok so all we can do is flood but that makes us hackers doesn't it? #TheTavern topic: 11,16`%16,11%,12,11`%11,12%,2,12`%12,2%,17,2`%2,17%,11,17 TOPIC : Something To Reset Every Time SciFi Goes Down 2,17`%17,2%,12,2`%2,12%,11,12`%12,11%,16,11`%11,16%, #BotTestLab topic: Watching, from a post up high, from where you see the ships afar, from a well trained eye, the waves all keep on crashing by, if you are the light post, then you are the working class, But if you want the answers, you better give a piece of ass. #dragonballz topic: When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, "No speaka English." #DragonsDen topic: I did. But she deflated after a few pumps. a recent U.S. Playstation Magazine issue says that biteme spears will have a PS2 game out next year I bet the object is to seduce her. thats no fun. the game will end as soon as ya start i think it's some sort of dancing shit dirty dancing. how qucikly you can penetrate her doing the mamba Yeah, I give good 69 - lol know what a 6.9 is a good time spoiled by a period i prefer 68: that's when she goes down on you and you tell her you owe her one afk - potty break! Christ, that toliet is getting a workout holy shit...potty break...like i needed to know that at least we say "potty break" and not like you guys... "gotta take a dump" "gotta piss" I say 'Shit' (i'm trying to be mild) No reason to be, A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ will quote it anyway I like saying, 'LD, dont go in the bathroom. the toliet still has some skid marks on the bottom" Beer sux when you can have sex to satisfy the rest of your needs Sex couldnt satisfy my thirst. Wait a sec, I bet it could If i squeezed LD's legs together real hard :P Hell, I can touch you with one fonger dear and you get off I have no Idea what a fonger is, but i will agree Hello....what is the topic? Good old Dominion chat I'm new so please explain Good old Domion pull ur panties off leave em with the alien when the hunter quotees u u get 5 pairs back Not wearing any, doesn't sound like my kind of chat...thanks anyhow *** Quits: Catlynn1 (Catlynn1@uyqi.avng.gmca.oeoc.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) #BotTestLab topic: "The February 18 edition of Britain's New Scientist magazine reports that the Geneva-based World Health Organization surpressed, under political pressure, a report which confirmed that marijuana is safer than either alcohol or tobacco" #dragonballz topic: I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway. #darktower topic: 2/12^2\14†2/12^2\14 Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack the idiot upside the head 2/12^2\14†2/12^2\ i can just imagine elric bending down on all 4's getting ready 4 his bath naked when he decides 2 b a nice guy and starts cleaning out the shit stains he left in the toilet bowl when suddenly lady d snekas up from b-hind him touche's his balls and 2 swishe's of the toilet brush he makes another mess right on the bathroom carpet #moya topic: 12,1¸6.13¤11·12°6‘13º11ø12º6’13°11’12º6·13¤11±12¤6.15 In space, no one will know your a cannibal....unless you leave survivors 6.12¤11·13°16‘12º6ø13º11’12°6’13º11·12¤6±13¤11.12¸ we ask CRimson Her undie color all the time I wear lion king underwear * RaGs wears granie panties(no offense to grama) * RaGs explains to crimson this is how an average condom is "meow" and this is how a durex condom is "ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" * gastrof begins licking slices of meat on the chatroom buffet table, putting them back carefully....."no...i tasted one earlier that was pretty good....but none of those are it...." oh wait.....the one i tasted is gone....did someone......never mind * gastrof begins gluing marshmallows to his ears and face [Part 1/2] you can only promise....but elephants can eat your jello if you try hard * RedChocobo tries really hard... * RedChocobo watches elephant scome in and eat the jello from the buffet... woooooowww... * gastrof wonders what the very "scome" means [Part 2/2] * gastrof wonders how tired he must be....to type the word "verb" as "very" * gastrof begins slapping his keyboard for its carelessness bad keyboard! let me misspell! * gastrof continues beating the poor keyboard, which now cannot go into upper case mode due to shock and trauma * RedChocobo has the attention span of a roden..HEY! What's that?! ALRIGHT..... I must go leave a piss.... I will be back in TWO shakes.... (AHAHAHAHA.... any more than two and it's public masturbation) back that was one of those ones that it's like...."END... END DAMN YOU..." if you've ever had one like that.... I'm brb in like.....15.......20..........25...........70 mins... *** Quits: Od¡n][666 (MONKEY_PISS@cmme.gnza.lfdg.brgd.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) I got $500 from Pres Bush today!!! ....bush can suck donkey balls Oh. He gave me money!!! Bush rocks. For what? ...welfare Do you and he have a Kennedy/Marilyn thing going on? Mm hmm. we all know rowen puts out on the side * VF-1S Veritech coughs Rowen 0wnz I STARTED A NEW HOBBIE! STUFFING AND MOUNTING FECAL SPECIMENS I got a beauty in the shop right now... 5 inch circumference....... 9 and a half inches long I collected the specimen from VT's fat black redneck ass i think its funny when ppl that dont know u sign ur yearbook and theyre all "It was really great knowing you. You're a cool guy, stay cool and have a safe summer. Signed, Dumbass Who Lies His Ass Off Cuz He Doesnt Really Know Shit About You." all I ask for......is a damn.....PS2 game where I can slaughter my dad.......WHYYYYYYYYY WHAT A GIRL WANTS WHAT A GIRL NEEDS is right here between my knees [Part 1/4] * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ 9,1Westmont High, a new teen story series by A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™...4,1 Episode 3: "Insecurities And Pain" Now online at http://prometheusufo.tripod.com/Westmont_High/WH_Episode_003.txt ( Previous Episodes & Character Info: http://prometheusufo.tripod.com/Westmont_High/ ) U SHOULD HAVE A NEW GIRL AT THE SCHOOL NAMED AMANDA LOL [Part 2/4] SHE SHOULD BE A GUITAR PLAYER AND HAVE HER GET MUGGED BY THE FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT NAMED JAKE JAKE SHOULD HAVE DOWN SYNDROME AND CRUTCHES AND HAVE 1 EYE AND SAY TIMMAY ANYWAY AFTER JAKE GOES THROUGH A MAJOR MEDICAL PROCEDURE HE TAKES OVER THE WORLD WITH HIS CYBERNETIC KOALA [Part 3/4] AND THEN MANDA DIES THEN JAKE GETS SABOTAGED BY RICHARD AND FALLS INTO A PIT OF LAVA (only to return 5 episodes later...) no MANDA IS THE SAVIOR MANDA PLAYS GUITAR AT ALL THE TEEN PARTIES THEN SOME WEIRD CHICK/DUDE FROM ISREAL NAMED GEGA IS ALL '.. .' SO JAKE TAKES OVER THE WORLD AGAIN [Part 4/4] AND KILLS GEGA AND AND THROWS THE BODY INTO A SWIRLING VORTEX AND SATAN TAKES OVER THE WORLD AND JAKE DIES AGAIN FOR A FEW MORE EPISODES THEN HIS EVIL TWIN EMERGES AND UGH FARTS [Part 1/2] * N-Hyumin is the man with the master plan make you say god damn * N-Hyumin is the man with the master plan make you say god damn * N-Hyumin is the man with the master plan make you say god damn god damn * kwanzaa timmy says god damn because of NH's master plan THATS RIGHT MY MASTER PLAN MAKES YOU SAY "GOD DAMN" [Part 2/2] * N-Hyumin shows his master plan * Iron-Monk says god damn lol, you have him trained * N-Hyumin shows kwanzaa timmy his master plan god damn * N-Hyumin shows A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ his master plan god damn WOOHOO What exactly IS your master plan? ....shut up..... I TOUCHED PETER .......ew I wear mens clothes how come u never see men dressing in girls clothes cuz we realize that we dont look sexy in girls clothes and guys clothes are easy to take off so we let you wear them cuz we know we could fuck you sooner :) Maybe I'll go and get drunk and attemt to drive into a cop - heh ALL MALES ADMIT 2 HAVING GAY THOUGHT'S BUT 1ST THEY WISHED THEY COULD TASTE THERE OWN DICKS You know what i hate. when you type in a URL to some site and it ends up being porn. That pisses me off. I still look anyway but i'm forced to masturbate angry and it rubs me raw. [Part 1/2] shit man bath & beauty works selling womens SPIT NOW in 50 gallon drums hahahahah roflmao I can bathe in women's spit? she give u a hand full of her spit u can jack off right in front of her other hand Um, I dont think so. LD has never spit in her hand for me to do that. I think thats the only thing we havent done. I'm getting old, I might be missing out on something special now [Part 2/2] spit and do what?? Lis, spit in a bottle and save it till i get home so i can bathe in it. It will save me the 50 bucks at Bath and Beauty Gross * Lady Delphie † shivers It's only gross if i drank it * Lady Delphie † dies I went to the library today and complained. I told the librarian there isnt any porn in the magazine section and he replied that you dont read porn, you only look at the pictures. I said no, I have to read the phone sex advertisements in order to call I have a big dick thank you!! * Elric cries I'm gay Okay, afk again. I need to pour that coffee now She needs to stop drinking so much coffee I mean, I would rather have her do that when i'm around so we can have super-hyper sex My wife likes a buttermilk enema!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shut up! Yes, dear * Elric returns to his corner [cQt][1862] I have a big dick thank you!! * Elric cries I'm gay | lmao must be a fave quote yup.. damn now everyones gonna know I have a penis. . . Er. . . * Elric cries again * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ is not here. * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ is afk. * Od¡n][666 touches A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™'s perky breasts I often lay naked on a couch and hold myself while I stare into a mirror. poor dong #themockingbird topic: wanna be admin? ADSHAKGS!? hired. #Vampires topic: Wanna make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window. #dragonballz topic: Jesus' Mom Is A Whore bye ppl * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ waves bye alien CALL ME *wink* OK gega ;) *shits pants* #darktower topic: 14/X\(4òó14)/X\0 The important question the whole universe is asking...If a frog had wings would he bump his ass??? tune in tomorrow for this earth shattering answer 14/X\(4òó14)/X\ #dragonballz topic: 12%-=-%-=-%-=-%-=-%11-={[-=The word of the day is: Cojones =-]}=-12%-=-%-=-%-=-%-=-% #cuddles topic: hehe you should cd /web/forbiddennet.net and make a page with a buncha popups and banners and then ln -s file.html britneyspearsnude.jpg and send people to forbiddennet.net/britneyspearsnude.jpg and make a billion trillion dollars *** Joins: Cassius (true@fsvo.clfm.ugln.jzdt.this.chat.server) h-o-l-y s-h-i-t... * Cassius just got back from the strip club.... so u rush to dominion to spell out holy shit mhmm! That and other stuff, in the background...... * Cassius gets out the baby oil You know...it's amazing the things you notice at 3:15 when you've only gotten 4 hours of sleep Like I just now noticed that my boobs are getting bigger I think so anyway Maybe it's just a hallucination * Crimson waits till 3:15 to check hers I have boobs i gotta stay up and wait for my tits to grow i always wanted to eat the corn in my shit looks good like vegetable soup or something with corn in it next time i shit corn ill get my webcam and grab a fat loaf of shit out of the toilet, mix it with water, put some seasoning in it, heat it up, and have vegetable beef shit soup id love to just lay a fat loaf on some chick im gonna respond to shit fetish personal ads like...have this girl ass naked in ur bed...wait, in ur bathroom....and then just be like "ok bitch, its comin out. its a fat one....smells like shit. feels like shit coming out. if it feels like shit and smells like shit its probably shit, so brace yourself." *plop* it lands on her stomach [Part 1/2] What exactly are you d/ling? uhh....hmmm...porn ya thats it "kwanzaa timmy - secret video" ...... hey send that to me ..i will when its done dammit, that was supposed to come out on DVD first! [Part 2/2] night yuinz and VT.......fastforward through that part in the end ok? ok y? It's kind of embarrassing....I don't like how my body is contorted in that shot ...oh ok i will (not) fastfoward got it..no problem MY PLANS ARE STARTING TO TAKE SHAPE NOW I JUST NEED A WHITE PICKET FENCE AND TO IMPREGNATE JUNO AND I'LL BE ALL SET ew ew? screw you ew no inpregnated odins please NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IMPREGNATING AN ODIN [21:39] screw you oh blah *** Odin][666 is now known as TinyPenis TEE HEE * TinyPenis is between veritech's legs soon i'll have my gameboy advance........ then... I WILL RULE THE WORLD you'll be gay no i'll rule the world I WANT A PINK ONE IM SECURE IN MY SEXUALITY *** Od¡n][666 changes topic to 'A NEW MOVIE OUT IN HONG KONG: 'PENIS BUTTER AND JET LI!'' * RuPaul transforms into Odin and kills MaxEvans *** RuPaul is now known as Odin * Odin kills MaxEvans * MaxEvans dies. ODIN! TRANSFORM *** Odin is now known as MMPR-Odin HIGH YA * MMPR-Odin chops MaxEvans * MMPR-Odin hops into the Sleipnerzord * MMPR-Odin kills MaxEvans some more ODIN! DEMORPH *** MMPR-Odin is now known as Odin][666 LMFAO on the christian chat server *** Now talking in #Porn_Outreach *** Topic is 'If you are (or have been) struggling with pornography, we are here to help you! :) (If you need help and no one is in, please come to #Christian_Outreach or email help@iom.cc. If you would like to help here, please visit our website http://iom.cc and click on "Joining IOM". God bless you! :)' WOULD U GUYS LIKE TO SEE A PIC OF MY BOYFRIEND HE'S FROM NEW ZEALAND sure gega but...is he the man with the plan make you etc etc etc..... ? I hope my plan to be with the man makes me say god damn or is that too dirty i need to learn how to lay an instument.... cory, you hear this? Amanda needs to lay an instument!!ROLMAO LOL nononono, i meant play...... I wanna learn how to PLAY the flute One time, at band camp........LOL #TheRaven topic: If you love something let it go, if it doesn't return hunt it down and kill it. #BotTestLab topic: In a world where you can vacuum pants off of monkeys on Playstation, what more can you really ask for? #starwars topic:  Yummy Christian Rock  My favorite  "WE WILL WE WILL BLESS YOU" #Tien Dynasty topic: 1,4~_-\ If I owned this server, I would shoot it like a lame horse... then sell its carcass to the glue factory... That doesn't make sense, does it? /-_~ i saw planet of the apes earlier that movie rocked yeah i know it was tight made me mad at the end fuckin apes makes me wanna start bein cruel to all the damn monkies at the zoo and shit *throws ice cube at monkies having sex* how u like that u sons of bitches! take over our planet will yas?! *continues throwing ice cubes* not if u cant fuck u damn apes! hey omega you are on ignore so stop filling up my screen with your writing gega' and nicky are a trip, but I still think they are on crack i got home this afternoon and i was looking after my baby and i fell asleep lol he woke me up like 2 hours later when i felt a wet sensation on my hand where i was holding him eeww - peed on you lol One time, I did the same thing happened with my hand and. . .err. . .nm I wont comment further *** Joins: mealworm (mealworm@yaip.xnph.lfpz.brgd.this.chat.server) Get BACK IN MY PANTS why do girls pretend like they never fart? Cos we don't Odin. We just blow up when we're 80. I got his little "rubble face" thing going on....I haven't shaved in a week...and i got the hair rubble on my face...it looks good. I keep it cropped and short ooh i love stubble not the feel of it but the look is good i like the feel. many a night i find myself awake in bed rubbing my stubble many a night i find myself awake in bed rubbing my stub too, but that's a different story my friend eats nads [cQt][F] * LaFemmeNikita¤ rearranges her tits and sits down | what the?!@? i neva said that it's ok...sometimes i have to rearrange Don Juan and The Twins before I sit down what motivates you to type silly sentences gastrof his nonexistant brain that isn't true my non existant brain has nothing to do with it [Part 1/2] man i gotta poop like no one's business if it's no one's business i dunno why i told you guys so.....i gotta poop like its everybody's business then go IM HOLDING IT SO WHEN I DO IT IT WILL HURT [Part 2/2] AND I WILL SCREAM AND IT WILL WAKE THE NEIGHBORS and when they call the cops "dude i was shitting" .....wtf wtf "we heard a lady scream" "that was me...i was taking a dump" i member shittin in my underwear like at 4 years old my brain hearts already buy rune viking warlord for full price and get a genuine copy or get it offa ebay with no picture for $10 and it's probably a copied, broken in half CD this is the shittest pizza ive ever eaten and coming from me, thats saying something its saying: "this is the shittest pizza ive ever eaten" and coming from me, thats saying something its saying: ""this is the shittest pizza ive ever eaten"" are u retarded ? geez partially. #DragonBallZ topic: * Yoshi calls microsoft tech support I am having troubles with my pc Whats the problem? If I knew that, I woulnd't be calling What seems to be the problem? When I go in to check my email account, it says I have no new emails Is it a virus? Reinstall windows #darkworld topic: 4,1Are you paranoid when you think everyone is trying to kill you? Or have you just been to active with the fucking Government? i am laying I just shit my pants i just shit your pants, too #BRONZE topic: Yes, my name is George Crudds McBunion, and I'm a member of CACA, that is, the Christian Association of Certified Atheists. #valhalla topic: 14 ,.¤'`^`'¤§¤'`^`'¤§| "Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life." 14|§¤'`^`'¤§¤'`^`'¤., *** Joins: gega` (G_g_@cqfx.xnph.pouo.oeoc.this.chat.server) *** Joins: manda (shwing@djah.ruux.fwuo.pkcg.this.chat.server) both nicky and gega are in the room at the same time.....prepare for half typed and mixed words placed in sentences that only make sense in their messed up language * Od¡n][666 shoves a lifesize replica of jar jar binks up N-Hyumin's ass MEESA LICK YO SMALL INTESTINE MY VCR KEPT SPITTING OUT THE TAPE WHEN I STUCK IT IN SO I'M LIKE 'TAKE IT BITCH' AND MOM'S ALL WTF *** Now talking in #ipoopedmypants *** Topic is '(No topic set)' *** Od¡n][666 changes topic to 'I wish I was joking...' IMA HAVE SOMEONE WRITE ME A CHECK FOR A NICKEL AND CASH IT '0 dollars and 5 cents' I couldn't go cash it though......I'd laugh too hard... 'Hi I need *giggle* to *giggle* cash this *giggle* check' i have sex with old ladies who like bondage and have a bush up to their breasts you would and breasts down to their bush [Part 1/2] *** Joins: Napoleon (god@bhoc.hkjg.gcwi.tmdq.this.chat.server) shit nap where the fuck have you been vacation where u been? i've been all around town fucking hot bitches [Part 2/2] ... y would u fuck dogs? and how would u consider them hot? cuz they put up little struggle especially the boy ones sheep are easier EW FUCKING SHEEP IS NASTY I ONLY FUCK COWS [Part 1/2] BARNEY WAS A DINOSAUR FROM OUR IMAGINATION AND WHEN HE'S TALL HE'S WHAT WE CALL A DINOSAUR SENSAAAAATION BARNEY COMES TO PLAY WITH US WHENEVER WE MAY NEED HIM BARNEY CAN BE YOUR FRIEND TO IF YOU JUST MAKE BELEIIIIIIIIVE HIM *flute* * Od¡n][666 dances around [Part 2/2] * Brooke¤ trips him * Od¡n][666 summons barney to help * Barney hugs Brooke¤ to death * Brooke¤ hugs him back *dinosaur fart* * Brooke¤ is vaporized ok that's very unnatractive.. is anything about barney attractive....?..... no lol Ich bin Odin. Ich bin ein Gott. Devour meine Rückstände...... und rufen mich Vati an TRANSLATION I am Odin. I am a god. Devour my feces......and call me daddy. [cQt][r][33] * Killa2kDMX prays to god god, am I going to hell? yes nick why god? because you are not funny oh.. * Killa2kDMX dies * Killa2kDMX goes to hell ice water get yer ice water | "Welcome to Hell. Leave your cell phones in Bin A, and your anti-depressants in Bin B. The line forms to your left." i never new anything * VF-1S Veritech fingers alien omg! im good! oh ya yes vt yer good come with me ..yes im very good iron *wink wink* * VF-1S Veritech comes w/ iron i know * Iron-Monk takes vt to the bedroom wahoo! * VF-1S Veritech wonders if A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ is watching I wanna be a stalker when I grow down * Iron-Monk fingers himself * VF-1S Veritech helps iron monk "Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, fuck it." [Part 1/2] The 6 Most Important Men in a Woman's Life: The Doctor - because he says, "Take your clothes off!" The Dentist - because he says, "Open wide!" The Milkman - because he says, "Do you want it in the front or back?" [Part 2/2] The Hairdresser - because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?" The Interior Decorator - because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it!" The Banker - because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!" #Quinn15'sApartment topic: 11,0%0,11% 10,11%11,10% 2,10%10,2% 1,2%2,1%0,1  J-Lo's Butt Is WAY Too Big! Christina Aguilera's Ass Is WAY Too Small! My Girlfriend's Ass Is Just Right!!  2,1%1,2% 10,2%2,10% 11,10%10,11% 0,11%11,0% kiss my ass * doughboy is Crimson Skye's volunteer remember uh oh * doughboy jumps in line first but you're not my b/f lol so gratuitous That's what's wrong with the world...a friend won't even let you kiss her ass dave does the fact that you have such a small penis hurt your self esteem? of course #BotTestLab topic: Suck.... my.... pickle. #Quinn15'sApartment topic: 9`%16,9%, 3,9`%9,3%, 1,3`%3,1%,16,1 * Quinn15 runs outta the room *** Quinn15 has left #Quinn15'sApartment good i hate that jerk <--- Everyone Hates That Jerk 3,1`%1,3%, 9,3`%3,9%, 16,9`%9,16%, "I'm only on this earth for the pussy" when I grow up a want to be a spectacular nothing. I want to stay in character dammit. Hallo...mine name is Siegfried, un my antidrug is training tigers, un, I am Roy, un my antidrug is Roy Hello mah name is billy Bob, and my Antidrug is mah sister.... hello, my name is Iron-Monk, my anti-drug is masturbating my name is Tom. My anti-drug is inhaling ketchup bottles hello my name is charles manson, my antidrug is killing a bunch of people and then cutting them into pieces hello, my name is RedChocobo, my antidruf is finding other peoples anti drugs and telling everyone MY NAME IS ODIN AND MY ANTI DRUG IS SHUT THE FUCK UP my name is riddler and my antidrug is crack #BotTestLab topic: They say, "Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime." Well, I say, "Give that man 28.6 million fish, and he'll never have to work again." Play the lottery. #cuddles topic: I love getting 'pre-approved' credit cards in the mail...With my dogs name on it i thought "what would happen if i died?" i wouldnt be able to get any pussy.. gastrof dates whales.. then when some human asks him out, he says eww? i do work for old women and when im done they ask how much i tell them a blow job and a fuck would do I can do it to you gently..i can do it with an animal's grace..i can do it with precision..i can do it with gourmet taste i do NOT have a penis anymore....... Roswell Quote #9: Courtney: "Chill out, NYPD blue." Alex: "Chill out? Chill out? I spent $150 to rent this costume. And do you have any idea how it feels to walk around all day with a thong up your ass?" Maria & Courtney: "Yes!" - Roswell #2ADA03: "Surprise" SINNER WELCOME BACK I SHOULD GO SLATE AT ....8 AND I HAVE TO WAKE UP AND IM PEWPED AND ITS LATE I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT 8 AND IM TIRED SLATE.. YOU KNOW WHAT LETS ALL TURN ON PM'S OFF AND RAPE PEOPLE AND THEY CAN'T SAY NO HAHAHAHA i think DMX is a fucking ass ramming cock sucking low down cheap ass mother fucking lil' slutty ass school girl fucking homo idiotic sonva bitch silly bastard fucking step child little cock ramming up his dad's ass shit eater ass hole but i don't tell him that I well known Chinese porn star i think all you ladies should scan ur titties and dcc buddyweiser so he can cheer the hell back up * Dragonica88 scans her....hey....wait i am far too prone to suggestion I am a fucker of mothers. i went to this guy and he put me in this chair then took out his tool and put it in my mouth and moved it around a little then put liquid into my mouth and after i paid him and that was my visit to the dentist I HAVE HOOKS FOR HANDS AND MY DICK IS 20 FEET LONG hey A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™.... did you know exactly 9 months from the Roswell incident is Al Gores birthday? : ) coincidence??? Rirrlod, i just got bit by a black widow......make love to me so i can sweat the poison out I like in Hoodsport, which is bout thirdy minutes from Olympia OH then go to North 76th Ave Webby Look on the sidewalk for the name "Bitsie Stumpwater" written in the cement I put that there "I love Roswell" --Alison MacInnis (Pink Power Ranger/Dana Mitchell, "Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue") HOWD U GET SO HARD [cQt][701] I'LL COME ALIEN O YESS.. I'LL COME | do you read that before bed each night Alien? :) i know the worst movie for 2001 already your movie, TaLL-MaN666? yep black knight with martin lawernce and me i guess im hoin Psykosonik is Enigma@bjin.evud.qwyp.vwmg.this.chat.server * Enigma * Psykosonik wishes "bj" wasnt in his ip I DON'T HAVE TO POTTY. I JUST ... get myself in trouble and A£ien Hµn†er¤¤ ³°°°™ copies it some of these quotes suck..lol Aol stands 4 America off Line AOHell Anitichrist On Line N-Hyumin      the guy who pretends to molest dogs to draw attention away from his goat corpse fetish im a jackass wrote it on my tombstone and have it saved till inquisitor de deathio im really just a deep voiced woman... hooked on fonix watched me PeEEEeeEee :) and sucked my Peeee-Peeeeeeee Weee-Weee Elian Gonzales is on TLC!!!!!!! damn he's got such a nice ass....... I KNOW IM GONNA BE THE MAN WHO WAKES UP NEXT TO U sometimes if im readin a magazine on the pot the shitting process goes on the backburner and i end up sittin there just readin and forgot what i sat down for,even though im in a BATHROOM,sitin down... Just imagine...that in a nation of about 270 million....there's dozens of guys out there jerking it to thoughts of Janet Reno. hahahaha Just thought I'd replace the Whale in your nightmares. My real last name is Meoff and my real first name is Jack hello im meoff jack, meoff *** Britney (InFerno@gvfb.cvur.gmca.oeoc.this.chat.server) has joined #dominion 'ello * KIRK©®­ runs and tackles Britney,,, rips all her clothes off and fucks the shit ougtha her * Britney moans and faibts SOME HAVE JOBS AND SOME SELL Hay >> OTHERS JUST SMOKE AND FUCK ALL DAY lmao irl....childrens books that never made it "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry" "Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will" hey i have a daddy hes either the milk man or the post man either way i have a daddy ooh princess-alyk and Psykosonik sitting on a tree K I S S I N G h-u-m-p-i-n-g Gay Guy walks in the bar, Bartender says sorry we dont serve you kinda folks in this part of town... Gay guy says.. just give me a beer , I'll sent in the back and i wont bother anyone.. Then a Cowboy walks in and says " I'm so thirsty I could lick the sweat of a cows balls".. Gay guy got on all four and said MOO MOO BUCKAROO i was freaked in the army as a lad guys walikng round all godda,mn day long with hard-ons from those fucking x-tra starched boxers if they was n;t scared 1/2 2 death there would havce been 100.00 gauys what a doiuble standard when u go to the military u gotta jack-off in front of ue drill instructor but when u first sign up u gotta swear ur not homo-wexual lets get it on [Part 1/2] sometimes if im starving...really starving, and im out somewhere with no money. I'll go to a busy ass mcdonalds and get in front of all the lines, and tap my foot impatiently and look all frustrated. then someone will be like "yes sir can i help u with something." and ill be all like "Well I sure as hell hope so. I've been waiting here for damn near an hour on my food. I paid for it almost 45 minutes and still haven't received it." [Part 2/2] "I'm on a busy schedule, I have a very important meeting in 20 minutes" and they're all "Ok, I'm so sorry sir, it'll be right out. What was it you ordered again?" damn r smean not really def mcdonalds doesnt need the money they bank damn gluttonous pigs Don't have sex, unless safe sex, and if you have sex, use La Tex! HA! MY ASS! THAT'S BULL SHIT I LOVE ALIEN I WANT TO HAVE 999 OF HIS BABIES PROMISE??? FOREVER AND EVER YAY i bet if you actually cut open a testicle and ate it,it would taste like an oyster hello, is this some kind of, fuck whoeva ya want, how eva ya want. stick ur dick up her ass for fun kinda channel i thought u didnt like the word fuck? ... and yes, it is that kind of channel so dont draw attention to urself ohh my good, im realy sorry, i was afk, that was my sister veronica. damn i think i pulled a muscle * Riddler pulls his muscle all the time *wink* 2003 is supposedly when 2pac is gonna return or something i'm gonna shoot him if he comes back he'll be like "IM NOT DE- ACK!!" then i'll all *run* I'M WET AND HYSTERICAL!!!! a moist pussy can really crack you up sometimes I GOT ONE FRIEND AND IT JUST HELPED ME TYPE THIS a moist pussy goddamn that's better than a pineapple inside out cake * nicky CRYS NAKED IN THE SHOWER WHILE SHEWING GUM [Part 1/2] guess wot i did hehe well i shouldny be heheing about it it was gross what no nm i am not gonna say || .............what'd ya do? lol lol nm [Part 2/2] oh..ok......what'd ya do? lol i had my first kiss ... with a... girl O_O i mean.. ok heh my name is VT and my antridrug is uhh...cook-er....porno! ya thats it my name is Jason and my anti-drug is multi-level embezzlement of multi-millionaire corporations. Hi, my name is Keith, and uh, my ant-drug is developing international drug rings that span from one half of the globe to the other in hopes of broadening the spectrum of the trafficking of illegal substances. [Part 1/2] so SemiCharmed how do girls with long fingernails masturbate? very carefully iron monk That's what I said, x2Gether-Chickx give us a description x2Gether-Chickx [Part 2/2] yes x2Gether-Chickx tell us no...no thats quite allright :) come on we need to know u use the pads of ur fingers, not the tips * Crimson Skye is glad she didn't get tricked into that one. 18 ppl....yet so quiet.... well, x2Gether-Chickx, most likely that's because scifi chat lacks the code required for audio. so i mean, of course it's gonna be quiet GUESS WHAT EVERYONE IM REALLY TRANSEXUAL aren't we all.. lil kim would give the entire world constant head if we cloned her enough IM INTO PAIN new alpha vbet i am working on all words with 3 letter's in em u know aaa bbb ccc ddd eee fff ggg hhh iii jjj kkk lll mmm nnn ooo ppp qqq rrr sss ttt uuu vvv www xxx yyy zzzz if you wanna see someone strip, pick some gorgeous chick like faith hill yeah she would pour me out like a cheap can a beer and crush me i played..by myself for 10 hours I only shower on the 5ths and 25ths I tried to dial my IP, but I got a busy signal What's your IP, I want to give you a call #BotTestLab topic: Crayola! Where else can you see like 160960091 different colors? #Quinn15'sApartment topic: The Scotland Police Put A Camera Up To Catch Speeding Vehicles By Taking Pictures. One Day It Took One And Then The Cops Mailed The Picture And The Ticket To The Man Who Sped. The Man Replied By Sending A Picture Of The Check For The Ticket. The Cops Responded And Sent The Man A Picture Of Handcuffs. The Man Mailed The Check The Next Day. i just saw pearl harbor i just saw a fly land on a hamburger that was alot better than pearl harbor ohhhh yes!!!!!! Oh baby oh baby.... not You know Shawna's thinking about marc right about now lol I can just imagine retards jackin off... EERRRRR Well fuck me that sucked * Princess fucks Maxash²k † [Part 1/4] GEGA WHEN IS OUR HONEY MOON in may of 2000 * Pe®§eµ§ counts on his fingers i missed it? YOU SURE DID .. how was i? pervert i've got pictures Pe®§eµ§ O_O [Part 2/4] crim was there? yeah sweet so Me gega and Crimson Skye on a honeymoon filmed the whole thing no, no, no i was filming, damnit! yeah you were "Filming" all night long [Part 3/4] how would u know perseus u missed it no Pe®§eµ§ was there. he just forgot wasn't a very memorable event if you know what i mean yeah i had to train Crimson Skye on how to use the camera, you pervert [Part 4/4] all I did was pluck his eyebrows all night i need those back gega they havent grown back already? nope wth did u use epil stop spray i remember it now Crimson Skye was workin my "Camera" and gega` was pluckin away Last night it felt like aliens were prodding at my body. the aliens crawling over me they said oooobie go go pow and then used their brain ray to make me dance like a feminine itching festering in the southern region I sure as hell am glad that there isn't such thing as flying elephants I'd hate to think of what they'd do to your car, Iron-Monk imagine if one shit on yer head I'd be as big of a shithead as you are, Iron-Monk yep * Iron-Monk is a shithead * Timelord thanks Iron-Monk for pointing out the obvious * Iron-Monk chokes the chicken bad chicken what did that chicken ever do to you? it looked at me with it's eye #dragonballz topic: Arguing on IRC is like the Special Olympics, even if you win, you're still a retard. I wanna be a necropedophile when i die You already are one, Iron-Monk oh yeah i forgot thanx for reminding me Timelord no prob -> *Megami* can you send me a diagram of the area surrounding your cherry? How old are you? old enough to see a diagram of the area surrounding your cherry i have to take a big floaty shit afk ew he must have eaten light today. [Part 1/2] elric must b a lil bit tougher but ur alone raising the kids Well, I do have the kids but all in all, it is hard to be apart In fact, I'm wondering if he's alive right now I think the thought of sex exploded his brain ;) Ya Sorry lol Nope,mjust my balls [Part 2/2] LOL * Lady Delphie †   grins I'd rather have you play with them, but wishful thinking on my part you do it and pretend its me doing those things to you lol Ya, I will. I told you that if you sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then you masturbate, it feels like someone else is doing it picture this "Mum and Dad doing the nasty" I cant think about my parents having sex, I might get turned on [Part 1/2] I love you all the same dear aw thats so sweet Dont let him fool you, LaFemmeNikita¤. I just threatened him in pm that he can easily go another year w/out lol No you didnt!!!! [Part 2/2] lmao Im kidding!! If that isnt the pot calling the kettle black. . . . . fuck you dear! :P Whoa An open invitation see how he can turn things around?! You know whats great about our relationship. One minute she is saying 'Fuck you' and the next minute we are holding each other. Damn, i love the abuse Lis and I have hall sex. thats when we just pass each other in the hall and say 'Fuck you' to each other [Part 1/2] I want to run naked on a beach in Austraila want to dive there No, just run too many sharks there arent too many sharks here [Part 2/2] there's like one main place where u will be bitten by a shark and thats no where near me Ok Can I run naked where you live? Uh Not your house, but the beach * Elric is ashamed I just told a teenager I wanted to run through her house naked and i'm a married man I know something that's good and wet ;) Oh really? #BotTestLab topic: Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pac Man had affected us as kids, now we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, bumping into people, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music. i havent eaten at mcdonalds in.....ages i go to bk now....or subway.. I'm afraid to over here, VT Elric might pet a dog out front, and then eat it inside. That would be cool I want the puppy on the right please. Make it medium rare "Always fresh." takes on a whole new meaning, huh? I still have to pay LD for a dollar, and thats to just enter the house. dont even ask me what it costs to have sex with her. . .sheesh I remember dropping my pencil so I could look under the group table in Kindergarten. perv So? * Timelord still drops his pencil at work for the same reason perv but that's not news Ewww. . .Time you told me you worked at a All Men's club i dont have a problem w/ school..just what time it starts its length and many of its classes #TheTavern topic: 8,16 `%16,8%,4,8`%8,4%,5,4`%4,5%,17,5`%5,17%,8,17 ...Alas Yon Server..We Knew Ye Well.....(piece of crap) 5,17`%17,5%,4,5`%5,4%,8,4`%4,8%,16,8`%8,16%, i am bitch #BotTestLab topic: It's sweaty. It's polluted. Los Angeles: Like our own little corner of the Phillipenes. "BUY ME SOME BEER AND ILL SUCK YOUR...$%^#" O_O fuck I AM DO SUDRNK in darkness we're bringing the light I prefer to keep the dark, dark. * Iron-Monk sits in the dark and plays video games and masturbates well hes playing with his joystick ...damn playing a video game and masturbating? jesus I HATE COPS PERIOD what? cops have periods? You mean all of 'em? No wonder they're grumpy.. Dammit, Rita keeps bible-thumping at me whats wrong with Bible thumping? * Riddler has been known to thump many a bible in his day nothing as long as you don't make a mess. ohh... thumping. nm are you really a doctor????? ...yes. oh thats cool ... Watch out for the cops huh???? They think I own a meth lab oh do you Nope. thats good Mine's an LSD refinery. #Quinn15'sApartment topic: I bet the bear in your closet says hi, but the snake in my pants says "WHAAZZZZZZZUP?!?! I'm really not a freak like this in real life. I guess the chatroom is my canvas for all of the sick, derranged thoughts that I dare not talk about in real life. It's like a whole serperate person is typing these quotes. [Part 1/2] Seven of nine wears a boooooorg thong but Janeway doesn't play that! The rock engages with captain picard, but hogan got awayyyy hey Batman and robin in the batcave ooooooie. and alfred like to watched hey hey ugh [Part 2/2] yeah yeah yeah yeah Steven Spielberg making chain-smoking movies with sex drugs and nudity with wide eyed expression like John Wayne bobbit seeing the air down there arrrrrrrgh like a dread pirate or the english endocrinologist asking if you have a hard on I could be a rap star dammit I can't wait until the Escape From New York special edition dvd next year. I can't wait to hear the theme song again. da da da da DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA OOOOOOOOWEEEEEEE DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA repeating drumbeat [Part 1/4] i used to mess with ppl on AIM alot i'd look at ppl's AIM info.. learn a lil bout them then IM them and be like "HEY Jessica!!!! THIS IS JOEY!!!! (a friend she named on her info thing)" and she's all "Joey? Joey Lewis???" "Uh, yeah....yeah, Joey Lewis! That's me! Whats up girl!?" [Part 2/4] "Joey Lewis!!! OMG!!!" "What have u been up to Joey??!?!?!" "Well, you know that one girl i was talking to? (actually, i dont know if joey was ever takling to someone recently, but i take a guess)" "Oh, you mean Alison?" "Uh, yeah. Alison, that's her." "Well, uh, i dumped her." [Part 3/4] "you dumped allison?!?!?" "Yeah, you see. I'm a fucking faggot now." "What?!?!?!" "Yeah you heard me bitch. I like it up the poopshoot" "What the hell Joey?!?!" "Allison couldn't satisfy me. The other day I met this big black guy named Tyrone. He gave it to me real nice" [Part 4/4] the next day she calls Joey on the phone and she's all "I can't believe you're a fag now. I can't believe that you let tyrone fuck you in the ass" and Joey irl is all "What the fuck? What are you talking about?" god IM going to miss Jude IM moving i know I saw her for the last time tonight bawled my eyes out alone in the dark after she left she is a Jewl like None Other..she..4 real OwnZ I didnt stop crying till Ironfound me and we talked for a few hours I dont know much about the veitkong but I know this ther short and the women have sidways virignas thats something like dave would say #The_Dark_Zone topic: The Only Universe Where Carrots Will Do You Up The Butt I think manda is really some 70 year old woman you're probably right Elric no no elric shes a hermaphadite I think she/he is secretly dating gega'. Hell, i have no idea if gega is male or female. that would be cool if they were lesbians. Hell, we have every other kind of weirdo here I often thought they were a couple Would chicken pedo porn be like a guy trying to fuck an egg? Would chicken pedo snuff porn be like a guy succeeding fucking an egg? i had this cat that like loved this wool blanket and tried fucking it.... now picture a scour pad or wool blanket on your dicks.... mmm mm good. Been there tried that. I had this cauliflower thing growing on it and I tried to scrub it off [Part 1/2] * Kerri strokes her cat instead of chickens for now on... Ya, I like stroking pussy also isnt it nice and warm, and soft? Kerri gets off better on pussy than she does on cock, i mean chicken.. rooster! [Part 2/2] DONT DIS THE COCK TIL YOU'VE STROKED IT AND OUT LEAKS WHITE SHIT ON YOU THEN IT SITS THERE..... AND YOU PUT IT DOWN AND IT GOES LIMP * Crimson Skye has never dissed cock. You rock, Crimson Skye * Kerri proudly holds a cock haha I go to the dentist and he asks if I want dental floss and I tell him "No, I use my wife's pubic hair" here we are chatting again. What we say will impact nothing. We will all die, all of our thoughts will vanish, all that we have been will scatter, and we'll be a faded faint memory of events, twisted lies and happy half-truths. This is a message for the ages. No matter how great you will store this. It will crumble, become deleted, or become an incomprehensible link to a dead civillization we're all dust in the wind dammit * Kerri ponders the inside of Aliens mind... mushy probably... * Kerri pokes at his head * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ moanz * Kerri strokes his head * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ moanZ * Kerri gnaws on his head owee.. tastes like.... CHICKEN i bet.. I'm looking for some sheep wearing diaper fetish snuff films with suggested touches of beastial necrophilia with a dash of natilie portman doppelganger putting erasers in her southern region on an Oakland bus not pencil tip erasers, the pink ones that are rectagular almost but the sides stretch out. let's not make any mistakes this time me and Juno kissed and then the two dogs started lickin each other's noses it was...weird [Part 1/2] [cQt][F] * Valick stapled quarters to his testies once and ran around the room nekkid once... | and ill do it agian!! anyone got 50 cents? * VF-1S Veritech hands valick a big 50 cent piece ... nm * Valick staples 4 dimes and 2 nickles to his testies ittll haveto do [Part 2/2] * VF-1S Veritech hands valick 50 pennies oohh ok * Valick staples all 50 * Valick tries to move but his sack is being ripped clear off ...home neutering * VF-1S Veritech watches some random dog eat the sack mmmmmmmmmm............drugs...... [Part 1/7] e-dancer = economydancer exoticdancer bitch dont get mad cause you dont got a body like mine ..i dont want a womans body ..cept for my own sick demented pleasure faggot ...bend over E-dancer why dont you bend over and let me get the strap [Part 2/7] I know you want it... * E-dancer gets the strap.. * E-dancer bends over Valick and gives it to him! AAAAHH!!! MAKE IT STOP NOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo * Valick hides YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANT HIDE! * Valick runs likethe wind I know you want this big dick! [Part 3/7] damn your loose!! * Valick trips alien and throw him at E-dancer you A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ you want some? yes he does he wants 2 hours ofi t naww you want it more DO NOT AAAHHH thats not what you PM says [Part 4/7] * Valick runs aroudn the world,behind E-dancer and shoves a fence pole up her ass give it to me baby in the ass not until your suck my hard dick * E-dancer sticks a boat in Valicks ass! * Valick stoves the eifeltower up E-dancer's ass * E-dancer shoots a rocket into Valicks asshole!! [Part 5/7] NASA ROCKET APOLLO 13 IN YOUR ASS * Valick fires the sear's tower into E-dancer's asshole CANUKS UP YOUR ASS * E-dancer throws the statue of liberty in his ass! * Valick shoves a morning star up E-dancer's ass twists and yanks it out and repeats * E-dancer throws mT.everest in there while shes at it [Part 6/7] * Valick shoves all of the himalias into E-dancer's ass * Valick then farts everything in his ass into E-dancer's ass * E-dancer shoves a small indian tribe in his ass' * Valick shoves his dick into her ass (is now outa big things to shove into her ass) * E-dancer shoves a helicopter propeller in his ass "while its working" [Part 7/7] * Valick cuts E-dancer's only tit off * Valick shoves it up her ass NOW im outa big stuff to use * E-dancer cuts off Valick only ball NOO!! MY CLIP ONTESTIE my poor poor clip on testicle *** Parts: E-dancer (suka@nnpb.ftus.ojya.brgd.this.chat.server) ding dong ther bitch is gone I am getting a new toilet today!!! YAY!!! ....woohoo * Valick tells sylia to watch it..they like exposing ass cracks for fun lol they do!! theyu seduce you with there big..white..hairy..asses..mmm I MEAN NOT THAT U WUD NOTICE I WUDNT ETHER whagt would you call your grandma who had a sex change? uhhh...... grandpa? ..but they still had boobs I gotta go! laterz! *** Quits: Sylia Stingray`  (Holy@ubju.mhsx.vgnr.lhug.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) big....sagging....blood rushing boobs....mmmm EERRR FORGET THAT NOW NO QOUTING AAAAHHH * Valick cries from shame * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ laughs if I didn't like ya, I wouldn't pick on ya I know Jude *Huggles* * jude *huggles* you back hey ShadowMan? give Iron-Monk huggles * ShadowMan gives Iornmonkextra strong huggles WHAT THE HELL STOP THAT SHIT LMFAO! do it again!! do it again!! Iron-Monk hates "huggles" * ShadowMan gives Iornmonk extra strong huggles Lady D poops pellets Lady D poops pellets Lady D poops pellets Ya It smells like garbage though I WAS DRAWING IN ART AND THE TEACHER WAS LIKE 'YOU HAVE TALENT' I WAS LIKE NO SHIT AND I SMACKED HER AND SHE CRIED bring me back a whore but make her get shots or somethin first You know, if you marry one, you have to pay their 'owner' like 10, 000 dollars to buy their contract I'm not kidding you would know I have a wife, Od¡n][666 did you buy her? No, she came free oh.....you had a coupon Kinda You buy 6 and get the 7thfree neat here in mexico many girls marry at the age of 14 o 15 * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ books a flight to mexico I'll have sex with anything that moves Redux! * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ moves next! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat! the word of the day is....'fucktard' don't ask what it means....just use it in at least 25 sentences tonight..... * Juno pees on kwanzaa and giggles * kwanzaa timmy is.....thrilled? damn straight * kwanzaa timmy never showers again Alien is like a pit bull... he never lets go. You'd have to get a crowbar and rip his jaw open to get your foot out... #BotTestLab topic: http://mystic-net.fsckyou.org/stats/bottestlab.html -- BTL stats, updated every 24 hours. #Quinn15'sApartment topic: 9`%16,9%, 3,9`%9,3%, 1,3`%3,1%,16,1 Masturbation Is So Fun, It Relaxes Your Muscles And All....Ahhhh 3,1`%1,3%, 9,3`%3,9%, 16,9`%9,16%, #dragonballz topic: 5«–¦—4¦–¦7—¦—¦8–¦—¦ 15 * Linkage castrates the dragon now its just Dragon Ball-less Dragon Z? 8¦—¦–7¦—¦—4¦–¦5—¦– » * Iron-Monk does an asshole dance my brother exposed me to my sista inlaw's tits O_O ....lucky basterd... * BlackDove wonders what kind of family ShadowMan has where's philmuckitt from nantucket likes to suck it Off sucking it somewhere, no doubt Growing up in the Bay Area rocked No, growing up in Ga after youve been ripped from Cal rocked lol No Lis, having a submissive wife rocks i'm gonna go to Amoeba records on hayt street and buy about 35907532790532790527904629698049068905638 cds on sunday then we're gonna go to the guitar center and play all day then i'm gonna fuck a transvestite in a phone booth Oh, I would only look at you for one reason Ya, those brown eyes They say, come here penis I cant wait to get back to Ga so we can have sex in the Men's bathroom in the local IHOP Excuse me, how many? Dont worry bitch, my wife and I are just gonna fuck in your bathroom I have anal sex with my wife, just thought you should all know :) heh * Lady Delphie † dies Beer + Lady Delphie = New language Fuck you!!!!!!!!!! fuck me? okay when? Uh when i get a phone lol ok "My wife and I had phone sex. She bent over and the phone went in" O_O Hi, Lin lol Hi LIN Shut up fuck you Lick me okay [Part 1/2] you are getting one of those biscuits one of those biscuits? Ya, this place by our home They make homemade biscuits tenderloin and egg [Part 2/2] shaddap I know your loin's are tender, hon. I've beat them enough O_O you waot til you get home. You've got the mark of death on you now bud Mark of Death? yup :P it's similar to herpes but it gets you laid I love it when I need to masturbate in my room. I walk into the bathroom with a cup of water and then proceed to jack off. If my roomate knocks and tells me that he needs to us the bathroom I just pour the water in the toliet and grunt real loud saying "Montezuma is really fucking me" Then I continue to jack my dick lol just tell him "i'm laying the smack to little eric" he'll leave you alone after that #BotTestLab topic: You cannot spell "crap" without "rap" >:) *** Parts: Elric (Das_Reich@rozk.mlxn.smmb.jdfz.this.chat.server) *** Joins: Elric (Das_Reich@rozk.mlxn.smmb.jdfz.this.chat.server) See what my wife does? she says type /hop. I'm not looking forward when we are at the Grand Canyon and she says jump IM THE DIARHEA NOT JUST THE SHET Janet Reno is my hero "Janet Reno Does the Senate" --- AWESOME porno....the BEST and then part 2: "Janet Reno Does Congress" not quite as good...but still pretty decent i liked janet does elian I liked "Alan Greenspan Does the Economy" that one was good im somebodys bish (928) 636-4174 I'm a faggot * Elric humps VT * VF-1S Veritech moanz I know nothing about mirc...really I dont even know what mirc stands for. irc internet relay chat Ok, whats the 'M'? Masturbation? yes masturbation internet relay chat My wife has big tits shush Eric! * Lady Delphie † blushes elric you are lucky man I'm gonna beat you up dang it! welll i'm out Later time for porn w00t *** Quits: Iron-Monk (Iron-Monk@nmww.pttb.epmc.wbps.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) fag you don't tell people when you go look at porn * Steve1 is away (12Reason:4 looking at goat porn) since 10:51:49 pm. AwayPager is on, AwayLog is on #starwars topic: This is not a star wars room. FREE TAROT READINGS and porn ALIEN HOLD ME * buddyweiser feels sad because you all think he is turding into dave * gega` tokes up MAN..THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT #MST-HomeGame topic: Blah blah blah excuse blah blah blah too lazy blah blah drunk blah blah blah. what's that smell? i think i should take a shower Åway14 9ƒrom14 9Keyboard dave oh damnit i want a banana AFK if you're gay type afk 10 seconds ago OH WE HAVE A WINNER 20 (shhhhhh) 2ihaveblueballs. I haven't passed a solid bowel movement in 15 years #TheRaven topic: 0,1@3,1}-`-,-`--7,1 You know you're a 11,1LAMER7,1 when: 4,1 you wet your pants and call that flooding...here's a tissue for your efforts SE7EN 3,1--,-`-,-{0,1@ #Egypt topic: 5«–¦—4¦–¦7—¦—¦8–¦—¦ 15 Ya know this server is full of sluts when you tell someone that a guy is taken then they say.... i have a bf of my own, thank you ....then takes their shirt off for them then says..... im really sorry i didnt know he was taken  8¦—¦–7¦—¦—4¦–¦5—¦– » #DragonBallZ topic: I LOST MY IP ADDRESS Can I have yours? #BotTestLab topic: Don't bogart that joint, hippie scum. #Crypt topic: 4%14,4%`5,4,%4,5%`1,5,%5,1%`4 Boredom is the cause of 90% of suicides in the US, the other 10% is just because 5,1`%1,5%,4,5`%5,4%,14,4`%4% so whats every 1 doing? thinkin bout angoline jolie nekkid you? Remember half eatin friends shouldn't be saved for latr it is best to eat them all at once. half eaten friends really don't reheat well i was d/c qwest sucks so much cock mmmmmmmmmmmmm if only it was mine lol cuz isp's are sooooo sexy mmmm......isp's.... sometimes albert thinks of isps when he f#$@#$#@%$$#%$#@%$#@%$3s we have seen scifi in sweden but they shut it down i really miss it (sorry bad english speling) it's ok, we are used to dave ho is dave lol dave is HO thats right dave is a ho i dont understand neither does he mmmm...donkey balls... *drool* What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm? How do you find your way through this shit? juno having fun? yep jilling off it be fun :) hmmmmmmmmmmm can i help i think i got it handled HA HAND HHAHAH lol dork the greatest porn i ever saw was of this one chic masturbatin on a coach and the bitch came like...5 feet looked like she was pissing i wanna do that i'd be like.."HEY PHIL! WANNA SEE SOMETHING COOL?" :D .. im gonna go spank my monkey and stick my thumb up my ass as you always do KIRK¤© i dont normally use my thumb i use someone elses thumb yeah but dad is out ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowe so you have to make due dont go there you fuckin asshole i will hunt you down and KILL YOU I WILL CHOP YOUR FUCKIN HEAD OFF WITH A CHAINSAW ....sometimes i paint a face on my hand and pretend i am raping it.. then i put fake blood on there and imagine it's dead then i shit there and imagine i'm humping ass then i lick it off and imagine that i'm no longer hungry Course, when I picked up macabre, David had something smart to say . . . . Like, "What happened to you? you're sick anymore" Bah, he's a tard I want you to tell him. "Yep, I'm sick, by the way, Eric fucks me in the ass" lmao oh man he'd die of a heart attack Like he almost did about my vibrator lmao [Part 1/3] I'm not so innocent anymore like most believe lol she is a virgin, dont listen to her Yes, I am I just. . . study for when I'm ready Ya, study She studies porn doing my homework and shtuff She uses binoculars when she watches [Part 2/3] Yup I have to get an almost first hand experience I asked her once to touch me, but she said no I wasnt. . . ready Im ashamed to admit So I think she is a lesbian thats my opinion the kids I have, well, they were implanted by aliens [Part 3/3] shush you! 149A14£9¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°14°9™14 - is your real hubby? What The Fuck Uh well erm ;) Damn you A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™. * Elric cries Oh well, I have N-Hyumin ..........i like pie... * RedChocobo 's words of wisdom: We say dogs are mans best friend and Diamonds are a girl's best friend, then we wonder why relationships collapse [cQt][2116] I have anal sex with my wife, just thought you should all know :) heh * Lady Delphie † dies | lol 2116 my ex gf fucked me in the ass too.. i miss it :( so did mine nm #Blacksands topic: Did you know, if you let the marshmellows in Lucky Charms out in the air, they become soft. #BotTestLab topic: BotTestLab: It's like, "Hey! Condoms!" #dragonballz topic: khjsfkhjaksfhaksfhkasjf That's what they all say. #BotTestLab topic: BotTestLab: It's like, "Holy fuck, what is this shit?" I NEED A BOWL OF PEE TO SMOKE ACID angry butt sex? mmmmmm.....angry bu-er....drugs...yes...mmmm....drugs LAST NIGHT I WATCHED THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT HAD THIS THING ON FREKSHOWS AND I SAW MANDA'S MOM/DAD Juno said you have a 2 incher yup who likes slim jims i do Deaf they rool YAY SLIM JIM "EAT ME" .. that's no offer Cassius I was too busy looking at porno to make a lewd comment about that last one, Juno, sorry... lets all talk like george bush! is our children learning? that just made my day to know that i will look like a pedophile..when im 19 [Part 1/3] [cQt][F] * RedChocobo is gonna make an anime..I'm gonna call it "Super Monkey robot Fighter Pilot G" | didn't work...the monkeys demanded more mangoes.. y didnt u just pay them bananas? ... they uh....demanded....mangoes.. oh suurree [Part 2/3] but No, they can' hav ze mango.... that and they'd throw shit all over the giant robots.... get...cgi monkeys or people dressed up in rubber monkey costumes or train the monkeys or i'll take te easy way.... breed a race of super monkeys.... [Part 3/3] they will be my evil forest warriors for the awaiting invas*EEP* .... hmmm... well i wont be over here breeding a race of super.....some other kinda animal.... once my dog ate a sweater and it crapped out the tag and it said 100%cotten on the outside off it.... I've done that uve pooped out the tags of sweaters that said "100% cotton"? yes damn i wish i could do that #BotTestLab topic: http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/p/nm/20010825/pl/mdf41611.html <-- The leader of the free world, folks. i got a pussy i can pm with allllll the time * Juno likes it up the ass see.. if alien was here he'd quote that shit i like it when girls pee on me [Part 1/2] i want some good juno porn! HUSH i got ONE pitter of my shoulder probably more on phils comp * VF-1S Veritech coughs oh hus.. not yet i made him a cd called "the theresa show" [Part 2/2] one ep is all about the anatomy of the breast course.. i'm too poor to afford a model so i had to use myself as a diagram :( i'm sure he'll hate it did u send it? nope i burned it oh GOGO POWER RANGERS go go power rangers http://www.aboutstarz.com/jolie/index16.html http://www.aboutstarz.com/jolie/index16.html http://www.aboutstarz.com/jolie/index16.html dude.. alien.. i think i've done and soiled my panties * N-Hyumin searches for child porn shit i'm a child too makes this shit legal i like to get there before the hair..... little girls: fuck em and chuck em hump and dump em hit it and quit it Pop it and stop it [Part 1/2] * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ sets his alarm ahead another hr.. al why you gotta get up? well... to.. read the.. paper.... oh yeah sure YOURE GONNA FUCK SOME HOT BITCH AND YOU GOT AN EARLY START [Part 2/2] nahhh lol DONT BE SO MODEST JUST BE ALL "IMA POUND THAT ASS" "BIETCH" OOOH WHAT'S HER NAME WHAT'S HER NAME MIRANDA IS HER NAME SHE HAS TITTIES TO MARS *gasp* he is 25 25? thats oldish.... Thanks Femmy, that makes me. . .uh ancient but elric ur a cool older guy.... I am only cool cuz you are the only teenager on here that I dont cyber with [cQt][F] anybody wanna cyber *** Lady Delphie † has joined #dominion | Ya, LD will cyber with anyone You should try Alien. you have my permission *** Parts: Seti (UKScifi.Net@unzb.hzif.goss.oxsh.this.chat.server) I think Seti went looking for Lady Delphie † Hey Erick, tell your sister something for me OK Tell her I want head when I get home LMAO!!!!!!! She said TWICE * Elric knows Lis is gonna kill me Whoa Twice? * Elric buys viagra she says im cruel.....but......she liked it I know she did When I say the word 'sex' the first word out of her mouth is when #Clan`Eve topic: Welcome to Ralph's PMS shelter for men.......cuz a week is a terrible thing to waist #BotTestLab topic: http://www.BinaryTopia.com/ctrlaltdel2.jpg - BotTestLab Custom Keyboards: All you'll ever need to run Windows | [ Alternate URL: http://prometheusufo.tripod.com/Alien_Hunter_Quotes/ctrlaltdel2.jpg ] #starwars topic: Actual Bagage claim announcement: if your baggage is stolen, talk to the bagage claims office, or your Kmart Representitive #dragonballz topic: Solaris wears Mario Party panties. Yoshi wears Solaris's panties. Close enough. slim jims is like crap...shit that's juicy inside KITTY PORN RULES i'm gonna start a kitty porn site that'd be awesome The female terminator should be Divine. Or Charro. That would fucking rule. Cootchy cootchy, ya fuckin bastiches. afk grading cheese grading or grating? she's filling out its report card CHEDDER: A+ LIMBURGER: F- With her you never know IF LITTLE GIRLS ARE MADE OF SUGAR, SPICE, and EVERYTHING NICE... WHY DON'T WE BAKE THEM AND EAT THEM? You've got the right idea....except for the baking part... You can't very well eat them raw.. Oh yes you can! Well we'll catch two, Timelord, and we'll have ourselves a little "special" version of "Iron Chef"... [cQt][2192] [...] I am only cool cuz you are the only teenager on here that I dont cyber with | Elric doesn't cyber with me... Not that I'm upset... just stating a fact. wish I could say the same. *rubs ass* :-( 4,1GOH GOWE POUWERE RAINJURZ * SugaMomma plops down in her corner and thinks STOP THINKING ABOUT MY BREASTS I GET AROUND so i've heard... iv got a lovely bunch 4:03 HEY OD IM HOME FROM SCHOOL 4:03 HEY OD IM STILL HERE 4:07 WELL NOT MUCH IS GOING ON 4:08 IM PISSING AND ITS COMING DOWN REALLY WARM 4:10 I THINK IM GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM cheater ew wth u prostitute dont make me whip them out cuz u know i will o yeah show me show me the money okay i will i'm thinking on my 40th birthday i'm gonna shoot myself in the noggin be reborn as a fire hydrant so dogs and people can piss on me how do you get layed juno? i..don't? you sure no i'm not some guy might climb in my window and fuck me while i'm sleeping albert is so gay only when i have sex with men i ate an apple my best friend pissed on #dragonballz topic: are you any good at karate? Well...let's just say...If I was fighting myself....I'd probably win. #Castle of Midnight topic: 1,4 sure the action and (sometimes) the animation in DBZ is top-notch, but a monkey, blind-folded and smoking crack could make a script for DBZ #MST-HomeGame topic: Today's news: Sad little tards still sad little tards. #Farscapesucks topic: Farscape Sucks, So much, that its worse than school. Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet? A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion. * Valick is in colledge now... ive been here for only 1 hour and had 3 complaints about music on too loud #BotTestLab topic: The part that goes duuuun duka-duka-duu dun duuunn duuunn duunnn #Farscapesucks topic: Farscape = Muppets in Space! *** RedChocobosNuts has joined #DOMINION1 *** RedChocobosNuts was kicked by RedChocobo (RedChocobo) omg ow.... 4,1No one shall die a virgin because life screws us all. #quinn15'sapartment topic: OH MY GOD INSOMNIA! YOU WERE THE BEST FUCK I'VE EVER HAD! OH MY!! I NEVER SCREAMED SO LOUD IN MY LIFE!!! #TheShiningSun topic: In the near future, Bill Gates will start a company called "Sky Net". He will build Artifical Intelligence powered robotics that have strength that will destroy any resistence of competetive software companies. From there, he steals other peoples robotic designs and A-bomb designs, and will be responsible for 5 billion computers crashes. world wide, and will have the government begging at their knees so he does not destroy the world with is madness! * M‡gªde†H shows N-Hyumin his enourmous titties * N-Hyumin licks the grease off them mmmm i shaved em just for you ;) * N-Hyumin totally shits on juno's head it's german porn time * N-Hyumin humps the pile that'd be japanese no japanese chicks just like *small tits* *put out* *sell child to black market* *rinse, repeat* some sort of new hair gel? some don't even rinse.... i think i have to blow some shit out of my rectum afk i'm a weird drunk.. i laugh and i laugh then i just stare lose my shirt then laugh some more dude.. Nair rules it's all makin my pubes just..*yoink* i can just grab a pube and *YOINK* stinks like shit though bet ya wanted to know that.. cavemen tire easily RARGH ME TIRED ME WANT BEEF * Pe®§eµ§ gives odin some of his "beef" * Od¡n][666 charges Pe®§eµ§ $2.50 * Pe®§eµ§ pays odin #BotTestLab topic: yeah and you can strangle me,and use my dead body for underage porn. o.x; my kitty's raping me! Sorry I didnt say hi. I'm sorta out of it and I'm trying to figure out about last night. I'm wondering how someone can do that. That is pretty weird. I bet I could of had my way with her for phone sex. Well, i have my way with her anyway, so nm #VampiresCastle topic: How much would you want to be compensated for putting your song in a Power Rangers spinoff movie? 100% i got 2 balls lets have a pep rally them balls gonna be hangin on my car's mirror Change the topic too.."Arrrrrrrgg! I sat on my thumb and now I can't get it out!!" I'm like a grouchy old lady......dont mind me * MµffMaster waves to p you have to wave to p? Hmm, and I thought they had to USE their hands to pee. used to guess they wave now Nooooo quotin' when Rooooow is drinkin'. WHY NOT? he quotes me when i'm on drugs medication rather *cough Crimson Skye is on drugs Crimson Skye smokes crack i do i do ownz Ownz what? um, my wife YOU OWN YOUR WIFE??? I own her and her tits and her ass. . . . . My wife has a tight ass, err. . . . lol hush Elric * Elric looks at Crim Sorry, but I cant help it, we are freaks Forgive me, I thought this room was for "scifi chat"... wth is scifi chat? SeagullFanatic: vagina nose ALogic8: michael jackson? ALogic8: where? SeagullFanatic: lol *** Joins: Monkeys Invade Uranus (nunya@ivle.xsme.tiee.lhug.this.chat.server) lol can i help invade uranus? no u may not vt that is my job oh ok * VF-1S Veritech cries * Monkeys Invade Uranus points and laughs ya know what? FUCK YOU ALL! You only wished you had it bad Goodbye!!!!<< #BotTestLab topic: Eat Grandma Pizza for your daily dose of Grandma! #MST-HomeGame topic: Is it me, or does the Morpheus icon look just a little bit like Brak? * Abyss chugs down a cold one * Agent L chugs down Abyss * NightWolf shits into wolf form and hoooooooooooooowwwwwwlllllssssssss!!!! I DONT WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL ON TUESDAY IM GONNA KILL MYSELF what school N_Hyumin? butt hump high then you've got a big ass lol I hate people with big asses, dang i hate ppl who pretend like they dont have them and high behind internet identities like you slut so shut your dick reciever [Part 1/5] so there i was at the movie theatre ticket boothe closed no more showings. so what do i do? i shrug and walk inside with a few buddies. looking at the concession stand workers, analyzing them and thinking to myself that I could take any and/or all of them if they tried some shit, we simply walked down one of the hallways with various movies. [Part 2/5] then we see a door marked "O". hmm. this looks like a good movie. i mean, come on. if they were creative enough to come up with the name "O", then obviously they were creative enough to come up with an original, interesting movie. right? so we walked in the theatre. the movie's about halfway over, but what the hell. it's free. [Part 3/5] all in all, the movie was good. not too original, but definitely interesting. so once it was over, we made our way towards the oh-so sought after exit. and what do we hear? "Hey! You!" *turns around* "Me?" "Yeah, and your buddies." he got raped....... we see some guy dressed in one of those cheesy movie theatre outfits calling me and my buddies. [Part 4/5] now, we're not idiots. we know if we go over to him, he's going to start some shit. so what do we do? walked over.. naturally, we tell him to "Look, over there!" and run the other way. lol dork so we run. well.....this story just took a disney channel turn [Part 5/5] that was pretty much the zenith of excitement for tonight. after that, we just cruised around downtown for a little bit, watching our nutsacks shrivel up. and then we went home. that just shaves my ass. #BotTestLab topic: The 1997 Jack Nicholson film - "As Good As It Gets", is known in China as "Mr. Cat Poop". #dragonballz topic: *** Rejoined channel #starwars *** Topic is 'Anyone that makes deragatory comments about homosexuals will be banned.' That topic is so gay. I DROOL FOR GOOSH SHIT mmmmmmmhmm * Od¡n][666 farts out some ass-foam JUNO'S PURDY fuck you ... juno's peeeerddyy....phil's an ugly bastard one time i stuck my finger in my cunt and wiggled it around a bit it was cool LAST NIGHT I WATCHED SEX AND THE CITY AND MIRANDA WATCHED A DUDE SHIT THEN SHE PULLED OUT HER DILDO jesus, odin it's true! I SWEAR TO GOD then Sam was all *lesbo sex with mexican lady* *female ejaculation* .....ew nm so VT when is your guest appearence on 'Queer as Folk' airing? um.....i never had a guest appearence cause im not gay (ya right) aaw.w...admit it you like to have ryo-ohkibutt pump you Tonight I have front row seats He is supposed to sling cum I brought a towel Fuck kazaa *kazaa moanz* FUCK aYOU *ayou moans* You want to know whats cool about Everquest? You can cyber with someone you meet. sure its an animated character, but shit, the females have huge tits I dont cyber with the woman that dont shave on that game. I do like the fact they have more hair under their arms than me Music is good. It distracts people. People need to be distracted. God knows I'd give anything to stop the voices in my head. All that screaming. Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?! IS BOB SAGGET GAY? yes odin Veritech......*breathe*.....I.......am your father NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO My wife is semi cannabalistic. she doesnt eat, but she sucks and swallows * RedChocobo has no middle finger....how will he drive? My new job I work in a factory now. I sand the rough edges of mass produced cabinets. Basically I repeatedly stroke a lot of wood. John Edward is NOT HERE. He never was, this room does not approve of him, and there will be NO discussion of him in here. *** MAL †  (PHBBBBBBBT@ofao.etkp.lxqs.oeoc.this.chat.server) has joined #dominion sup nappa shaddup deadtone mal you should seek royalties from the producers of dragonballz and say they used your image for a character * gega` eats some shweaty peanuts howe owe oh owe oh owe oh owe oh owe oh *cums this pizza's crap give it to meeeeee! (M‡gªde†H likes eating crap) i got a rash on my balls :( * Juno hangs her head in shame GIMME FUUUUUUUUUEL GIMME FIIIIIIIRE GIMME LIQUUUOR THATS NOT THE LINE JAMES SORRY i just want crotchless panties that way i won't have to pull down my undies to piss my toilet always smiles when i approach it, it's all feed me :) VT and I are hooking up. We plan to deal crack mmmmmmm....crack See, VT is excited about it there wont be much to sell if im there He is gonna have lots of money and plenty of ho's damn straight VT ownz this room is full of corn pullin country pussy [Part 1/2] Ok, my take of the room Aqµªr¡µ§ - - Dont know em', Arobusai - Nice nick, WTF does it mean?, A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ - Quote man, Crimson Skye - Secretly a Lesbian, Deaft0ne - Fuck off or I'll flood, Elric Ownz, gega` - dating manda, [Part 2/2] linuxrouter - - doesnt say much, Lªd¥Kª†† - very quiet, MAL † - hates dave , Od¡n][666 - Escaped from prison, Ramza - Uh. . . , ryo-ohki - Sex bot, SemiCharmed - Could care less, SportyChic - Mmmmmm. . .Sporty, Turquoi§e † - Likes the color tourquoise?, VF-1S Veritech - Master of the 80 ton cock, Xedrethor - Hates us all hey Arobusai wtf does ur name mean? asshole ... it means asshole? I'm a lesbian and I have pics depicting sexual acts with myself and other women I LIKE SEEING A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ NUDE O_O Hell, seeing isnt like being with him I'M GONNA GO GET A SEX CHANGE IN SAN FRANCISCO SO TOOL CAN FUCK ME lmao odin I wish I was only making that up.. sad, isn't it A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™..........just put the quote thingy down.......think about it....we can forget all this and buy a small cabin on a lake......have children....and live the rest of our lives happily wihtout another quote every again...........we could be whole.........PLEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE.......................*sob*..........I beg thee * Od¡n][666 holds A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™'s limp body up......falls to his knees and yells.....'WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY' I dont think thats why you went to your knees Lady D was in town so......ya know I had $5 Ya, she is cheap I told her to charge more, but ya know ya I heard she accepts credit cards now good for her lmao I have so much crusty shit on my ass it's not even funny! * Elric gives Od¡n][666 an SOS pad I need one of those metal ones or a sandblaster I have a boyfriend...dating forever...and I knew our best friend, yes, a mutual one, had this crush on me...but I never said anything until tonite when I asked him about it...and he got really...well, he beat around the bush alot before finally admitting....then i asked him to talk to me and he said no nite and signed off... Lauralanthalasa, if you get a pair or two of hairy unicorn boobs I think all will be okay thanks... can i get a Justin Timberlake skin? why are you asking me? your computer :P Skin Justin Timberlake... hmmmm sounds like a good idea. * Cassius makes Juno's wish come true no, I haven't found my cock!! Devils Preacher enjoys masturbating left handed midget albinos on the side of the freeway with his teeth right handed and on the parkway oh sorry get it right Iron-Monk sheesh 770-562-1386 Ask for Lisa I don't know what college yet but i'll probably major in chemistry minor in butt sex... I WANT TO OWN A COMIC SHOP AND MOLEST KIDS IN THE BACK AND TREKKIES WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR BALLS MANDA sjust regular i have regular balls balls that barely fit my balls are blue and juicy toilets are for purging or when the urge in your crotch grows to great to contain, but never for testing. This ain't a classroom on toilet ediquette but no twosies on the head dammit! I have all the time in the world now. in my latest installment one of my characters has a dream which ends in a blank white place with one of his best friends (girl) for now in a blue dress. And that damn snoop dogg beams in and says slap that ass girl an At movie theaters I walk into a handicapped stall for the hell of it because of the space and start yelling ahhhhhhh it burns and love to see people's reactrions when they're walking in walking out or washing their hands wondering what psycho is ahhhhhhhhhhh it bruns! there's this mentally challenged ex-bouncer and recently found out to be a child molester after he punched me in the back and ran at the mcdonalds and told my friend's mom"your son is talking shit." but he told my friend this new pop catch phrase"move along little doughboy!" his name is richard. move along this town is driving me insane. too many crazy people and people with sick secrets under the wholesome small town image. I'm going to write a book about all of this but all I need is a plot Durandal is totally going for quotes this is who I am unfortunately. I'm a quote monger so there i was. standing out at the front of the store where I work in the mall. looking at Kelley, as she looked at me. her hair cascaded down her face like some sort of beautiful, hairy waterfall. i saw her wave, so naturally, i wave back. yes, there was something in the air that night, and it wasn't my usualy flatulence. no, it was something much deeper than that, much deeper. Phantom Menace:the pornographic journeys 10/16 good natilie let's see how the scene looks without any clothes! Panties in the Lucas reclaimation bin please turn around please. the camera is your new best friend i stood here. she stood there. there was a great divide between us - a river that must be crossed, a mountain that must be climbed, a dragon that must be slayed - all for the long, sought-after treasure. so what do i do? i wave. she waves back. i pierce her deep, dark eyes, and see what lies amidst her soul...and guts, and black stuff. what do i see? i see interest...and by-products of a half-eaten cookie. i wanna be filled with piss ew i just ate a fly NOW YOU'RE A FLY GIRL HAHAHAHAHA LIKE.. JENNIFER LOPEZ * Juno grows a bigger ass #starwars topic: Thank God for boring summer days...2749 licks. THAT's how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop. Your actual milage may vary, of course. #DragonsDen topic: Feed the homeless to the hungry, solve 2 problems at once. #TheTavern topic: 11,0%0,11% 10,11%11,10% 2,10%10,2% 1,2%2,1%0,1  Yesterday is a Memory...Tomorrow is a Vision..TODAY IS A BITCH!!!  2,1%1,2% 10,2%2,10% 11,10%10,11% 0,11%11,0% i can suck my own nipple :) OK SOMEONE TELL ME WHY THEY PULLED EARTH FINAL CONFLICT??? Does anyone know??? no i am not in 2 scif whATSOEVER!!! lol then why are you chatting here?? LOOKING FOR SOME OUTER SPACEpussy! YEAH I AM GAY THE REASON BEING I NEVER GOT ANY BODY HIKAIR TILL I TURNED 14 A GUY THAT HAS BEAUTIFUL PEN-man-SHIP in high-school loves to jack off in front of his buds in a bowl of frosted flakes this kid at school thinks I'm all depressed and wanna kill myself so he comes up today 'OMG OMG I'M SO DEPRESSED I WANNA KILL MYSELF' and I glare at him and calmly say 'I think I've found a more conveniant target'........it's fun to fuck with poeple :) [Part 1/2] Cassius can i rape you? I dunno... can you? Do you have the capacity to do it? Are you capable of raping someone? yes Do you have a penis? yes [Part 2/2] A penis large enough to fit into someone's rectum and not slip right back out again? sure cassius Well then why are you asking if you can? Why aren't you asking if you may? may i rape you? Fuck no. (faggot) #BotTestLab topic: "Tupac, Notorious B.I.G., Eazy-E, Scott LaRock—some of y'all niggaz are already up in this bitch," the Lord said. whatever happened to cornflakes? she met Phil and killed herself [Part 1/2] are you telling me any crackheaded fool that lived back thenm all they had to do is write something down and if 10000 years lkater we found it we would take it to heart? that's what we do isn't it? [Part 2/2] The Bible was written by people thousands of years ago we know nothing about them besides what's told in the Bible in 2000 years civilization is going to find a copy of harry potter....i pity the fools that will join that religion ALL MEN WANNA KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO SPREAD THERE FUCKING LEGS AND HAVE A DICK RAMMED HOME [Part 1/2] i wanna grow my armpit hair real long and put beads on them think pil will find it alluring I like it when a chick has hairy pits .. you just like fur yeah [Part 2/2] you should go out with my sister her bush covers her thighs HOOK A BROTHA UP HOOK A BROTHA UP HOOK A BROTHA UP HOW OLD IS SHE she's with another guy, sorry she's 21 SHIT WELL KEEP ME UPDATED [cQt][F] I'M GONNA GO GET A SEX CHANGE IN SAN FRANCISCO SO TOOL CAN FUCK ME lmao odin I wish I was only making that up.. sad, isn't it | I never said that I dont think i was even in here then besides, Tool could just bang me in the ass #PitchBlack topic: If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it? #DragonBallZ topic: HI A/S/L?? And that, ladies and gentlemen is why I don't eat meat. #BotTestLab topic: If you get the chance, play some Yahoo! Chess. It is fun stuff! If you get REALLY lucky, maybe you will even get to play Yoshi, and KICK HIS ASS NUMB. Kinda like I, Faze, did, at 6:20AM. Mwahahaha. I got my Arm Blown off in 'nam... 'Vietnam?' "no, Nam Wisconsin... cheese factory explosion.... "If you are what you eat, I could be you by tomorrow." - Anonymous A Little Information: The first thing you need to know is that I have chronic Ben Schumin-esque diarrhea of the mouth, and always volunteer more information than asked. That being said... Elric was the kind of kid that wore a helmet to school and rode the little bus so they could make sure he didn't dip his hands into the other lil' girls panties... oh yes... that's right... sex change folks... you've read it here first.... "There's fast food, then there's KFC." <-- Meaning don't go to KFC unless you got an hour to wait on fucking CHICKEN PRODUCTS... * RedChocobo coughs up a G-string.. * Deaft0ne wears it ...when the hell did i eat that? last night when we were in bed RedChocobo * RedChocobo walks outback... *the sound of loud vomiting can be heard Phil's my little ass pirate #DragonBallZ topic: American pi, the story of 2 american teenage highschool scientists who fall in love and have sex alot in the lab. Starring 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196 as the Pi itself. #Deep13 topic: Servo411: you make me nuts juggle SmarterChild: I make you nuts juggle? Really? if u can't tell by now how i type and cuss and express the man in me fuck it i am GAY i cut a hole in my mattress and had sex with it i poured a little shampoo in the hole to make it feel good and i had a good orgasm #BotTestLab topic: are you bored? tired? stretching to the point of causing muscle cramps? ........... me too... forget this commercial.. i'm going to bed... #DeathBC topic: 9,1I AM DRUNK OF BORG, RESISTANCE IS FLOOR TILE 12,1------9,1------4,1 Set By 9,1-->0,1 O®®in 12,1<--5,1<4,1>9,1DeathByChoice5,1<4,1> 12,1Designed and Scripted by 5,1<4,1>9O®®in5,1<4,1> would u like to taste my plump shweaty balls I SAY DAMN YOU WOMAN BUT I NEED THAT PUSSY know what? were all a buncha stupid profane Violent alcholic Crackhead Perverts... * Crimson Skye writes that down... stupid profane Violent alcholic Crackhead Perverts... what were we last night? lewd, violent alcoholics? yep we went up about 3 adjectives... * Yoshi is away: girl scout camp haha Hey at least if I can't get cookies, I can get nookies. i love the commercials for these new drugs,,, when there like " Side affects may include, dizziness, nausea, viral infection, and in rare cases DEATH who the fuck is gonna buy that shit Sideeffects include falling into a dream like state and having to cross a lake of fire...it will not burn, than you will stare down th e face of a crying infant who will be torn apart by wolves..you will try to sxream, but no sound comes from your mouth only blood. next you will face a doppelganger of yourself beat it and you will come to 2 doors one will lead you to the 9th layer of hell...the othe rwill return you to reality.....other side effects include diahrea and cramps [Part 1/2] http://www.thecelebdepot.com/Actresses/amyjojohnson/009.jpg put her on my lap and spank her lol Damn Zero, this is the cutest girl I've seen as long as I can remember. yeah thats one of the reasons i watches some power rangers [Part 2/2] If I would have known, I would have watched the damn power rangers just to see her. she came out 'exercising' with this tight pink ass showing suit thingy I just want a hour in bed with her! Is that too much to ask?? I taped that episode a long time ago then spanked to it later that night [Part 1/2] [cQt][2343] i cut a hole in my mattress and had sex with it i poured a little shampoo in the hole to make it feel good and i had a good orgasm | I could just imagine him trying to sell his matress at a garage sale. some guy: "yeah, uh, what's this hole from right here?" [Part 2/2] hmm: "oh, that's nothing. that's just where i cut a hole in it and fucked it, and poured a little shampoo in to increase my orgasm." some guy: "uuummm....what?!" hmm: "hmm? what? SEX FUCK PUSSY ORGASM PINK INSIDE PUSSIES CUNT DICK PENIS SEX" some guy: "yeah, ok pal." peels out and drives off #Vampires topic: 14//14//0//14//14//14 Ever notice how Yoshi uses the same topic in three rooms he decides to have someone hold for him so he can play god? 14,1\\14\\0\\14\\14\\ 04,01*** 15Topic from 14(04Blackice[X]14)04: 14[15Topic:00Yes I have noticed that. Have you ever notice how dorky he is too?14] #BotTestLab topic: Remember, every time Disney plays "Fun fun fun" over the loudspeaker at the California Adventure park, Charles Manson gets a cut of the lisencing. I SEEN THE SICKEST FUCKING PORNO OF MY LIFE THIS MORNING 2 WOMEN HOLDING DOWN ANOTHER WOMAN FORCING A DOGS DICXK IN HER PUSSY dave youre a complete perverted freak THANKS NEPHEW IT'S IN UR bvlood 2 lol i think u signed me up for some weird porn things..i had those on block..and i went and removed all my blocked email addys and i started getting all this crap mail. no I didn't sign anyone up for porn but the other day I got the harry potter newsletter... I just remember an owl then I woke up in an ambulence gega` is suck a sweetie #BotTestLab topic: Tune in to new LabCast 2.0 at http://24.8.111.189:8000 ! Or else! if a girl has a shirt on that says "i'll show you mine if you show me yours" do you think she means it no she's a tease. what if when she bent over you could see her thong then bend over and show her your thong lol GINNY WORKED HER ASS OFF 14 HOURS YESTERDAY ATG HARDEE'S WISH I COULD HAVE SPENT 1/2 THAT FUCKING TIME WITH THE GODDAMN OWNER DRINKING FINE ALCOHOL I WOULD HAVE THROWN HIS DICK IN A 50 GALLON DRUM OF BISCUITS AND GRAVY AND HE B THE FUCKING SAUSAGE 1 OF MY DOMINION quest is crimson skyes pic really crimsond skye i don't think she is i think she might b a big fat fucking slob when she just put up her site she had some pics on the family page of her with her kid and she looks liek some over-tanned older woman and when me and other people in here were saying thats who she is she got rid of em as opposed to the ones on the buddyweiser page brb peeing sweet [Part 1/2] michael jax0n's a scary lookin muckerfother for real * MaxEvans agrees yeah he looks creepier now i can honestly say that i would dread seeing him irl because he looks like something you'd see in one of those cheesy 80s horror movies like Dr. Giggles [Part 2/2] yeah i know creepy bastard loox like he tried getting a face lift http://msn.eonline.com/Features/Features/Jackson/index4.html look at tha pic OMG HE'S BEAUTIFUL aww.. i'd fuck him :) [Part 1/2] juno...if i were the last man on earth and you the last woman would you you know paint my toenails? if you cleansed them first N-Hyumin if i were the last man on earth no [Part 2/2] phil no and you were the last man on earth would we be the same person? probably but i'd have the lower section you the uppper sweet [Part 1/2] i keep my bible in a pool of blood so that none of its lies can affect me i keep my bible under a sheet of dust cause i don't touch it i keep my bible in a box i keep my bible on top of my amp ...you have a bible? wait.. i think i got one in my cubby [Part 2/2] bible's actually interestin once you get past the "AND NOAH HAD FUCKING THREE HUNDRED KIDS WHO ALL LIVED TO BE FIVE HUNDRED AND EIGHTEEN" after i went through my confirmation, i spit on my bible and threw it in a dumpster :) best work of fiction ever made "I don't know what weapons WWIII will be fought with, but WWIV will be fought with sticks and stones." -Einstein In the City of God there will be a great thunder, Two brothers torn apart by Chaos, while the fortress endures, the great leader will "succumb" , "The third big war will begin when the big city is burning" - Nostradamus 1654 nostradamus predicted a lot of things graverobbers opened his casket... and he had a medallion around his neck... they picked it up and turned it over and it said the year that his grave would be robbed they got freaked out and ran i want to get sexual favors from a computer cept Phil doesn't put out anymore MY BRA IS CHOKING ME don't wear it around your neck, gega` oh its not supposed to go around the neck? around your hips. put your blue balls in it #BotTestLab topic: Take note... The bold social experiment: Having 20% of the world's people consume 80% of the world's material. The result: Poor countries hate us HIDING UR TEARS IN THE MILITAry IS BOUT AS HARD TO DO AS finding a place to jack-off hey N-Hyumin i just would like to say that if world war iii comes tomorrow i loved you most of all cept for Deaft0ne um ok i would like to say if ww iii comes tomorrow i loved orange soda more than any of you *** Joins: avoodoodoll (bgatesvoodoodoll@lqyj.grnd.tgsn.xizz.this.chat.server) * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ pokes avoodoodoll with a needle * avoodoodoll smiles as somewhere in Redmond, an overpaid nerd screams in pain I sat on a penils wtf... GO GO POWER RANGEEEEEEERS excuse me, my rectum needs unloading... COME HERE, YOUNG JUDICATOR * Dr R Kafelnykov PhD sits in the middle of a nutrient pool Just call it what it is, Dr. A bucket full of semen sure Mr. 56k, blame it on angelfire's servers mr. ohh look at me i have cable so i take it up the ass at least I can take it up the ass FASTER "mommy...what's feminine heigene?" "i don't know dear, why don't you ask the pelicans that are following me" I wanna 3 way with vt and odin *cums* KIRK's mom has a pretty big pussy not THE biggest.. * MuffMaster likes PhilMuckitt's beautiful nekkid body [Part 1/2] IE dwas walekign ouet of e WENDEIESL yeaseterday angd theise craalyzyte 65 eyare owled WHIWETE GUEY assueldted mee!@@#! HEre saised her e was ruennigne foer GOVERN4OER and ife IEr dicdne't voerte foer himer her'sd KICKDRE MEYT GAYERLOREDT ASSER!@#32 THErn he hiett me ing ther ribse with ane4r IDAHEO POTATEOE THEenr hers if eyre didnty'4e voete foer heim he'se d caller heirs MERsxicaen budeyr toe heit mer withe hies bager ofe OREANGES!@!#@ [Part 2/2] IEr felset liekd a guey with34e now pubews and faet tietteis takeing al shoewr ate teh YMCAFTE!#!@ TEHratr feukcighn UERINVE SOADK3ERD WHREOUEREWE~@!!@!@@! NEOwe IER smerlldy liked the FAtE CAPEOITOSAL OFE TEH WOWERLD!@!#@ EIr Wasdf screamefing leitk tha3et WONDEREF FAGGHE BOANGEO frueogmo UF21@!#!@ Thf3eiunte he steole mbye GOELD E RIEMVS froemf mey 837'f3e Escaoert!@!!@ I bet it's easy to become friends with Robert Downey Jr. just call him and say "hey i'm high" I'M THERE yeah deaf "want an eighth" "sure friend" i like it when girls wear those low-rise pants, and the side straps of their thong is visible above the low-waist line of the pants damn that's sexy yeah i love that Riddler those girls are really easy to talk to as well probably easy to jump in bed with too when they sit down you can see the thong up their butt and they don't mind if you stare [Part 1/2] when ur 12 u wanna be 13 when ur 13 u wanna be 16 when ur 16 u wanna be 18 when ur 18 u wanna be 21 when ur 21 u wanna be 25 for the big insurance break when you're 25 you want to be 18 [Part 2/2] im gonna have as much fun as possible while im 18 when you're 16 you want to be 8 so you can get all that tight pussy i would know 8? yeah dude all 8 year olds are virgins once you're like 16 you wish you woulda capitalized I go up to the hispanic chicas that barely know english and I say "sex0" and they smile and I lead them back to my palace lol palace you live in the slums dont lie no fucker lol most of them give head as soon as i close the door it ownz gimme dim sno-cone titties and i;ll shave ur ice ice BABT! I could send yu the sims it's only like 4 megs O_o not right now but....sometime alright then you could make your roswell house yeah outta nowhere today I installed it again... I've already killed 3 people and 2 babies and I've formed a gay couple lol What do hicks do to celebrate Halloween? eh.. gee i don't know please tell me Pump kin. lol freak :P [Part 1/3] hey Cassius whats new Not much. 'cept my bruises. bruises? you get into a fight I wish. then what happened some chick with a huge penis hit him YEAH And I'm all "Oh, it's on now, you man-bitch." [Part 2/3] and I hit her, right in the FACE. well, it... Then it tried cumming at me with it's huge board of a penis, and I'm all "Oh, I don't think so, BIATCH!" and sucker punched the penis-head of this weird creature. [Part 3/3] That pretty much stopped it in it's freak-ish tracks. After that, a quick nipple twist, and it was down on the ground... and I just took a baseball bat to it's penis head like it was teeball or something.... I would've gotten in a little closer, but I would've fallen into it's gaping hole of a vagina. It was nuts man. Absolutely crazy. i dont pm its tacky #Deep13 topic: Working buttocks of all countries, UNITE! [Part 1/2] a/s 79/m/africa what about you sexy? 12/f/saudia do you like old wrinkled sausage? u like hairless pussy? lil 12yo puss? actually, i like big monster dongs give me that old dick u gay or female ????? [Part 2/2] it's pretty eroded, when it's touched pieces break off i'm male, damnit. i'm a 79 year old male from Africa i live in a tent ur fukin crazy oh i get it, because i'm a black guy living in a tent, you're too good for my fossil cock hello u there hello *** Quits: horsecock (horsecock@lbon.mfed.pzbg.tmdq.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) #BotTestLab topic: I'm a BIG BITCH NIGGA WHO LOVES NELLY BECAUSE HE'S SO SEXAY! once when i was He-Man i beat up Skeletor once when i was horny i beat up my skeletor only he was a little more boney ok guys i'll stay....just..can i play a decent solo-OUCH DONT HIT ME I SAID I WOULD STAY DONT PULL MY HAIR OW NO LARS STOP!! oh shit i broke another nail, thanks guys....NO STOP HITTING ME OUCH OUCH OMG MY HAIR IS SO FLAMMABLE MY LIFE IS SUCH PAIN!! #BotTestLab topic: Ham is the most unsexy meat ever. i wish my chest was flat god i'd kill for B's but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO had to get dd's im making biscuits afk lol awww N-Hyumin..our own lil betty cocker oh man my nipples are hard i heard an old woman say "OH HARDER HARDER OH SHIT MY PACEMAKER STOPPED HARDER FUCK YE-uhhh" then she died yeah..that was my gradmother when you were videio taping us baby shit tastes like pears so do their heads and their livers taste like strained peaches. with a hint of pureed banana. once i popped open the soft spot in a baby's skull and started using it as a sexual orifice i'm not allowed at day-care any more god damn i called cassius up the other day and i was talking to him for like 10 minutes then finally i asked him "so what're you up to?" and he said "taking a shit." i think n-hyumin is touching his peehole. yes actually im eating lucky charms what'd you use for milk>? milk did you milk your boobies again? yes cool...how does it taste? its magically delicious let's all get drunk on cheap beer, smoke some weed, and dcc eachother!!! what do you find in Pinnochio's pants? a wood pecker #DragonsDen topic: Santa's so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. #BotTestLab topic: Sometimes, when I watch TV and I see people burning the American flag, I think to myself "Man, they're stupid. Don't they know they're holding it upside down?" #dragonballz topic: A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from? #FarscapeSucks topic: Id rather watch 4 hours of PBS than Farscape i have to pinch loaf ..i have to pinch like...the entire shelf of loaves birth the brown snakes i ah still not shating i need to let the amazon anacondas flow from the buttness the golden ambrosia showers of the rainforest it is time that i was shitting now the brown wonderbread of yore NO IF I DONT SHIT SOON I SHALL SPLODE AFK goku have you ever just dumped a load in your pants in a public area then went "HOO BOY!" ?? no very very what? ARE YOU A TERRORIST!? no are u yes i am terror worldwide baby i have a boxcutter... if you have an airplane we could have ourselves a party don't fuck with the biscuits or ill go all wild up on ya never deny a man his biscuits * Cassius puts the biscuit down, and zips his pants back up.. It was just so warm and buttery....... HICKERY DICKERY DOCK SOME CHICK IS SUCKING MY COCK THE CLOCK STRUCK 2 I DROPED MY GOO I DUMPED THE BITCH ON THE NEXT BLOCK 1112{4~12\4£11aughs 4O11ut 4£11oud1112/4~12} dear god yes? I still have a pic of like.....dmx when he was lil in temp..... damn you temp I WANTED TO FORGET THAT lol #dragonballz topic: * Link = public school You're a public school? How does it feel to have more people in and out of you than Britney spears? #egypt topic: 5«2•5»«2•5»«2•5»2 A woman is like a tea bag. You never know her strength until you dump her in hot water.5«2•5»«2•5»«2•5» I would be a horrible sexual harrassment panda.. "Aww.. little Jimmy... you shouldn't put your hand on that young girl's breast... that's not right... put it on her crotch.." #dragonballz topic: "A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting beside you saying, 'Damn but that was fun.'" 503 636 6333 "ted is a parttime airplane engineer and a full time risk taker" "*ted puts on a helmut and pads then walks into a crowd of black people* NNNNNIIIIIGEEEEERRRRRRSSSSSSSS!!!!!" "...wtf? get em!" *ted runs for dear life* I shit 3 times since I woke up at noon till 2 and it was big loads each time today I was all "UUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuunhhhhhh" *plop* *plop* *sploosh* *plip* i'll probably have to shit 3 more times at midnight till 2am I'll be all "UUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuunhhhhhh" *plop* *plop* *sploosh* *plip* k hey did u\you no that a fox can drink milk from is mom last night I went to this gay lil local band hardcore concert thing and there were all these scary goth punk people n stuff and they were all *moshpit* *roundhouse to the face* *hug and wipe away blood* and I was all *stand by the wall and be scared* THE SHOULD HAVE PUBLIC SEX PUSSY'S U CAN PAY 25 CENTS TO GET SUCKED OFF LIKE USEING A TELEPHONE U STICK YOUR DICK IN THE PUSSY FOR 25 CENTS #BotTestLab topic: Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes. trekies suck!!! yes......we're all trekies cause we're in a scifi chat room man star trek is so cool*sound of nerd who hasnt hit puberty* that would be your voice VT lol ass + sex = odin awesome lmao * VF-1S Veritech shits his pants except for #dominion this server is just full of retarded virginal fags Hey Alien Hunter, Have you seen my site yet? It sucks more nuts then a toothless squirrel.... nope lol ya wanna see it? sure www.geocities.com/akaichocobo 12RedChocobo 12can these squirrels be purchased at your site? ...no 12.. #DarkTower topic: Due to restrictions placed by the Topic Police Tonights topic has been cancelled PsYKoSoNiK do u have anything planned for this week to do outside of dominion like ride your bike or something well sometimes, i visit the status screen lol what's a good porn site with free shit geocities.com/gega84 lol g * Gega84 sniffs some ALL PURPOSE LIQUID PAPER CORRECTION FLUID BOND WHITE FOR MAXIMUM COVERAGE FAST DRYING .6FL OZ Gega84 likes eating white goo I need to shit ty for sharing gega I will when this cd is over when was the last time you shaved ur anus? I dont shave gega is hairy, like wolf do u have an anal afro? lol hell if I know o IT IS FLOOD TIME IM GONNA FLOOD THIS WHOLE FUCKING ROOM AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] [[[[[[[[[[[[[[ ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ lol irl [[[[[[ ]]]]]]] *** Quits: N-Hyumin (Symbolic@xczv.gnza.bnft.ykmu.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) i wanna incest now...just to make things difficult for the geneologists even though there's no females in my family except my mom #BotTestLab quote: That was appealing? Apalling! A peeling of a ceiling is a reeling feeling when the Dinosaurs Roamed The Earth, but Toenail Clippers can not save you now, Volume to your ear to your brain, golf. | Damn you, whoever let him take a hit off teh bong. *** Joins: terminator (Me@vurk.pttb.epmc.wbps.this.chat.server) hi hey you you can sick my pp dude i swear....sometimes living in the middle of woods scares the shit out of me i always hear weird noises like right now i hear this humming buzzing sound i swear there's some govt. project or alien ufo out there or something man what the fuck is that noise s'gettin louder and its creepy i dont even wanna look out the window BLAIR WITCH RARGH This is my Boom Stick *Holds up a Giant Flopping Dildo* Now The Next One of you Primitive Screw Heads that Lays a Finger on me is going to get up the Ass! once i got caught eating mayonnaise it was sooooooo embarassing i was like i didnt know it was mayo but they didnt believe me A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ i have a boogieman-related question are you afraid of things that go bump in the night? seriously im not gonna try and make some lame-assed joke dude, im being serious are you? ...o......well whenever i hear strange noises i piss my pants and haul ass :/ [Part 1/2] the other day my friend was all 'ya know how you look at a girl and you think she has a nice ass.....then realize that's where she takes shits..............gah' That just turned Odin on even more... WELL IF A GIRL WALKED BY HOLDING A BIG SLIMEY GREASY CHEESEBURGER YOU'D ORGASM [Part 2/2] no I wouldn't... I'd eat it... genius. duh 'specially if it had mayo and big leafy lettuce on it... if it had mayo and leafy lettuce, I would cream my jeans... ASIAN GUYS HAVE SMALL DICKS NO WONDER THE ASIAN WOMEN NEVER SMILE THATS WHY SO MANY CHINNESE WOMEN COME TO AMERCIA THEY WANT THE GOOD OLD AMERCIAN BIG DICK INSIDE THEM "You have biiiiiiiig AMEEEEEERICAN PENIS!" when i grow up im gonna be a doctor so i can give physicals to little boys and giggle as i touch the manhood boyhood rather WHEN YOU GO TO THE MALL AND ARE SHOPPING, INSTEAD YOU STARE AT ALL THE HOT CHICKS AND THINK "WHOAH, I WANT TO FUCK THEM ALL RIGHT NOW" (then you go to the food court bathroom and masturbate and go back to babbage's) Deaft0ne seems to have this all worked out when you go to the grocery store you see hot chicks in short sweatshorts and tanktops and think "whoah, i want to fuck them all right now" k nm [Part 1/2] i made N-Hyumin cookies and i lost my bandaid in the cookie dough shh That's better than losing a tampon..... well normally i don't stick the mixing bowl between my legs normally being the key word in that sentence not even for extra flavor? lol gross i'll make you pussy cookies for christmas, timey OH MY GOD.... lmfao [Part 2/2] Promise? for you timey? of course Woohoo! i'll just make obscenely shaped sugar cookies I was hoping for pussy and peanut butter... i'm only one woman my god it's not like she can put the icing up there and then use it to decorate a cake or anything... sick fucks... i can it's just a matter of will i lol I sure hope so! I go to the bombsite I pull out my ak and i begin to spray left right left right kill Hmmm...I do the same thing at the X-rated theatres [cQt][F] * Cassius puts his meat in the fridge WHO'S YOUR DADDY, FRIDGE?!?! WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!?! | lol that fridge still doesn't work right.... well how could it? I knocked the door off it's hinges, for god's sake... poor fridge.... [Part 1/2] I AM HAVING SEX0 TONIGHT REMEMBER AT AROUND 12:30AM I WILL BE MAKING THE FUCK actually make that like 1:15am cuz i'm gonna play with her 46h boobs for quite a while [Part 2/2] Deaft0ne's gonna hop online whlie she gives him head and be all... "I'm online!" "I'm getting head!" "You guys all suck!" "And so does she!" "Very, very well!" and then he'll leave Hello...my name is michael, and my anti drug is having sex with small boys i tried looking for carboard box pictures all that came up was "14-year-old-tied-up-and-gagged-in-box" jees juno didnt know u were into that does phil know/ yeah he accepts me for what i am why can't you im gonna buy old anthrax cd's and mail them to the president and be all "GET IT!? " jesus is not your friend he just wants you to think he is so he can fuck your girlfriend and eat all your food im gonna declare jesus as a dependant on my tax forms I WANT A BLOW JOB SO BAD CAN A WOMAN SUCK MY FINGER DICK BAwhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Spanking it to Power Rangers LOL! I Porked the Evil Moon Slut yeah she was hot I Violated her inner defenses I'm gonna make a porn story out of Harry Potter.. heavy marijuana usage, lots of sex, some magical sex, and a game called "Quidbitch" where you try to catch a golden snatch.... unlike Psyko who says afk for dramatic purposes, I said it because I actually left. Therefore I am much cooler than Psyko and my body odor is less severe. you've been sniffing psyko?? oh ya :) for A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ learning that santa was fake was no problem but when he was told the power rangers were just a tv show... omg . *counselling* THEY DO EXHIST YOU BASTARD *tear lol i like peepee quote me saying that so i can seem gay and get hit on by men [Part 1/3] So tonight, we're all sitting around, watching MTV muted, the way it should be watched, and my friends are drinking, and I'm mildly stoned, and one of my friends drifts off to sleep... So we think about putting our penises in his mouth and taking a picture.. [Part 2/3] But of course.. even when we're fucked up, we're not FAGS... So one of my friends goes and gets the toothpaste... now I must mention... the guy who fell asleep has chocolate covered chiclets for teeth... So what does my awake friend do to my asleep friend? [Part 3/3] He puts a big dollop of toothpaste in his half open mouth.... Now the only bad thing about this.... is that when my asleep friend wakes up... he's gonna wonder just what the fuck that is.... cause he never brushes his teeth......... God I'm stoned. I have a mexican friend that's really stupid.. and one day she was all "LATINO FOR LIIIIIIIIIFE!!!" How the fuck are you gonna change that? [Part 1/2] sumtimes I like to order a paizza then answer the door buck naked with a huge Flopping strapon on my head with the end smudged in dark brown chocolate Take the pizza then tell the delivery guy "oh you will want the guy in back just walk back ther and he will give ya what ya want" I get alot of free pizza that way not me when the pizza man comes [Part 2/2] i usually tell him to come in real quick and i'll get the money then i'll grab him from behind and fuck him in the ass then he's satisfied and tells me not to worry about the money but i insist but he still insists that i go ahead and take the pizza so i'm like okay that's usually how i get the free pizza Say stallion, are really a stallion or are you just a little pony boy? lol he's a stallion how do you know? I know believe me but how do you know? nosey [cQt][F] I have anal sex with my wife, just thought you should all know :) heh * Lady Delphie † dies | may be you do, but I hope she cleans of the strap-on * manda snaps riddlers bra again * Riddler turns around * Riddler stares seductively at nicky * Riddler slowly slides off his bra * Riddler then bends over and takes off his thong, with his excessive amount of butt hair flying out i dont get black guys with pics in their hair i mean hnestly its like a couple of my black friends do that i just dont understand it i mean, wtf goes through their heads like when they're at the mall do they think they're impressing tha ladiez like "mmm girl look at dat nigga right deuh, he got a pic in his hurrah (hair)! I'm gone ride dat nigga tunight!" [Part 1/2] * Od¡n pummels Elric like a little girly man you only do that because you like me k the other day on voice chat I heard your wife savagely beat your children [Part 2/2] Savagely? yes Ok, Od¡n she doesnt beat her kids I heard a child's muffled voice then some crazy japanese yelling and *SMACK CRACK SNAP* *cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy and screaaaaam* she wasnt beating the kids she was pissed off at the sushi Shadowing stop your nick is gayer than my passion to suck penis #BotTestLab topic: ROLL THE DICE TO SEE IF I CAN RETRACT MY TESTICLES INTO MY STOMACH YO MOMMAZ TESTICLES #egypt topic: 14,1/4^15\14/4^15\14/4^15\14/4^15\14/4^15\14/4^15\14 «12:54:42» [cQt][r][1670] I think most dogs, and some horses are hot... only the guys though, i hate girls - Ok, so he's an animal fag as well as human fag. 15,1/4^15\14/4^15\14/4^15\14/4^15\14/4^15\14/4^15\ #MST-HomeGame topic: Get yours today - http://www.kungfunation.com/images/cumragdtl.jpg hey hmm i'm gonna have sex0 tonight WITH A GIRL o fuck me *** Joins: hotgirl1 (hotgirl1@tmca.calu.npzr.vwmg.this.chat.server) hotgirl1 suck my cock hotgirl1 suck my cock hotgirl1 suck my cock grow one first ooo *** Quits: hotgirl1 (hotgirl1@tmca.calu.npzr.vwmg.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) deaf got told *** Joins: PrincessSkylo (PrincessSkylo@bjin.brwx.ifle.odwg.this.chat.server) hey PrincessSkylo come here often * N-Hyumin puts his hand on your leg * PrincessSkylo picks his hand off yes oh * N-Hyumin gives you some sex * PrincessSkylo taps her sword at her side i wouldn't try anything * N-Hyumin taps his penis on your chin open up Lord Zed wants to be naughty green ranger style when I was 8 I thought Rita repulsa was a fine piece of ass Zordon summons five teenagers with attitudes to his secluded mountain sex shop. Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi! Will pink ranger's clitoris be probed by the putties or will alpha five liberate them from their penetration cages of oral service? Find out next time on the mighty morphine power rangers * Od¡n flips his hate backwards 'yo yo......my name is Odin and I'm here to say...psykosonik is really gay....word on da street is he has a small dick.......anuses of males he likes to lick.......yo dis song is a lil sick......quote this AL you stupid prick'......word up.. #dragonballz topic: Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. that's awesome i wanna have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia when i sneeze my cock gets hard for a second wtf is up with that don't you have a small penii N-Hyumin nah ok vt does ..no i do mine's tiny it's only half a hmm it is most girls say mine hurts too much that'll teach you to fuck 8 year olds has anyone seen gega hey! gega! manda wants u *gega crawles out of Riddler's bed* what manda at least he didn't say ass guess what everyone im really a man pretending to be a woman whos a man manda guess what no. im a homosapien pretending to be an alien when in actuality im bob dole :) #Malkier topic: Tetsuo is an IDIOT he went outside to see if the wind could blow him over I rest my case birdy birdy in the sky dropped some whitewash on my eye im no baby i dont cry just damm glad cows dont fly THE 4MATION OF PARTIAL VACUMMS IN A LIQUID BY A SWIFTLY MOVING SOLID BODY (AS A propeller!) r by high-intensity sound WAVES [Part 1/4] was courting my then fiance in a chat room by reading her a poem i composed we got married about 2 months ago my step daughter got a poem via e-mail was the same poem sent to her by some guy [Part 2/4] whish i could figure the odds on that well SirGalahad1, after much analyzation and research, I have arrived at a conclusion I know the truth behind what happened to you You see, it's rather simple [Part 3/4] You composed this poem, in which you read to your wife in a chatroom the wifey says "oh thats a good one", and saves it in "goodpoemistolefrommyhusbdand.txt" and then, she e-mails it to her extra-marital lover that you know nothing about [Part 4/4] and who ALSO happens to be your daughter's secret boyfriend who takes the poem your wife read to him, and e-mails it to your daughter not even close guess i should have copyrited it tho *awkward silence* afk - mastur....food. yes, that's it.....food. lol masturBATMAN thROBINcock if i was going to have babies it'd be with Russ ... Juno that hurts * PhilMuckitt cries get ova it if i was going to have babies it'd be with A£¡en Ac†®e§§¤¤ ³°°°™ but sex would be an impossible act with him but those titties...mmmmm... if was gonna have another baby, i'd have a puppy and they ask "what do you have for christmas trees"..."we ran out of trees that are under 7 feet...we have 7 feet and up"..."do you have any smaller than 7 feet?"..."no"..."any 5 feet trees?"..."NO"..."how about 4 feet?" wimmin are just as retarded as men are, trust me if not more Goblins give good sex I'm a bitch #DoMiNioN: A place where you take rationality, logic, intellegence, articulation, kindness, and order... then toss them out the window LOTTA OLD JEUS HIPPIES FLOATIN ROUND ALL U HOLY WOMEN BETTER GET UR FUCKING CHASTITY BELTS TIGHTENED I DONT NEED ONE I just tie a pair of sissors around my waist. . . and well, you imagine the rest . . . You sneeze and your pubes get trimmed? LOL damn you lol Ruin a good thing why dont ya Russ Hey... That's what I'm here for. [cQt][F] Beer + Lady Delphie = New language | Beer + Lady Delphie = Party Time * A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ nods amanda is like a big plastic jar in a world full of boxes.. or somethin.. manda is like the piece of toast on a rainy day she's like the lil flower in the glass elephant she's like the sunset on a beautiful july morning and like the sunrise on an elegant winter night she's like the snow in july dude don't you hate when you go to wipe your ass and it gets all over your index and thumb on accident...? i just bend over and let my dog lick my ass crack he thinks its chocolate it actually feels kinda good too you think a rabbit could do? yeah probaly but they'd probably nibble at it too which...might....feel kinda good too hmm...brb HOPPY!! WHERE YA AT BOY!! i came i always came #mst3k topic: Mystery Science Theatre 3000 - The things we know in life for sure are that, 1. Everything we create can be destroyed, 2. everything that can be destroyed can be recreated, and 3. we really need something better to do than sit around all day breaking and fixing things #Farscape topic: 12,1¸6.13¤11·12°6‘13º11ø12º6’13°11’12º6·13¤11±12¤6.15 Scifi better hurry up and air new episodes before the Scapers start canibalizing eachother....oh wait...they already have...dinner's at 7 6.12¤11·13°16‘12º6ø13º11’12°6’13º11·12¤6±13¤11.12¸ "You don't want to be in this room anymore? Fine. Highlight all the text you see, then hit CTRL + V" my friend Sam's b-day is tomorrow, so i got him one of those cheesy cards that have a picture of some hunk almost completely nude on it, and on the front it says "Does this picture excite you?" and inside the card it says something stupid, i can't remember what, but i crossed it out and put "yeah, me too. glad we're friends" i'm notorious for stupid greeting card things like for my ex g/f's birthday this past month, i got her a card with Piglet on it that said something like "Hey! Wow! Who hoo! How fun! Look Who's Turning One!" and on the inside i wrote "Well, I couldn't remember how old u were turning when i bought this....11, 15, 16, 17, 18.....but I knew it had a "1" in it, so i thought this would work. happy b day" god my sister's an aerosmith freak and i care...why? No, i used your name figuratively speaking. if i were britney spears i'd sit around all day..and play with my fake titties YOu are COOL wtf fuck you * Xanthis plays with her fake titties. It's so big! [12/22/01 @ 12:55AM ET] So whens sci fi's next schedueled Crash??? <@Kingsmob> lol Dameon <@Kingsmob> hopefully not for a while y dont they update their server? <@Kingsmob> funny you should mention that <@Kingsmob> there was no one at sci fi whos job it was too focus mainly on chat until i came along <@Kingsmob> so no one knew enough to update <@Kingsmob> but <@Kingsmob> i just got a server update approved today <@Kingsmob> the first couple of weeks of 2002 we are going to begin an upgrade #malkier topic: <@madragoran> how the hell did miss cleo get my email address <@madragoran> must have been the cards #Deep13 topic: 8,1Z? | This just in: Trix Rabbit is unfulfilled.... If I join a band... I might get some. wtf r u dong? #esal` topic: Santa`sElfAsh² Elf Ass ok... bad punny, no elf ash 14(%4>0* 4Merry 3Christmas 14(%4>0* #TheShiningSun topic: 5,1\1,7\8,7\7,8\0,8\8,0\0,0-15,0\0,15\14,15\15,14\1,14\14,1\1,1-0,1 Dont use god's name in vain, god dammit! 1,1-14,1/1,14/15,14/14,15/0,15/15,0/0,0-8,0/0,8/7,8/8,7/1,7/7,1/ asshole won't budge i think i want to read the bible. not for any religous purposes though but because people die. and there is gratuitous sex and violence it'd be just like hustler...but without the pictures "and he spaketh saying: DAMN HOE! YOU'S FINE!" Well fuck me that sucked * Princess fucks Maxash²k † I believe in God as far as I can throw him.. so I guess my belief depends on God's mass... if God is a supreme being, you'd suppose he'd be of supreme mass.. therefore... my belief in god is in direct proportion to the size of God's big ass... (____________________________)_______________________________) god damn. he who humps and goes away, lives to hump some other gay *Gasp* You are all plebeians. Especially, Xanth, who seriously seems to fit the stereotype of a closet homosexual. i may be a closet homosexual...but at least i am OPENLY a closet homosexual.....wait.. #TheTavern topic: 11,0æ0,11æ10,11æ11,10æ1,10æ10,1æ 11,1 ....FIVE GOLD RINGS!!! Four Warez Sites 3 Hacked Isp's 2 DoS's ..And a Hawk Mooning In a Pear Tree!!! 10,1æ1,10æ11,10æ10,11æ0,11æ11,0æ How do I make something do nothing? I dunno, ask your brain, it seems to be fine at it. [quoteisrisfgL]{492784274729472} HEY I TAKE QUOTES HI I AM NEAT kfjo;gfusdgsgk[sdllgsd PANTIES:;'sd; I HVING SEX 2NIGHT WITH 7 GIRLS AND THEY HAVE GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG BRA SIZE THIS IS FUNNY SO I WONT QUOTE IT I HAVE GETRIGHT> IM SERIOUSLY MESSED UP I NEVER TALK EVER WTF AM I DONT FLOOD ME wtf is wrong with you people where should i starT? tronin how old are u? 13 oh.. are you a boy or girl boy ok [...] * N-Hyumin takes tronin225 into the closet * N-Hyumin touches your manroot now dont tell mommy HELP hey do you want me to sick my drick in your bussy [Part 1/16] *** Joins: tronin225 (tronin225@prsf.lrtd.ixqj.xblv.this.chat.server) hello hello watz ip ? ...nothing is ip really up lol u? nothing at all ya ROCK HARD TITTIES the ciling just fell down where!? nevermind [Part 2/16] in my mouth ...ohhh.. it would be funnier if u said like 'in my pants' o anyway I SAY WHEN I SAY HOW I SAY WHERE I SAY WHAT why huh? why what? he says when where ... and whatever else [Part 3/16] of course i do he says when and how i say where and what o (faghumping) what? lol n be nice ok *sob* (cuntbakery) lol breach my anus .... breach YOUR ANUS lmao in pm only n lol [Part 4/16] vt what did you get me for xmas umm... my love lol i give u my love i just want to say something it is very important to me i just wanted to say yes riddler? that well that i love u all of u lol awww [Part 5/16] y do u laff cuz nobody knows when you're serious or joking anymore, ridfr0g lol ridfr0g i dont even know who u r i see tronin225 well obviously you haven't been thruogh the initiation tronin225, you're excluded because of your bulbous prostate * N-Hyumin gets the lube WHAT we'll have to fix that [Part 6/16] A£¡en Hµn†e®¤¤ ³°°°™ go get the K-Y o wait N-Hyumin got it now tronin225, be a good boy and touch your toes for me that's right why lol why lol poor guy bye u cant leave!! NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS ONLY 32663 OLCOCKCA 11:17:06 [Part 7/16] tronin225 can i see your brown? what? lol english pplz hes so innocent and pure show me your puckered manhole id rather not ..well i dont need to see it.. tronin225 put some ky on your finger what? i actually feel bad cuz this is going way over this guys head [Part 8/16] tronin how old are u? 13 oh.. are you a boy or girl boy ok * N-Hyumin stops i cant take your bung tronin225 i have a policy: if they're eight, its too late sorry huh? lol tronin..u dont get out of the house much do u? i do just not around people [Part 9/16] tronin225 i need to teach you something when you are having sex with a woman put your finger up her butt and wipe it on her upper lip it is called a dirty sanchez that concludes todays lesson im just goanna pretend i dindnt hear that im gonna remember that for next time i have sex with Jon [Part 10/16] I mean Joana yes thats it Joana Riddler how many ppl have you initiated into the monkey punch huh? d00d i've told so many ppl about that its a pretty big thing around here now ive only told a few my 'close' group of 'friends' [Part 11/16] "yeah this guy i know, his name is ny hunghin, told me bout the monkey punch. it goes a lil somethin like 'is..." can anyone here speak simple english??? i went to a party last friday and some drunk dude was telling his friends i didnt even know him the word spreads lol yeah some1 actually told me about it a few times.. [Part 12/16] he was just running down the street 'monkey punch!!!!' i put flyers and ads explaining the monkey punch in ppls cars in parking lots if u search on yahoo or something ull probably find a site * N-Hyumin checks can anyone speak simple english?? aside from me no..not really tronin omg [Part 13/16] LMAO lmao?? www.monkeypunch.com is taken its a band name wtf lmao lmao = large man areola of-death areola? LMAO IRL that is funny tronin u should learn ...chat english.. i tried chat english is too hard [Part 14/16] lol make a monkey punch website. "You've heard the rumor, you've glimpsed the myth, and just perhaps....you've experienced it's awe. But now, you can experience the truth behind the monkey punch: what it is, where it came from, and where it's going. !!!MONKEY-PUNCH.COM!!!" lmao w/ 1million members and growing daily jesus..and we started yesterday! [Part 15/16] ?? im lost ... i am too.. here tronin225 take ahold of my strong hand i'l show u the way no lol * Riddler touches tronin225's "cake". my germs! 'take hold of my big hairy strong black hand' [Part 16/16] * N-Hyumin takes tronin225 into the closet * N-Hyumin touches your manroot now dont tell mommy HELP lmao irl bye noo u cant leave *** Quits: tronin225 (tronin225@prsf.lrtd.ixqj.xblv.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) damn we scared him off * N-Hyumin dies laughing irl skye do you lick tool? yup ! "The Hell below me can't possibly be as bad as the Hell around me..." --PrometheusUFO, "A Non-Life Of An Alien Hunter", Entry 45: "Losing Christmas..." #BotTestLab topic: 1,1Nosey little fucker, aren't you? [Part 1/2] if i lit my asshair on fire it would never go it it would rage in flame for weeks its like a small rainforest koalas and all lol mine too thats y i do that regular keep those koalas in check lol you control burn your asshair [Part 2/2] yes think of the baby koalas you heathen i try not too All asshair is designed to do is collect clumps of shit and while you move around, they roll them into little balls ....... I just solve that problem by shaving everything Eric, you are gross dude. ew :p Ya, ok I'm nude camming what happened to all the old people? all the cool people ;eft to be replaced by a bunch of assknockers lol assknockers assknockers? i swear i haven't knocked anyones ass lately Do me! Do me! OK [cQt][F] in my past life I was a hampster named vladamir | * Russ had a hampster named vladamir now that he thinks about it... never did clean all the hampster turds outta that cage... vlad didn't seem to mind.... God give me some damn sex! *cries Thats what I want for Christmas i love u dumb fucks lol #Northern Crater topic: I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! Mary had a little skirt, slit right up the sides. Everytime she wore it, the boys could see her thighs. Mary had another skirt, split right up the front......but she never wore that one hey do you no what sex is #starwars topic: Happy Birthday, Jesus! Bet you can't blow out all the candles this year! usually when i masturbate i just stare at a picture of david hasselhoff circa knight rider i cum in like, a minute lather, rinse, repeat thanks for telling us, O gay one k #DarkTower topic: 11%12,11%11,12%2,12%12,2%1,2%2,1%12,1 I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food2,1%1,2%12,2%2,12%11,12%12,11%11% #RogueKnights topic: If women didn't want me stealing their panties, they would put garlic in them #Hell'sWayInn topic: 11,2EGGNOG: Holiday spirit straight from a chicken's ass [Part 1/3] i'm goin to bed g'night *** Parts: Auld Lang Phil (evilthrill@vdmu.chop.cwhq.vwmg.this.chat.server) well...cya phil Hi Phil did you e-mail me? phil kinda left dern * Kaiser can't read apparently not so phil did you e-mail me? [Part 2/3] yes i emailed u my naked pictures like i said oh my cool I liked them alot they were all hot and steamy i new u would wait that was me isnt that lovely yeah did you send me Devils Preacher's nude pics too? i hope so [Part 3/3] cool you got a nice pussy thanks i shave they are in a diff email they are in the ones of naked pics of crimson OH MY oh didn't see those yet i love those #mst3k topic: Mystery Science Theatre 3000 - confuscia say: "GOA TOU HEYLL! AND BUY ME MORE SOCKS, BIZNITCH!" 37 Keebler elves were killed today when a lightweight plane crashed into their tree, Ernie Keebler has not yet been located... [Part 1/3] gtg *** Quits: RedChocobo (nazonakusa@wjoa.lrtd.wifm.xizz.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) i have a girlfriend who? redchocbo ...lmao yes ..im sure u do she is so sexly did u see a picture? no then how do u know? i no.y no [Part 2/3] what? i like to see your pic yes my pic? wtf? yesloveto see your pic of her i have a pic of her? you do of your body your ignorant speak is confusing me i have a pic of redchocobo of my naked body? yes i want to seeit [Part 3/3] see what? her body ok ok send it to me send what? her pic of her who said i had her pic? you did i did? ur a fucking idiot i never said anything like that *** Quits: stone-cold (bobo@rawa.pttb.epmc.wbps.this.chat.server) ((signed off)) "1 round trip to Afghanistan, $1,200. 1 9mm clock, $1,200. 1 shot at point blank range... priceless. *boom* *boom* *boom* *boom* *boom* *boom* *boom* *boom* "Back in those glory days, I was very uncomfortable when they asked us to say things that I didn't want to say, and deny other things. Some people asked, you know, "Were you alone out there?" We never gave the real answer. And yet, we've seen things out there, strange things. But, we know what we saw out there and we couldn't really say anything. The bosses were really afraid of this, they were afraid of the War of the Worlds type stuff and about panic in the streets. So, we had to keep quiet. And now, we only see these things in our nightmares... or maybe in the movies, and some of them are pretty close to being the truth." --John Glenn, former astronaut and U.S. Senator hey alien remember back in the day when i'd stand on the street corner with a sign "Will Give Head For Quote" and I'd give you a dollar and that was the only way you'd ever quote me which is why at one point i had the most quotes in #Dominion Jake Smith, 125 reyes rd, chino valley, az 86323 * VF-1S Veritech shits his pants * Russ watches Od¡n collect it * Od¡n eats #13thHour topic: Every year at Christmas a privileged child gets a computer... and every week after Christmas is newbie kicking week here at SciFi. "As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feed on the flesh of the living. So we all sing Christmas carols to lull him back to sleep." --Peter Griffin, "Family Guy" WHEN U BANG A PREGNANT CHICK THE BABY GRABS THE DICK the baby jerks u off inside the pussy you get a blow job while you fuck her IF ITS A FEMALE BABY WORK AT MCDONALDS AND PUT YOUR PENIS IN A BUN AND GO TO THE WINDOW AND SAY THAT'LL BE 99 CENTS PLEASE HaHaHa That Was Some Funny! there's a large jug of white substance in my fridge labeled "atlas" I keep getting this junk mail that says I could have frimer larger breasts..... * RedChocobo is sickened....yet curious everyone on the internet wants me to have a larger penis YOU GOD DAMN RIGHT WE DO i keep getting those guess they want me to have one too sex sperm penis OOH OOH I KNOW THIS GAME cum shotrs orgy pussy don't give me to any kids! i have small parts............. no wait Breasts + audience = fans + sales^5 = profit = corporate orgasm. i parachuted out of the world trade center and yelled "HAHA NEXT TIME SUCKERS" bin laden is a sensitive man the un is all "WE HAVE ABSLUTE PROOFF HE DID IT WE PINKY SWEAR" "can we see the proof" "WHAT YOU DONT BNELIEGVE US YOU MUST BEA TERRORISTS" Beer is good!! Beer is good!! Beer is gooder is good!! Beer is good!! Beer is good!! Beer is good!! Beer is good!! Beer is good!! Beer is good!! Beer is good!! Be lmao irl at the end of that elric blacked out #esal` topic: 9,1"Confucious says Man who put chicken in freezer overnight wake up with stiff cock" Confucious says: Man running sideways through Airport going to Bangkok I HAVE THE BEST SCRIPT EVER IT IS CALLED SHITFUCKER I HAVE SHITFUCKER V 1.4 shitfucker 1.4 has a flood that shoots a packet to your isp and makes the whole state the isp is in blow the fuck up DONT FUCK WITH SHITFUCKER 1.4 when i can force glenn becker and barbarella to have passionate sex0 i can then get married and live happily ever after i could log it and it'd be all owe,,!! fuck you fuck me! //mode +z on teh pussi *orgasms off *** uh oh im gonna shit my pants afk lol *** Joins: Killa2kDMX (KillaDM have u ever shit yourself more then once in an hour i shit like 3 times in 45 minutes this morning it's become quite evident that ZeR0 † PRieST and i were made for each other * Demonic Ritual Low makes love to ZeR0 † PRieST Demonic Ritual Low how could u u said we were made for each toher last night in bed * VF-1S Veritech cries sorry i don't write the path fate decides to create fate my ass this be making me feel dirty them body buildin women get ur dick in there pusie's u ain't gonna b able to get it out cause she squeeze and ur dick never gets soft lol the gays got there own government! thats right we sure do dave i mean, they sure do silly me so dave when is the big day? what big day are you getting married, dave? if u will let me come visit for 30 days i might mary he's telling the truth, Mary it happened to me. me and dave have been happily married for 9 years now [Part 1/2] So... Mary.. I have here that you .. "had a little lamb"? Is this correct? * Riddler looks through his notepad I used to Uh huh. I see. but I slit its throat * Riddler scribbles in his notepad Ah. Now, was this before or after you molested the poor animal? [Part 2/2] what kind of pervert are you? Right. *scribbles in notepad again* The kind that likes to scribble naked pictures of clients in his notepad look! * Riddler shows Mary the notepad very good Riddler your getting better thanks i put more detail into the bush i noticed #dragonballz topic: Female guide to masturbation. Chapter 1: If you're not having fun, you're missing the point. Chapter 2: If you're missing the point, you're reading this book. #Malkier topic: I've never seen anyone make such a fuss about the fact that I love nuts #Ae£exis topic: [04:01:41] jammed my ass... HEY AL.......... QUOTE THIS.... oh wait.. nm 69 IS WHERE I LAY DOWN AND RHAPSODY JAYS ON TOP OF ME AND SUCKS MY COCK AND I LICK HER CUNT AND ASS AND PUSSY AND VAGINA AND I CUM IN HER MOUTH AND RDEAFTONE WALKS IN AND SAYS OOHHHHH I BET THAT FEELS GOOD I LIKE JELLO IN MY ASS CAUSE WHEN I SIT DOWN IT SWISHES SHHH TELL NO ONE I HATE THIS BITCH ALWAYS ON MY CASE FUCKING ASSHOLE yourmom? yeah shes an asshole no YOUR MOM HAS A TIGHT ASSHOLE YES NO lol OH, OSAMA BIN LADEN YOU SON OF A BITCH MAY YOUR BALLS DEVELOP A 7 YEAR ITCH MAY YOUR PECKER BE TWISTED IN SUCH A MANNER THAT YOUR ASSHOLE WHISTLES THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER GOD BLESS AMERICA !!!!!!' stfu Lªd¥Kª†† O_O That came out of nowhere BECOME A PRESCHOOL TEACHER AND HAVE ONE DAY WHERE YOU MOLEST ALL OF THE CLASS AND WHEN THE COPS COME TO TAKE YOU TO PRISON SAY OOH THAT FELT GOOD GO TO THE SUBWAY NAKED WITH A BONER AND STICK YOUR LIL PP THROUGH THE PLASTIC HOLE AT THE TICKET BOOTH AND CUM ON THE TICKET LADY DEAFTONE AFTER I CUT OFF MY DICK AND HAVE SOFT SKIN AND A WETT PUSSY WILL U FUCK ME fuck no why DOGGY STYLE lol @ "and have soft skin" SPREAD MY LEGS AND INSERT IT IN VERY SLOWLY THEN PULL IT HALF WAY OUT SLOWLY THEN RAM IT BACK IN HARD yeah i do that with a girl but not your retarded ass Who is Lyn. . .whatever? PhilMuckitt... Ah who lived in nantucket and grabbed a cat and tried to. . . . . yes lol ok I heard he is becoming quite the dick my penis will be the same size and weight as a quarter and i'll buy gumballs with it darkstar how many ps games do you have about 2 what games ffv11 and ffv111 hey all are so funing be couse it si so wild the xbox controller feels like you're molesting an androids ass or something #binary.topia topic: * Yoshi sees a chain of osama tan parlors, "Afganatan" #F¡Nã FÅNTç¥ topic: '12_-'4Vampires suck the blood of humans...but then again, so do lawyers12'-_ my anti-drug is masturbating to the golden girls dick check! What is a dick check? A dick check, my friend, is when u stick ur hand in ur pants and play with ur twig-n-berries for a bit, and then take ur hand out, walk up to a random person, extend ur hand towards their face and say "Hey! Check out this new cologne i got!" tomorrow i'm gonna go to the mall and walk up to random girls and say "hey, can I get a pussy-check?" [Part 1/3] stop sucking cock oh, c'mon! just a few more slurps! puhleeeeezee! * fucker giggles fine k thanx * fucker moans as riddler gives him a bj your a fag I know, I try * Riddler kisses ur neck ewww gay wad [Part 2/3] lol * Riddler licks ur lips ewww your a lamer u like lamers dont u? * Riddler humps ur leg your such an idiot * Riddler humps faster lol, idiot? Wow, intelligent insult. I was expecting something a bit more insightful like "YOUR A DUMMYHEAD" or something [Part 3/3] lame comeback wasn't mean to be a comeback suuuuuure fag just a little constructive criticism * Riddler goes back to licking u all over * fucker moans * fucker humps back your a fucker lol lol i know dont act like u dont like it ur moaning DO U KNOW IF A ROOSTER AND A DOG HAVE SEX THEIR BABY WOULD LOOK LIKE DON KNOTTS [Part 1/2] HEY DOG SEX IN LEGAL IN FIVE STATES CANNANDA CANNANDA AND POPEYE ISLAND popeye island?!?! lmao irl [Part 2/2] POPEYE ISLAND EH YUCK YUCK where the hell is that? U NO THE SPANISH THE GREEN SHIT HE EATS! LOL SPINACH [Part 1/2] when i was a little kid i doo dooed alot i doo dooed in church only the priest could stay in through the blessings of god [Part 2/2] i doo dooed in the swimming pool once it came up and hit the side of my face it floated up like a little sub once i thought it was like a shark i pissed my pants [Part 1/2] i feel volated(or whoever u spell it) violated lol THANK U TEACHER DO U WANT AN APPLE HUH! DO U WANT ME TO STAY AFTER SCHOOL AND PICK UP TRASH [Part 2/2] WOULD U LIKE ME TO SNITCH ON ALL THE KIDS THEN GET BEAT UP AND THEN RUN TO MY MOMM AND MY MOMMY COME DOWN AND U SEND ME OUT OF THE CLASS ROOM AND U BOTH YEL OUT EACHS NAMES REASONS UNKNOWN!!! [Part 1/2] * Riddler fucks Iron-Monk hard * Iron-Monk moanZ * Riddler puts on his porn star face * Iron-Monk cried * Riddler says romantic porn starrish stuff like "ahhh. fuuuck. thats right...ohh u fucking bitch. mmm. god u make me so horny u cunt" * Iron-Monk moanZ loudly * VF-1S Veritech joins in * Iron-Monk screams loudly [Part 2/2] * VF-1S Veritech moanz * VF-1S Veritech gets behind riddler and rams in lol wtf i feel volated or however u spell it riddler likes to give but not to recieve * Iron-Monk cries * Iron-Monk dies omg u killed iron monk u bastard! * HeilDurandalAGlockworkOrange rubs onion dip all over his body with a cheese gratere #13thHour topic: